- A request by Picklehead42
- >Day Allergies in Equestria
- >You're Anon, the only being with a shitty immune system here
- >Around the p0nies you're fine, but any other creature...
- >The results are unpleasant.
- >Sadly, your friend Fluttershy has many of these small critters
- >The last time you went to her abode, you were violently ill for a fortnight
- >So mainly she comes and sees you
- >But you can never get any privacy, for you have no home of your own
- >You live with Pinkie Pie in Sugarcube Corner, the least private place on the planet
- >By no means do you dislike Pinkie, she's just very loud and nosey
- >Which is a problem when you're with Fluttershy
- >And today is her birthday, so you're gonna have to fight the storm.
- “Pinkie! How's that cake coming along?”
- >You've taken a bunch of antihistamines, you're gonna brave your allergies and give the cake to her in person
- >”Almost ready!”
- >You sniff at the air, the waft of baked goods filling your nose
- >Sponge layers, icing, everything smelled delectable
- >Hopefully she'll like it.
- >DING
- >”Anon! The cake's done!”
- “Alright!”
- >With a bounce in your step you go downstairs, greeted by a massive-grinned Pinkie
- >”I know you wanna do this on your own, but sing this for me!”
- >She hands you a note, with a childish drawing of Fluttershy's face and the birthday song on it
- >You chuckle lightly at it
- “I don't think I could forget this, Pinkie.”
- >She beams at you
- “Well, I'm off. Wish me luck.”
- >”Okie dokie lokie! Have fun!”
- >Grabbing the cake, you make your way over to Fluttershy's cottage
- >You've just passed Carousel Boutique
- >___Cake status: OK___
- >Fillies run past you playfully
- >P0nies say hello to you and smile
- >All is well in P0nyville
- >But unfortunately, that was not to last
- >Before you could see what was in front of you, a rainbow flashes in your eyes, staggering you
- >You fall back a little bit, tripping
- >But not falling
- >___Cake status: OK___
- >Rainbow Dash oughta look where she's going.
- >You're on the outskirts of P0nyville now
- >Just by Sweet Apple Acres
- >___Cake status: OK___
- >It's a quaint little place
- >Although you've never been on the farm, you imagine it to be relaxing
- >...Or you at least you did
- >A red stallion calls out to you
- >”STOP THAT cart!”
- >Turning to your left, you see a huge cart full to the brim with apples charging towards you
- >It must've been going at about 100 miles per hour
- >Ohshitwaitit'scomingrighttowardsyoubetterjumpoutoftheWAY
- >Managing to dodge it by a hairlength, you let out a tremendous puff of relief
- >___Cake status: MINOR HULL BREACH___
- >Wait what happened
- >Inspecting it, you find some of the icing has come off
- >Oh well, it's not like she'll notice
- >You hope
- >Turning to Big Mac, you apologize for not stopping the cart, and ask if there's anything more you can do to help
- >”Nnnope.”
- >At long last, you're at Fluttershy's cottage
- >You can already feel the sniffles coming on
- >Come on, Anon. You gotta get your allergies to fuck off outta here.
- >___Cake status: MINOR HULL BREACH___
- “Right, okay. Here we go. I'll ring the doorbell. Right now.”
- >Nervously approaching the door, you ring it.
- >You let out a small cough
- >The pastel-pink maned p0ny greets you with a small smile and rosy pink cheeks
- >Dammit, she's adorable
- “H-hey Fluttershy. Happy birthday, friend.”
- >Presenting the cake to her, she squeaks and squeezes you tightly
- >”Oh, t-thank you so much Anon! I was a-afraid everyp0ny would forget!”
- “How could I ever forget the greatest pegasus in all of Equestria's birthday?”
- >She nuzzles against your chest
- >”Come inside, Anon!”
- >You do as instructed, but mucus is building up inside your nostrils
- >Shit, the antihistamines can't be wearing off just yet right?
- >You're gonna press on.
- >You just HAVE to tell Fluttershy. It may be your only chance
- >Setting the cake down on the table, you take a seat next to her on the couch
- “So *sniff* what do you have planned for today?”
- >”Um, I guess just what I do e-every other day. Tend to the animals, maybe see my f-friends.”
- >You smile at her
- >”Anon, y-you don't look so good...”
- >Dammit, how did she notice so soon?
- “I'm *cough* just fine, don't worry.”
- >Looking into your eyes with worry, she mumbles to herself
- “Huh?”
- >”O-oh, nothing.”
- >She looks at the floor
- >Out of nowhere, she grabs your hand with her hoof.
- >”I-I've been meaning to say something to you for a while now.”
- >Your heart begins to pulse faster
- “What is it?”
- >”I really needed to tell you. Why not n-now?”
- >Now it's in the back of your throat
- >”I...”
- “Yes?”
- >”I think I...”
- >Oh no.
- >Your nose is beginning to tickle.
- >”I think I like you.”
- >Attempting to fight off your urge to sneeze, you pretend to be shocked.
- “Wow... I never expected that.”
- >She shies away from you
- >”Oh dear... I'm sorry I t-told you that... It's okay if you-”
- >Fucknofuckno
- “N-no! I... wanted to tell you the *koff* same thing.”
- >She looks up at you, her sea-coloured eyes as wide as the moon
- >Saying nothing, she leans in for a kiss.
- >Unbeknownst to you, Angel Bunny has just entered the room.
- >You close your eyes, and
- “ATCHOOOO”
- >Ohgodwhy.png
- >Putting your hands over your eyes, you slowly open them
- >What greets you is... horrid
- >Fluttershy is
- >Covered in
- >Snot.
- >You have never seen such horror in a creature's face before.
- >A few moments pass.
- >Her face contorts.
- >She shrieks with the volume of a jet fighter, and kicks you the fuck outta there.
- >”OUTOUTOUTOUTOUT!!!”
- >Hearing a splat, you check behind you.
- >___Cake status: DESTROYED___
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