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Drunk story #3 (Scottishrape)

By: Shiggler on Aug 31st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.35 KB  |  hits: 63  |  expires: Never
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  1. >5drunk7u in Scottish Equestria eh
  2. >Och aye the noo, yer Anon eh?!
  3. >Havin' a go like?!?!
  4. >Suddenly, fucken Fluttershy comes up tae ye and starts talkin' shite.
  5. >”A-aye aye Anon. Fit like?”
  6. “Feck aff Flutters. Am nae in the mood fer yer shit jist noo.”
  7. >She starts tae greet like a wee bitch.
  8. >”B-but am jist wantin' a hug the day...”
  9. “YER NAE FUCKIN' GETTIN' ONE YA WEE CUNT!!!”
  10. >Kick 'at fucken bitch oot o' here.
  11. >Thank fuck ye'll nae be
  12. >Fuckin' Fluttershy.
  13. >BUT WAIT, PAL!
  14. >THAT'S NAE THE END O' THE STORY!
  15. >”Fit's gyan on, Anon?”
  16. “Awwww, fuck sake! Here she fuckin' comes, Rainbo' Fucken Dash hersel'! How aboot ye just fuck rite off tae fucken Cloudsdale or wherever the fuck it is ye go tae fer fuckin' shegs wi' a' the pegasus pones?!”
  17. >She jist fuckin looks at ye like yer mad.
  18. >Which ye are, but that's beside the point eh.
  19. >”Anon, stop bein' a wee shit. I'll fuckin' bash yer jaw in. Just gee me the fucken deeeeeee!”
  20. >Wit horseshite.
  21. “Nut. Stop speakin' shit.”
  22. >She winks a wee bit at ye.
  23. >”Och Anon, yer such a tease.”
  24. >She flies at ye, but fuckin' misses like the pure piece o' piss she is.
  25. “Bahaha, best flier? Mair like best DYER!”
  26. >Aye, 'at's right.
  27. >That was shite.
  28. >Wit the fuck are ye gonnae dee aboot it eh?!
  29. >Least ye didna fuck the fuckin' horse pussy.
  30. >Ye dinnae come fae Aberdeen after all!
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