- >Day Satanic Ritual in Equestria
- >You are Anonymous, servant of Lucifer
- >It's a beautiful day outside so of course, you have to change that
- >But how?
- >LET'S LOOK IN THE MANUAL!
- >What is the manual?
- >SILLY ANON, IT'S THE CODEX GIGAS!
- >Bring out the 500lb textbook.
- “Hmm... let's see...”
- >Before you can get to page 24,987 you are interrupted.
- >”Whatcha doin' there Nonny?”
- >That infernal wretch.
- “Pinkie Pie, if you don't get out of here THIS INSTANT I will be forced to crush you with this very heavy book.”
- >”B-but look!”
- >She points outside, to a gay pride parade.
- “THIS IS THE FIRST SIGN YOU HARLOT!”
- >Her face and mane droop.
- >”But Nooonny! Applejack's cousin Braeburn is out there!”
- >Ah yes, the one that p0nies all around love.
- “I do not care for such trivial matters. The apocalypse is nigh, and Satan's bidding needs done.”
- >”Don'tcha mean the apocalypse is ne-”
- >Before she can make a dreadful pun you kick her out of your abode.
- >Crude, but effective.
- >You step outside, and you're met by multiple hues of colour on flags.
- >This is truly the end.
- >At least the pink one warned you.
- >Before you can stop anything however, the pink one has returned
- “How is this possible?!”
- >”With this!”
- >She reveals a ten-foot strap-on, trailing on the ground behind you
- >You look in your manual again
- >...
- “...Th-This is the second sign!”
- >”Take a deep breath Nonny!”
- >The whole thing has been rammed inside of you, and is now coming out of your throat.
- “GHMCIBDH!”
- >While being body-thrusted you check the Codex once more.
- >Find out that the final sign is...
- >...Oh goodness.
- >It's...
- >Your erection begins to stand to attention.
- “WHY AM I ENJOYING THIS?!”
- >And with that, the sky begins to crack, and from the cracks pour demons and monsters of all sorts.
- >Your master soon follows.
- >The satyr[spoiler]half goat half man[/spoiler]-looking creature looks down upon you, shaking his head
- >”Anonymous, you have failed me. For this horrific act, you shall be banished to the deepest pit of Tartarus.”
- >He grabs you with his enormous hands.
- >As he throws you into the ground, you feel the enormous false member sliding out of you, and ejaculate onto your master's face
- >”Good grief, this job is awful.”
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