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Home (Batpony)

By: Shiggler on Jul 25th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.24 KB  |  hits: 47  |  expires: Never
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  1. >It's so cold out here.
  2. >Nop0ny in this town would be awake right now, but...
  3. >You're freezing, drenched, it's awful.
  4. >Not to mention you haven't had anything to eat in, oh, how long has it been?
  5. >You can't even remember.
  6. >Not to mention a place to stay.
  7. >It seems the only lights on are the streetlights.
  8. >Oh well, guess you'll have to take shelter in yet another alleyway.
  9. >You continue walking in search of such an alley, until...
  10. >What's this?
  11. >A light that's still on?
  12. >Maybe Luna has finally blessed you.
  13.  
  14. >You are Anon and as of late, you've been inflicted with insomnia.
  15. >No matter how many times you twist and turn in your bed, nothing works.
  16. >And seeing how p0nies don't have medical drugs...
  17. >You're pretty much boned.
  18. >On yet another sleepless night, you've given into... awake.
  19. >In your kitchen, you're brewing up some special coffee that Rarity showed you.
  20. >Tastes great.
  21. >Out of nowhere, there's a tapping on your front door.
  22. >Jumping, you nearly spill it.
  23. “God... It's almost 2 in the morning...”
  24. >Open the door.
  25. >Standing there is a soaked pegasus staring at the ground... only...
  26. >Not a pegasus.
  27. >Leathery wings... Tufted ears...
  28. >”I-I'm so sorry to bother you, but... I noticed your light was on and it's so cold out here...”
  29. >...and fangs?
  30. >Wariness: ACTIVATED
  31. “Uh... Sure. Just try not to get my stuff soaked.”
  32. >”Thank you...”
  33. >She walks in, and finally looks up.
  34. >”Wh-what?! You're not a pony!”
  35. “Well, yes. You're not quite a pegasus either.”
  36. >Her head hangs low with a huff.
  37. >”I hate being a batpony sometimes...”
  38. >Wait. Did she just say...?
  39. “Batpony? So they really exist?”
  40. >Her eyebrow shoots up.
  41. >”Well, yeah. Am I not proof enough? But... what are you?”
  42. >Oh. This again.
  43. “Uh. I'm a human. Bipedal ape sort of thing, only less hairy. Most of it's on my head. See?”
  44. >She scratches her chin with a hoof.
  45. >”Sounds kinda funny to me.”
  46. “Well, the whole batpony thing seems kind of funny to me. Fangs, leather wings, etcetera...”
  47. >”Uh-huh. So what's your name, human?”
  48. “You can call me Anon. And you, batpony?”
  49. >”Echo.”
  50. >Ah, like echolocation.
  51. >Oh god, imagine if you had said that out loud?
  52. >Wait...
  53. >She looks grumpy.
  54. “I... I didn't really say that did I?”
  55. >She rolls her eyes.
  56. “Heheh... Well, anyway, I'm guessing you need a place to stay.”
  57. >”For now, anyways. I don't wanna get in your hair.”
  58. >Hm.
  59. >”D-do you have anything to eat, perchance?”
  60. >A grumbling noise makes its way to your ears.
  61. >You chuckle softly.
  62. “I have some things in the kitchen. Help yourself.”
  63. >She thanks you and scurries off quickly.
  64. >Man, this is strange.
  65. >I mean, surely this must all be a dream...
  66. >Your insomniac brain unable to discern mind from reality.
  67. >Batponies are only a myth...
  68. >Right?
  69. >”Say, you don't have any bananas do ya?”
  70.  
  71. >She's an odd one, this Echo.
  72. >Excitable yet reserved.
  73. >You and her have been talking for quite a bit.
  74. >”It's a weird way to go, through the Everfree. I even saw a zebra alchemist. Wasn't sure if my mind was playing tricks.”
  75. “Well, I can't say I've ever been in there. The amount of times Pinkie Pie sung a song about that place was enough to drive me clear. And that was only her voice.”
  76. >The batpony laughs a different kind of laugh.
  77. “Say, why is it a 'keekee' sound you batponies do?”
  78. >”Well, why is it a 'haha' sound that you humans do?”
  79. >Fair play.
  80. >You nod your head in approval.
  81. >”Don't you ever get tired? Most of you day-things never stay up so long past your bedtimes.”
  82. “Well, that's the thing. I'm an insomniac. I rarely sleep.”
  83. >She looks confused.
  84. “Yes, I still get tired. I'm constantly tired.”
  85. >”That doesn't sound so great.”
  86. “But I guess this fits your schedule perfectly.”
  87. >”I guess it does.”
  88. >She smiles a toothy-
  89. >Fanged grin.
  90. >Looking outside, you see there are numerous slithers of daylight creeping their way into view.
  91. “We should probably try to get some rest.”
  92. >She looks at you mischievously.
  93. >”Well, I'm taking your bed.”
  94. “Have it. The sofa's comfier anyway.”
  95. >She giggles quietly and yawns.
  96. >”Goodnight Anon.”
  97. “Goodnight, Echo.”
  98.  
  99. >It's almost evening.
  100. >You had expected that Echo would've upped and left by now but you're still downstairs waiting for a peep.
  101. >Throughout the day, you had decided to gather some fruit for her after she explained her diet.
  102. >Blood was a... different sort of delicacy though.
  103. >Most notably, she loved bananas.
  104. >Why'd you gather them?
  105. >In case she returns.
  106. >...Hopefully she returns.
  107. >Good conversation, and with your other P0nyville friends out of town for the next couple of weeks on “royal business”, you're bound to get lonely at some point.
  108. >And heck, if she ain't adorable.
  109. >After what feels like a millenia, you hear movement.
  110. >Trotting downstairs is Echo, with an anxious look.
  111. >”Goodnight, Anon.”
  112. >What?
  113. “Goodnight? But you've only just woken up.”
  114. >”Duh? I'd say 'good morning' if I was going to sleep.”
  115. >Nocturnals...
  116. “What's got you so riled anyhow?”
  117. >”Well... I was puzzling for a while before I came down here...”
  118. “Mhm.”
  119. >”And I was wondering...”
  120. >This is gonna take a while.
  121. “Go on.”
  122. >”...If maybe, just maybe, I could stay here for a little while longer?”