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Drunk story #4 (Rapeflutter)

By: Shiggler on Dec 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.90 KB  |  hits: 34  |  expires: Never
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  1. 6drunk8u in Equestria
  2. >You're Anon yadda yadda
  3. >Trying to masturbate by yourself, you begin to cry like a little bitch.
  4. "It's been so long since I've had someone!"
  5. >Bad move, now Fluttershy's at the damn door.
  6. >"Oh Aaaanoooon!"
  7. >You don't want a goddamned mare!
  8. >You want the sweet hoomen pussy!
  9. >"I-I could be someone for you."
  10. >Tears stain your erect penis.
  11. "No, I've told you a hundred times, you're just not right for me! You're a fucking horse!"
  12. >"You could be f-fucking a horse baby."
  13. >Bedroom eyes come from the yellow fucker.
  14. >"And you could use your tears as l-lube."
  15. >Nope.
  16. >Nope nope nope nope.
  17. >Cry some more, then PissSilent makes her move.
  18. >"Oh my... You're already har-"
  19. >Suddenly, your dick droops lifelessly.
  20. "2drunk2fuckU."
  21. >Horrified, JaundiceQuiet leaves you.
  22. >"What a waste of s-salty, sexy lube."
  23. >You may be a lonely sack of shit, but least you're not
  24. >Fucking Fluttershy.
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