- >>You look upon the beast
- >>The source of your torment is just ahead of you
- >>And for all of your scheming, your plotting, your hatred, what now?
- >>What do you do in the face of a God?
- >>Just as before, her aura is commanding
- >>It compels you to fall to your knees
- >>Or to vomit, failing that
- >>But you are Anonymous
- >>You do neither
- >>You do not forgive,
- >>You do not forget
- >>She looks upon you, roughly equal to you in height, with a cool and collected demeanor
- >>You hate her
- >>You love her
- >>You fear her
- >>Your emotions are a storm with an eye of confusion and uncertainty
- >>Hours from the time that Twilight sent that letter to Celestia, you were picked up and taken to Canterlot
- >>This time, Celestia would not see you. You would see her. And Luna was nowhere to be seen.
- >>“So, I hear you've been making some trouble around Ponyville”
- >>She says this in such a smug way. Hate boils in your blood
- >>“Hm. You think you can hide your feelings from me? You're not even trying.”
- Twilight told you everything. Why am I here?
- >>Celestia smirks
- >>“To congratulate you”
- >>You recoil and blink, the shackles that the guards placed you in rattle as you move
- I killed someone! And you want to congratulate me for that?!
- >>The room of the palace was empty. Just you and her
- >>You were restrained well enough that the guards did not mind her earlier order to leave her
- >>“You're doing as intended. Quite well, actually.”
- >>She trots up to you and leans in; you have to sway to keep from being shanked by her horn
- >>“...but you have this irritating habit of defying me, lately. And that is proving to be most unfortunate.”
- >>You man up. You have little else to lose
- >>You speak through your fear, which until now has been an insurmountable barrier to your words
- B...because y-you...
- >>Before you can finish she pulls away from you
- >>“Yes, yes. The memories. The dreams. Up until recently, you could be controlled.”
- >>“That was my favorite part about you.”
- >>You cringe
- >>“A six, a five, and a nine. After a while I didn't even need to show you what lay beyond those numbers! Just the sight of six fifty-nine, and you wouldn't dare go against me.”
- >>“You were a coward.”
- >>You show your disgust for this whole thing with a warped expression of defiance
- Yeah? And now I want to see. I want to see it!
- I want to see what you have been taking away from me every night
- I want to see what I'm supposed to be afraid of!
- >>Celestia cants her head at you and chuckles
- >>“Very well, Anon. I can't say it hasn’t been fun.”
- >>Her horn glows
- >>The light expands and encompasses you
- >>Your eyes are filled with white
- >>A voice echoes through it all
- >>“You were a good servant.”
- >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~
- >>You thrust yourself from your sleep in a cold sweat
- >>The cold air of your overhead fan bears down on you
- >>The feeling of displaced sheets around you is the only thing to welcome you
- >>You look at the clock and groan
- >>Seven? Already?
- >>You scramble out of bed
- >>The morning is cold
- >>But you have to power through
- >>Warm oatmeal
- >>Pack your lunch
- >>Eat breakfast
- >>Brush your teeth
- >>Get to your car
- >>Drive to work
- >>You get to work. You are three minutes early
- >>Put on your headset
- >>Open the various programs you need on your computer screen
- >>Eight o' clock
- >>Punch in, enter the call waiting list
- >>Call comes in
- >>Someone screams at you about a prorated bill
- >>Explain, move on to next call
- >>Someone screams at you about collections calls
- >>Explain that they have not paid in sixty to ninety days
- >>They demand a supervisor
- >>Supervisor is too busy
- >>Nope.avi
- >>Tell them you would be happy to forward the complaint
- >>They hang up on you
- >>Next call comes in before you finish your notes
- >>Have to multitask
- >>Someone bitching about their refund
- >>Explain that the process can take six to eight weeks
- >>Finish your note on previous call
- >>They get upset
- >>Ten minutes arguing
- >>Information flashes across your screen faster than the person on the phone can comprehend
- >>The architecture of the business demands you leave three notes in three different programs
- >>They hang up on you
- >>Next call...
- >>Lunch time
- >>You have thirty minutes
- >>Spend fifteen of it waiting for your turn to use the microwave in the break room
- >>Another account is teaching a class, and all the new applicants get lunch at the same time as you
- >>Break room is packed
- >>Go outside to eat
- >>Cold
- >>Go back inside and eat at your desk
- >>Get five minutes of actual break
- >>Day closes
- >>You have processed ninety three calls today
- >>Head home
- >>Someone honks at you on the drive home
- >>What an asshole
- >>You honk at someone else
- >>What an asshole
- >>Park
- >>Open the apartment mail box
- >>Paycheck
- >>Minimum wage
- >>Go up stairs
- >>Turn on T.V. To the news
- >>Little local girl raped and killed
- >>Coalition troops suffer increased mortar attacks in Afghanistan
- >>Putin Russian prime minister again, vows to destroy capitalist pigdogs
- >>Go to computer
- >>4chan.org
- >>Zergface! Hahaha!
- >>See this, wat do?
- >>U mad, Amerifags?
- >>I AM 12 AND WUT IS THIS
- >>U mad, Eurofags?
- >>Skype window pops up
- >>One of your friends complaining about their life sucking
- >>Apologize, express willingness to help but inability to
- >>Go to bed
- >>Sleep
- >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~
- >>Seven? Already?
- >>You scramble out of bed
- >>The morning is cold
- >>But you have to power through
- >>Warm oatmeal
- >>Pack your lunch
- >>Eat breakfast
- >>Brush your teeth
- >>Get to your car
- >>drive to work
- >>Get yelled at
- >>99%er calls and calls you the 1% because he can't pay his bill on time
- >>Lunch time
- >>Mediocre lunch
- >>Closing
- >>Seventy four calls
- >>Drive home
- >>News
- >>Drive by kills an elderly woman
- >>Obama vows to dick-slap Putin
- >>Putin rebuttals 'not if I get there first!'
- >>4chan.org
- >>Zombie Apocalypse, guys
- >>Marshmallow pony jizz showers are my fetish
- >>Oh look this guy is proving me wrong, I'll call him mad
- >>Trollface.png
- >>Go to bed
- >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~
- >>You scramble out of bed
- >>drive to work
- >>Get yelled at
- >>drive home
- >>watch depressing news
- >>go to 4chan.org
- >>go to bed
- >>Friday
- >>You have Fridays off
- >>No friends to hang out with
- >>No significant other
- >>Look through your old baby pictures
- >>Your mom died two years ago of cancer
- >>Dad was in the army. Came home in a body bag back when the invasion kicked off.
- >>Rest of the family is distant
- >>Lost contact with your only real friend growing up
- >>feelsbad man
- >>go to 4can.org
- >>stay there for eleven hours
- >>sleep
- >>rest of the weekend is the same thing
- >>foreveralone.jpg
- >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~
- >>You thrust yourself from your sleep in a cold sweat
- >>The cold air of your overhead fan bears down on you
- >>Turn your head
- >>Giant two dimensional horse standing next to your bed
- >>“Gotcha”
- >>Catapult yourself out of the opposite side of the bed, taking sheets with you
- >>Get on your feet with the sheets serving as an ad-hoc toga
- >>Screaming at the top of your lungs
- >>You could be the next Jim Carrey
- >>Unicorn's horn flashes with a bright white light
- >>You remember everything
- >>“So, how did you like it?”