3 items - Raod/Pickle (Flutterrape)

Dildo

Chainsaw made of tongues

Steak

 

>Day Emasculation in Equestria

>Well you done gone and fucked up again.

>You are Anon, beefcake.

>The banana p0ne has been chasing you for 3 hours with a sex toy.

>Namely, The Annihilator, the biggest dildo known to p0ny – and human – kind.

>The 14-inch rubbery thing has the potential to destroy your entire muscley rectal passage.

>And it ain't helping that she's got another secret weapon if you manage to get that thing from her.

>It's a chainsaw.

>But instead of metal blades...

>It has tongues.

>Fucking tongues.

>Dead, lifeless tastebuds to salivate all over it's victim(s).

>Why all of this?

>Because the creature caught you eating steak.

>C'mon, as if you could retain your figure without protein.

>After 3 hours and 2 minutes, you finally halt, trying to catch your breath.

>Backed up inside a shed, shit.

“Fluttershy, get the fuck away. That thing can literally deliver anal catastrophes the likes of which have never been seen here or where I'm from. And it AIN'T MY FUCKIN' FETISH!”

>From behind the door, she squeaks

>”Fine. Then you're asking for w-worse.”

>You hear the familiar rumble of a motor.

>Oh no. Oh fuck no.

>The door is bucked down, and you're met with the awful flicking noise as the tongues circle around.

>Closer and closer, the yellow p0ny bites into your arms.

>They deflate.

>...She knew you were using steroids all along.

>Bringing the tongue-saw to your face, the viscose liquid from them slaps onto your face.

>It makes you quiver and shake.

>She continues down to your crotch, while you squirm at the roughening tongues, devoid of any more saliva.

>Out of fuckin' nowhere, she puts on an awful costume of what appears to be...

>”Is getting L-lickitunged your fetish Anon?”

>...You're a big furry faggot.

>Now it is.

>Spend the rest of the day

>Fucking Lickishy.