- >7drunk9u in Equestria
- >Day Entropy
- >“Anon, it's much too late. We are at our last bank of resource.”
- >Celestia tries to convince you but you aren't buying it.
- >Not at all.
- >She's telling you all of these facts and figures but...
- >Do you care?
- >Like hell you do.
- “How is this my problem?”
- >The Sunbutt seems to think you can't outwit her, even in this state you're in.
- >“I have to say, with no energy being generated... we have to rely on the rapecore.”
- >From behind her podium, a yellow figure emerges.
- >“We e-either die... Or we rape.”
- >You stare gormlessly at the dumb pone.
- >“What's it gonna be?”
- >Well, of course you know the answer.
- “I'M GETTIN THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE”
- >Doing a huge kick you flip over the fuckin pissmute rapist.
- >Shitebag.
- >She tries to grab your leg but you know better
- >You flail it around as though it's some chicken.
- >She lets go and you go SWEET HOME ALA-notbama.
- >Fuck Obama.
- >Fuckin Obama instead of
- >Fuckin Fluttershy.
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