Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes

Drunk story

By: Shiggler on Jul 13th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.73 KB  |  hits: 37  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. >3drunk5u in Equestria
  2. >Attempting to stand, you see silly yellow p0ny in your line of sight
  3. >...What is this?
  4. >On top of her head is...
  5. >A dildo.
  6. >Since when did they make dildos for faces?
  7. >"U-um... Gimp... is it your fetish?"
  8. >Sighing, you want to rip off your dick, it shouldn't be aroused right now.
  9. "You can't just come in here all high and mighty, with a fucking dick tied to your face, what's wrong with you?!"
  10. >Fluttershy backs off, whimpering
  11. >"I didn't want to b-bother you, Anon..."
  12. "But... that's the whole point of this."
  13. >"Of what?"
  14. >Shit
  15. >She's not allowed to know of the thread.
  16. >Turn around face her
  17. "Right fuck this"
  18. >Today you suffered from random adult spontaenous combustion all because of
  19. >Fucking Fluttershy
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data