- >Day Interbutt in Equestria
- >You have brought the gift of technology to this backward place
- >Now P0nyville has computers
- >Sadly they run Big Mac OS X
- >But alas, you are the prime coder, revered by the townsp0nies
- >Especially Purple Smart.
- >Unfortunately, you had decided to turn this place around just as estrus began
- >Giving your knowledge to her was a bad idea, turns out before you came along, she had no fetishes
- >But now she had found one, and it was technology
- >And since then, she had been using your gifts to conduct experiments in her library-tory.
- >Sec-shoe-wall experiments
- >Mostly involving you.
- >Sometimes Yellow Quiet would join in, just for added kinks
- >Man, that p0ne was weird. She'd given you many whyboners.
- >Back to the present day.
- >You've just finished making the final touches for the first interbutt modem in Equestria
- >It's in the town hall, with a reach of 200m, the first of its kind
- >Unfortunately it takes up most of the conference room, but a small sacrifice was needed
- >It is due to be officially activated in one minute, 12pm
- >Ticktockticktockticktock
- >You press the button, and the speaker says "Online"
- >Now p0nies were sharing emails and other things like the good old days of Web 1.0
- >Some other p0ny was developing a coding language called Flash Sentry
- >You didn't like the name, but it was going to come in handy
- >Stepping outside of the building, Mayor Mare greets you
- >"Congratulations on the interbutt, Anon! We are ever so grateful for all your work here!"
- "It's nothing. What else have I got to do in my time?
- >She chuckles, and waves goodbye
- >Of course though, as soon as you set foot in the street, Twattle Spicy is there
- >"Oh, Aaaaanon! I have an ideaaaaaa!"
- >Fuckshitcock
- >You heave out a sigh
- "What is it?"
- >"Come with me!"
- >Before you can protest, she drags you with her magic.
- >Dammit
- >At the library-tory
- >In the lab part, you are sat down next to Flattershow
- >"So are neither of you gonna ask what my next ingenius plan is?!"
- >The pair of you look at each other, then shake your head
- >"Whatever. I'll tell you anyway!"
- >Flittershoe lets out a barely-audible puff
- >"Well Anon, you know those camera thingies you made? Well... I made them so you can record real life!"
- "So?"
- >"Seeing as you made the interbutt today... I want to post a video onto it."
- >Oh shit.
- "Erm, what kind of video?"
- >"Of you [spoiler]fucking Fluttershy[/spoiler]!"
- >Your jaw drops not only to the floor, but forces itself down to the very bowels of Hell
- >Phutterbutt giggles in joy at the idea
- >It's not like you have much of a choice, Twitty Spinner has magic, all you have is a list of technological achievements that were down to you
- >But still, there was no way you were doing this shit
- >You may have been victim of p0nyfucking before, but this was too much
- >Standing up, you put a leg forward to leave
- "Fuck this I'm-"
- >"Not out yet."
- >Fuck
- >Twiddle Sparkler puts on her new camera, filming what's to come
- >You feel the cold air of magic grip at your trousers, ripping them off
- >Shycunt then launches herself at your underwear, tearing the fabric apart
- >rustling_intensifies.gif
- >She launches herself at your semi-boner, instantly making it stand to attention
- >And without warning it's inside her mouth
- >Tongue swirling and everything, the usual treatment that she gave you
- >Nibbling on it slightly, too
- >Surprisingly it feels fucking awesome
- >Until she takes it out and starts hitting it lightly
- >"S-stupid small ape dick, c-can't even keep up with me..."
- >The putrid stench of Twittle Spurter's twat becoming drenched engulfs your nostrils
- >What the fuck are these p0nes into
- >Distracted from purple's juices, you didn't notice yellow being a sneaky cunt
- >Now she's on top of you, slapping your man-titties
- >"You're so p-pathetic..."
- >When did she become so dom
- >Crunching her insides, your dick is crushed in a wet, silky wall
- >You're unsure if this is good or not
- >It hurts like a bitch but feels fan-fuckin'-tastic too
- >She raises an eyebrow at you
- >"Well... d-do you like THIS?"
- >She twists her hole
- >Completely embedding your cock inside of her
- >You try to move but
- >If you tugged away once more, your dick would just come off
- >And suddenly,
- >She stands up
- >You both look down at your crotch
- >No cumstains
- >But blood spraying everywhere
- >It's... gone
- >The whole thing
- >crchcrchcrch
- >...is that crunching
- >Look up, and see Fluttercunt's cunt devouring your member
- >Panting out a few words is a hard task
- "Fuck... what... m-my... dick?!?!"
- >In total shock and blood loss, you pass out
- >You are now Twilight Sparkle, genius of P0nyville
- >And you've just made history
- >Harnessing the power of your ape enemy, you've done two great deeds today
- >P0nies are now scientifically superior to all other species
- >And now everyp0ny will have the video to remember it by!
- >Fast forward to 3012
- >You are Fluttershy, and you have just finished telling your grandfillies a wondrous story
- "And that, kids, was how pornography was invented"
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