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Aux's First (Batpony)

By: Shiggler on Mar 31st, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.31 KB  |  hits: 44  |  expires: Never
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  1. “Not even a tiny little bit?”
  2. >The nervous stallion twitches and shakes his head.
  3. >You pout.
  4. >“M-moonshine, I'm just not ready for a m-mare to do that.”
  5. >Huff at Aux Tism, knowing you have to have some soon.
  6. >For some reason you think it's a good idea to lunge at the shy guy.
  7. >...And you overshoot it by miles.
  8. >Not to mention he's got some sick dodge skill going on there.
  9. >What's with that?
  10. “Ouch.”
  11. >“Are you okay?”
  12. >Nodding at him, you bare your fangs.
  13. >A silly thing to ask, if you don't say so yourself.
  14. >He squeals at the sight of them.
  15. >Then darts the fuck outta the room.
  16. “Come back! Please! I just want a teeny drop!”
  17. >“I-I'm getting the heck out of here!”
  18. >Jokes on him, you've already got the front and back door locked.
  19. >And just as you expected, you hear the bashing of hooves upon wood.
  20. >“Night Watch? Hekesuh? Someone h-help!”
  21. >He's all yours now.
  22. >Down the stairs, you leap graciously through the air and extend your wings to stop you crashing.
  23. >...Doesn't work though.
  24. >Aux jumps out the way in the nick of time, causing your face to smush against the door.
  25. >You swear you heard the smallest giggle...
  26. >Well, he's not getting away with it now.
  27. “Come here, fly boy.”
  28. >He freezes to the spot, pupils pea-sized.
  29. >Leaping over a couch to where the black-maned bastard is sitting, you open your mouth and prepare to plunge into his flesh.
  30. >He still doesn't move.
  31. >This time you've got him!
  32. >This time you've-
  33. >Aux stands at the last split-second, causing you both to collide heads with a painful thud.
  34. “I... I don' feel so gud.”
  35. >With his tongue listlessly hanging out his mouth, he nods.
  36. >You rub your head with a hoof.
  37. >“Maybe... Maybe we shuh take a break.”
  38. “Goo' idea.”
  39. >Your head flops into his lap.
  40. >Wait, your head's flopped into his lap!
  41. >This is your chance!
  42. >Fangs bared and ready, you sink them deep into his skin.
  43. >“OW!”
  44. “Ig prghhmgh igh's nght so bghd!”
  45. >He has no idea what to do, so he just sits there and lets you drink from him.
  46. >It tastes of cheese and salt.
  47. >As though it were some sort of crispy material...
  48. >But you're okay with that.
  49. >Aux looks down at you.
  50. >“I think the break's over now, Moonshine.”
  51. >You look back up at him.
  52. “Ngh.”
  53. >Quickly, you let go and stand up, rushing to the stairs.
  54. “Now it's your turn.”