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Bros (Flutterrape)

By: Shiggler on Jan 23rd, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.15 KB  |  hits: 66  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Bros in Equestria
  2. >You are Anonymous
  3. >Anonymous you are- wait this ain't Seussville.
  4. >Equestria is boring.
  5. >There's no computers.
  6. >No video games.
  7. >But perhaps, most important of all...
  8. >No pussy.
  9. >Well, there's the horse pussy.
  10. >But you're not going near that shit.
  11. >Everyone in town knows that.
  12. >Strolling along Ponyville, you wave to all your friends passing by.
  13. >Some of them give you odd looks.
  14. >But you'd rather pretend to misinterpret them for friendliness rather than acknowledge that they want the dick.
  15. >Just as you're politely smiling at a horny mare, you're on your ass.
  16. >Must be that time of day again.
  17. >“Hi 'Non.”
  18. >All up in your grill is Rainbow Dash.
  19. “'Sup.”
  20. >She gets off of you.
  21. >“I was. 'Til I pinned you to the floor against your will.”
  22. >You chuckle.
  23. “God Rainbow, you make it sound so creepy.”
  24. >Her face twists.
  25. >“Uh, right! 'Cause it wasn't meant to sound creepy at all! Yeah, of course!”
  26. >Hah, good old Dash.
  27. >You and her have been bros since you dropped out of the sky on top of her.
  28. >Boy, what a weird day that was.
  29. >You both nearly died.
  30. >But that experience bonded you both for life.
  31. >Bros til the end, you'd always say with her.
  32. >She always acts so confident around everyone.
  33. >Funny she isn't the same with you.
  34. >“So, what are your plans today 'Non?”
  35. “Dunno. Maybe go home and fap for a bit.”
  36. >She stares at you oddly.
  37. >You chuckle.
  38. “God, your face! Nah I'm not gonna do that.”
  39. >She sighs.
  40. “Probably not.”
  41. >Her ears perk up subtly.
  42. “...Maybe.”
  43. >Eyes shining.
  44. >You stop.
  45. >For a moment her lips quiver.
  46. “No, I'm just going to Pinkie Pie's to get some baked goods. Damn, you looked so concerned there!”
  47. >She shakes her head rapidly.
  48. >Her dazed state ceases.
  49. >“Uh, yeah. I worried in case... in case anypony were to see you! That wouldn't be good. Especially with that Hardpings or whatever-her-name-is mare prowling around...”
  50. >You tilt your head.
  51. “Whatever. Wanna come with to Pinkie's?”
  52. >She nods and smiles.
  53.  
  54. >At Sugarcube Corner.
  55. >“'Nonny, can I talk to you for a second?”
  56. >Pinkie hands you a loaf of banana bread.
  57. “Sure.”
  58. >Dash trots alongside you too.
  59. >Balloonbutt glares at her.
  60. >“In private.”
  61. >Her expression twists.
  62. >“Fine.”
  63. >In a quiet room behind the counter, Pinkie looks right at you.
  64. >“'Nonny, this is getting all too serious. Dash loves you!”
  65. >You scrunch up your face and laugh at the girl.
  66. “No way, man. Me and Dash are bros 'til the end. No way she loves me.”
  67. >She pouts.
  68. >“Don't you see it?! She follows you everywhere, floors you every time she sees you, and most of all she never stops staring!”
  69. >It's almost impossible to contain your laughter.
  70. “That's explainable due to the fact that flooring is a tradition. She follows me cause we're bros, and she just wants to make sure I'm okay so she stares!”
  71. >You grin at her.
  72. “It doesn't matter anyways, I don't love her either!”
  73. >Pinkie plants a pestering 'pendage in her pudgy personal perspective.
  74. >Her hoof is embedded in her face.
  75. >Clearly, that was the wrong answer.
  76. “What?”
  77. >“Never mind. Take your bread and go.”
  78. >You hold up your hands in defence.
  79.  
  80. >Walking out of the store, Dash questions you.
  81. >“What was that all about?”
  82. “Ah, nothin'. Pinkie just thinks you're in love with me. How wild is that?”
  83. >She sweats, her eyes [spoiler]dashing[/spoiler] here and there without you picking up on it.
  84. >“That's insane! What, does she think we're lovers? We're just b-bros! Best of friends til the end!”
