- >Day Bros in Equestria
- >You are Anonymous
- >Anonymous you are- wait this ain't Seussville.
- >Equestria is boring.
- >There's no computers.
- >No video games.
- >But perhaps, most important of all...
- >No pussy.
- >Well, there's the horse pussy.
- >But you're not going near that shit.
- >Everyone in town knows that.
- >Strolling along Ponyville, you wave to all your friends passing by.
- >Some of them give you odd looks.
- >But you'd rather pretend to misinterpret them for friendliness rather than acknowledge that they want the dick.
- >Just as you're politely smiling at a horny mare, you're on your ass.
- >Must be that time of day again.
- >“Hi 'Non.”
- >All up in your grill is Rainbow Dash.
- “'Sup.”
- >She gets off of you.
- >“I was. 'Til I pinned you to the floor against your will.”
- >You chuckle.
- “God Rainbow, you make it sound so creepy.”
- >Her face twists.
- >“Uh, right! 'Cause it wasn't meant to sound creepy at all! Yeah, of course!”
- >Hah, good old Dash.
- >You and her have been bros since you dropped out of the sky on top of her.
- >Boy, what a weird day that was.
- >You both nearly died.
- >But that experience bonded you both for life.
- >Bros til the end, you'd always say with her.
- >She always acts so confident around everyone.
- >Funny she isn't the same with you.
- >“So, what are your plans today 'Non?”
- “Dunno. Maybe go home and fap for a bit.”
- >She stares at you oddly.
- >You chuckle.
- “God, your face! Nah I'm not gonna do that.”
- >She sighs.
- “Probably not.”
- >Her ears perk up subtly.
- “...Maybe.”
- >Eyes shining.
- >You stop.
- >For a moment her lips quiver.
- “No, I'm just going to Pinkie Pie's to get some baked goods. Damn, you looked so concerned there!”
- >She shakes her head rapidly.
- >Her dazed state ceases.
- >“Uh, yeah. I worried in case... in case anypony were to see you! That wouldn't be good. Especially with that Hardpings or whatever-her-name-is mare prowling around...”
- >You tilt your head.
- “Whatever. Wanna come with to Pinkie's?”
- >She nods and smiles.
- >At Sugarcube Corner.
- >“'Nonny, can I talk to you for a second?”
- >Pinkie hands you a loaf of banana bread.
- “Sure.”
- >Dash trots alongside you too.
- >Balloonbutt glares at her.
- >“In private.”
- >Her expression twists.
- >“Fine.”
- >In a quiet room behind the counter, Pinkie looks right at you.
- >“'Nonny, this is getting all too serious. Dash loves you!”
- >You scrunch up your face and laugh at the girl.
- “No way, man. Me and Dash are bros 'til the end. No way she loves me.”
- >She pouts.
- >“Don't you see it?! She follows you everywhere, floors you every time she sees you, and most of all she never stops staring!”
- >It's almost impossible to contain your laughter.
- “That's explainable due to the fact that flooring is a tradition. She follows me cause we're bros, and she just wants to make sure I'm okay so she stares!”
- >You grin at her.
- “It doesn't matter anyways, I don't love her either!”
- >Pinkie plants a pestering 'pendage in her pudgy personal perspective.
- >Her hoof is embedded in her face.
- >Clearly, that was the wrong answer.
- “What?”
- >“Never mind. Take your bread and go.”
- >You hold up your hands in defence.
- >Walking out of the store, Dash questions you.
- >“What was that all about?”
- “Ah, nothin'. Pinkie just thinks you're in love with me. How wild is that?”
- >She sweats, her eyes [spoiler]dashing[/spoiler] here and there without you picking up on it.
- >“That's insane! What, does she think we're lovers? We're just b-bros! Best of friends til the end!”
- >Chucking along with her, you pat her back.
- >Hairs there stick up on end.
- >You're both at the door of your house now.
- >It's not far from the bakery.
- >Walking inside, you and Dash are still laughing about Pinkie's ridiculous statements.
- “Lovers? Damn, you're funny Dash!”
- >Slowly trudging into the kitchen, you place the banana bread on the counter.
- >You turn to face Dash, smiling at her when out of nowhere you trip over a chair.
- >A conveniently placed glass of water falls when you use it to try break your fall.
- >“Oh 'Non, your clothes are soaked! You'll have to take them off now.”
- >Knowing your bro is right, you tear off your trousers and shirt.
- >They're in a messy pile on the floor.
- >Lying there in your underwear, Dash bites her lip.
- >“Hey, how about I pin you again?”
- >Chortling, you challenge her.
- “As if you could manage.”
- >Her eyes half-lid.
- >“Watch me.”
- >She leaps on top of you, hooves pressing down on your shoulders.
- >A good grip, but you throw her off and lie on her.
- “Look who's pinned now.”
- >She grins menacingly, then bucks you off of her.
- >Going unnoticed, your underwear has started to slip off.
- >Her wings flap, draughting your body.
- >Once more, she jumps above you, flattening your body with her own.
- >“Cold and helpless and pinned to the floor. You're in a tight spot, 'Non.”
- >Warmth comes from lower down.
- >Your underwear is completely off now.
- >Looking down, then up again, you say one word to your bro.
- “Oops.”
- >Slowly she starts to slide along you.
- >“Bro hug?”
- >Nodding you wrap your arms around her, and still she moves with tenderness.
- >Her lips are rubbing softly around you, wetting the area.
- >With a soft moan, her eyes close in pleasure.
- “Bros 't-til the end. Right?”
- >She looks at you, face red.
- >“R-right.”
- >She quickens the pace.
- >“I bet you're liking this, you l-little creep.”
- >Groaning a little, you laugh nervously at her.
- “No, but if I did, why are you still d-doing it?!”
- >“Your body seems to say o-otherwise.”
- >She's right.
- >No sex for so long can do terrible things to the Anon.
- >It's not even been 2 minutes but you feel a build-up inside of you.
- >She just keeps going, sweating and breathing quick.
- >“Are you gonna...?”
- >You nod at her, then she flips on her back and keeps you on top.
- >She keeps moving rhythmically, getting faster and faster.
- >The rainbow mare doesn't ever want to stop.
- >You feel it...
- >Getting closer...
- >Closer still...
- >Until finally...
- “Rainbow!”
- >A sticky rope of white blasts out of you, covering the blue pony in front of you.
- >Your member is treated to a stream of liquid...
- >Just as you hear a knock on the door.
- >“Bros 'til the end, 'Non...”
- “No time, there's someone at the door!”
- >She doesn't care, she lies there with a look of pure ecstasy on her face.
- >Your clothes must've been scattered in the sensual calamity, you can't find them anywhere!
- >“'Nonny, I know you're in there!”
- >Oh shit, it's Pinkie!
- “J-just a minute, Pinkie Pie!”
- >With a huge slam on the door, it gives way.
- >Exposing the sordid scene you and Dash made.
- >The curly-maned pone stands there.
- >Her eyes pop out of her sockets.
- >“What... What's that white stuff all over her?”
- “It was just a brojob Pinkie, relax!”
- >Her pupils turn microscopic.
- >She turns from her usual happy pink self, to a dreadful green.
- >“I-think-I'm-gonna-be-sick.”
- >She slams the door, and all you hear are clops on the stone paving.
- >Dash gets up off the floor, and looks at you with bedroom eyes.
- >“Sooo... Pinkie knows now.”
- >Nod.
- >“Do... do we care?”
- >Shake your head.
- “Bros til the end, Dash.”
- >The stickied mare blushes.

