- >Day 4drunk6u in Equestria
- >The fucking terrible twosome are at it again.
- >You're Anon obviously, biggest cunt around
- >But not so much of a cunt that you deserve to be raped, right?!
- >How about Twilight and Fluttershy appear at your door, HUH?!
- >No that would suck but they're there so you can't claim that you're theirs.
- >Hehehehe there they're their.
- >”Anon, Fluttershy needs some rocks.
- “Why the fuck would she need rocks. They can't even do anything.”
- >”She means she needs to get her rocks off you fucking moron.”
- >Twilight uses the magic and attacks you.
- “FUUUUCK DON'T DO THAT”
- >She tickles you with the force of 1000 feather dusters.
- >That's pretty fuckin' bad eh.
- >Suddenly, Fluttershy tells Twilight to stop being a cunt.
- >”T-twilight stop being a cunt.”
- >”no”
- >So she didn't.
- >Out of fucking nowhere Discord appears.
- >”Hello my friends it is time to fuck shit up.”
- >Acknowledging your best friends request, you proceed to punch all the walls and faces of Twilight and Fluttershy.
- >”Well Anon, you are doing a good job” said Discord.
- “I fucking know shut up you fucking cockmongler”
- >Going back to killing fucking everyone, Fluttershy interjects.
- >”A-anon, is your fetish fucking shit up with Discord?”
- >Well of course it is.
- >Your dick grows to the size of the tallest tree in the world.
- >That's like, what, 160ft?
- >Somethin' like that.
- >Attack Fluttershy with megadick and then
- >Spend the rest of the day
- >Fucking Twilight because she's purple
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