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Baked Goods (Flutterrape)

By: Shiggler on Jan 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.51 KB  |  hits: 54  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Bakery in Equestria
  2. >Wake up to a beautiful day, swiping your curtains to the side to be greeted by the sun.
  3. "Fuck, my eyes!"
  4. >Bad idea.
  5. >Too bright and it's only 6am.
  6. >What day is it today, Wednesday?
  7. >No matter, the result will be the same.
  8. >Ah yes, the familiar knocks at your door.
  9. >Lemonmute is standing outside through the window.
  10. >You fling your door open.
  11. "What is it?"
  12. >"Uh-uhm... I have a gift for you."
  13. >She presents a loaf of bread.
  14. "No fetishes today?"
  15. >Her head shakes.
  16. >"It's bana-banana bread, with a secret ingredient."
  17. >Okay, that's not a good sign.
  18. "How do I know it doesn't have some crazy purple knock-out drug inside?"
  19. >Her absent-minded eyes dart around.
  20. >"Y-you... you, you don't."
  21. >As if she's gonna fool you that easily!
  22. "Fine then."
  23. >The yellow pone tilts her head in question.
  24. "If it has nothing harmful in it, YOU take a bite."
  25. >"O-oh... of course."
  26. >You break a bit off for her.
  27. >When she takes it in her hoof, time seems to slow down.
  28. >Her mouth slowly opens, tongue welcoming it inside.
  29. >It slips in, and she takes a mighty bite.
  30. >Her eyes close in pleasure at the taste.
  31. >"See? I-it's good."
  32. >You stroke your chin.
  33. "Well, whatever."
  34. >Taking the loaf from her, your mouth expands cartoon-style and takes a huge chunk out of it.
  35. >Holy tits of Sophie Dee, this banana bread is the best you've ever had!
  36. >She smiles at you, knowing you enjoy it.
  37. "Whghs thgh sghrit ingrdrgnt?"
  38. >Taking a huge gulp, almost all of it goes down your throat.
  39. >Now, Fluttershy beams.
  40. >...Somehow, that's unnerving.
  41. >"It's, um..."
  42. >Bending down, she exposes her marehood to you.
  43. >She fucking didn't.
  44. >No fucking way she did.
  45. >Then...
  46. >That sweet, yeasty treat suddenly gets a terrible aftertaste.
  47. >From the mare, you smell a horrid stench.
  48. >Your cheeks turn green as you spit out what was left in your mouth.
  49. >Only crumbs, that is.
  50. >Staring at her genitals, you see the gross, diseased flakes of a fungus sift out of the sides.
  51. >It's a fucking yeast infection.
  52. >"Now, part of me is inside of you, A-anon."
  53. >Her eyelids drop slightly.
  54. >"Do you feel me?"
  55. >Oh fucking Christ.
  56. >One more look at that labia is enough.
  57. >There are literally lesions and pimples popping.
  58. >Viscous puss oozes from them.
  59. >You can't take much more of this.
  60. >Stomach in knots, you give into the terrible sensation.
  61. "One second Flutt-BLEUGH!"
  62. >A pile of vomit greets your eyes when you open them.
  63. >You turn to PissBashful.
  64. >"S-so... you didn't like it?"
  65. >Her sad eyes gaze at you.
  66. [spoiler]"Can I have some more?"[/spoiler]