  85. >Chucking along with her, you pat her back.
  86. >Hairs there stick up on end.
  87. >You're both at the door of your house now.
  88. >It's not far from the bakery.
  89. >Walking inside, you and Dash are still laughing about Pinkie's ridiculous statements.
  90. “Lovers? Damn, you're funny Dash!”
  91. >Slowly trudging into the kitchen, you place the banana bread on the counter.
  92. >You turn to face Dash, smiling at her when out of nowhere you trip over a chair.
  93. >A conveniently placed glass of water falls when you use it to try break your fall.
  94. >“Oh 'Non, your clothes are soaked! You'll have to take them off now.”
  95. >Knowing your bro is right, you tear off your trousers and shirt.
  96. >They're in a messy pile on the floor.
  97. >Lying there in your underwear, Dash bites her lip.
  98. >“Hey, how about I pin you again?”
  99. >Chortling, you challenge her.
  100. “As if you could manage.”
  101. >Her eyes half-lid.
  102. >“Watch me.”
  103. >She leaps on top of you, hooves pressing down on your shoulders.
  104. >A good grip, but you throw her off and lie on her.
  105. “Look who's pinned now.”
  106. >She grins menacingly, then bucks you off of her.
  107. >Going unnoticed, your underwear has started to slip off.
  108. >Her wings flap, draughting your body.
  109. >Once more, she jumps above you, flattening your body with her own.
  110. >“Cold and helpless and pinned to the floor. You're in a tight spot, 'Non.”
  111. >Warmth comes from lower down.
  112. >Your underwear is completely off now.
  113. >Looking down, then up again, you say one word to your bro.
  114. “Oops.”
  115. >Slowly she starts to slide along you.
  116. >“Bro hug?”
  117. >Nodding you wrap your arms around her, and still she moves with tenderness.
  118. >Her lips are rubbing softly around you, wetting the area.
  119. >With a soft moan, her eyes close in pleasure.
  120. “Bros 't-til the end. Right?”
  121. >She looks at you, face red.
  122. >“R-right.”
  123. >She quickens the pace.
  124. >“I bet you're liking this, you l-little creep.”
  125. >Groaning a little, you laugh nervously at her.
  126. “No, but if I did, why are you still d-doing it?!”
  127. >“Your body seems to say o-otherwise.”
  128. >She's right.
  129. >No sex for so long can do terrible things to the Anon.
  130. >It's not even been 2 minutes but you feel a build-up inside of you.
  131. >She just keeps going, sweating and breathing quick.
  132. >“Are you gonna...?”
  133. >You nod at her, then she flips on her back and keeps you on top.
  134. >She keeps moving rhythmically, getting faster and faster.
  135. >The rainbow mare doesn't ever want to stop.
  136. >You feel it...
  137. >Getting closer...
  138. >Closer still...
  139. >Until finally...
  140. “Rainbow!”
  141. >A sticky rope of white blasts out of you, covering the blue pony in front of you.
  142. >Your member is treated to a stream of liquid...
  143. >Just as you hear a knock on the door.
  144. >“Bros 'til the end, 'Non...”
  145. “No time, there's someone at the door!”
  146. >She doesn't care, she lies there with a look of pure ecstasy on her face.
  147. >Your clothes must've been scattered in the sensual calamity, you can't find them anywhere!
  148. >“'Nonny, I know you're in there!”
  149. >Oh shit, it's Pinkie!
  150. “J-just a minute, Pinkie Pie!”
  151. >With a huge slam on the door, it gives way.
  152. >Exposing the sordid scene you and Dash made.
  153. >The curly-maned pone stands there.
  154. >Her eyes pop out of her sockets.
  155. >“What... What's that white stuff all over her?”
  156. “It was just a brojob Pinkie, relax!”
  157. >Her pupils turn microscopic.
  158. >She turns from her usual happy pink self, to a dreadful green.
  159. >“I-think-I'm-gonna-be-sick.”
  160. >She slams the door, and all you hear are clops on the stone paving.
  161. >Dash gets up off the floor, and looks at you with bedroom eyes.
  162. >“Sooo... Pinkie knows now.”
  163. >Nod.
  164. >“Do... do we care?”
  165. >Shake your head.
  166. “Bros til the end, Dash.”
  167. >The stickied mare blushes.