- >>By the great Celestia of Equestria
- >>This just wasn't your night
- >>You went through all that preparation
- >>All that work
- >>And it turned out to be a total bust
- >>To say you're frustrated is just understating it
- >>The sheer magnitude of your rage is off the charts
- >>Completely incalculable
- >>But that rage is only there as a filler for the hope that has left a void in your heart
- >>For now, as your final gambit to fix this mess has fallen on its face,
- >>You are left with absolutely no options
- >>It seems like the universe is just conspiring against you
- >>Perhaps Lyra's odyssey IS ordained in the heavenly bodies of both of your worlds, as she claims
- >>But you will be damned if you don't do every goddamn thing in your power to beat the will of the universe
- >>You will resort to that one skill that you always fall back on when the chips are down
- >>The only thing you have ever been good at in Equestria
- >>Fighting
- >>Applejack and Rainbow Dash stand in awe
- >>It is like time is frozen, with 'Lyra' having a knife to 'Anon's' throat
- >>Their mouths are agape with disbelief
- >>But also fear for what you might do to Rainbow's friend, and Applejack's primary rape target
- >>You must say
- >>Well played, universe
- >>You back away from the Lyra-anon, dropping the knife from your jaws as you eye the two interlopers
- >>They are the strongest two that you know
- >>And they are both here, ready to defend who they believe is Anon
- >>You are not foolish enough to believe that you have anything short of a fight on your hands
- >>“You!”
- >>Rainbow finally speaks up
- >>She jabs an accusing hoof in your direction
- >>“I thought you would have learned your lesson the other day!”
- >>You lower to a half crouch, traditional pony fighting stance
- >>Celestia, this is so alien to you
- >>“Wha? What'dya mean?”
- >>Applejack questions
- >>You growl
- >>They aren't going to listen to you
- >>If Twilight didn't, these two won't
- >>“This unicorn attacked Anon yesterday morning! I found her trying to rape him!”
- >>Wait, what?
- >>You lift out of your fighting stance and lift an eyebrow
- Hey, now
- Wait a second
- >>Applejack is enraged at this
- >>“What?! No foolin'?”
- >>Apparently, your her 'rape territory' or some such
- >>“Saw it with my own two eyes!”
- >>Lyra speaks up
- >>“Oh, it was so horrible! She was trying to kill me! Something about occult sacrifices!”
- >>Applejack stamps a hoof on the ground
- >>“Well, ah heard enough! Come on, Rainbow. Looks like we got ourselves a psycho to corral.”
- >>Dash nods and grins, smacking her hooves together before leaping between you and your prisoner
- >>Applejack advances right on you
- >>And you can see Lyra grinning like a fucking idiot just behind Rainbow
- >>You growl once again
- Alright, you two. You think you can take me on?
- >>Dash scoffs at your bravado
- >>Applejack Leans forward and lowers her head towards you, finding your perceived front to be amusing
- >>“Ah think ya should consider coming quietly, or we'll have't...”
- >>You instantly go on the attack, scooping your body under applejack
- >>You lift her, then buck her off across the room
- >>You slam your hooves into the ground, glaring with a frothy mouth at Rainbow
- >>Rainbow looks back at the scene with her jaw dropped
- Don't make me do this, bro. Not you. Do NOT make me fight you.
- >>You know that you hit like a marshmallow in this body. But you can use their own mass against them.
- >>They're underestimating you. They have no idea who the fuck they're messing with
- >>You're invested in your one and only tangible talent
- >>And, dare you say, you have become quite efficient at it
- >>Snapping out of it, Rainbow shakes her head
- >>“Hey! Only Anon is allowed to call me that!”
- >>Rainbow charges at you
- >>You counter by swaying to the side
- >>letting her overshoot you
- >>And then bucking her flank to send her crashing into Applejack, who was just starting to recover
- >>Your eyes are beyond bloodshot
- Just walk away, you two. This has to be done! I'm not letting some two-bit magician make off with MY body!
- >>Lyria wobbles in the chair
- >>“She's crazy! Crazy, I tell you!”
- Shut up!
- >>“She's been stalking me for days and now this!”
- >>You turn to face Lyria and flip the chair she is bound to, sending her crashing down to the ground
- I said SHUT UP!
- >>By this time, Applejack and Rainbow have recovered
- >>Rainbow leaps at you and wraps her forearms around your neck
- >>“Got her!”
- >>“Alright, just hold her right there!”
- Dammit, Rainbow!
- >>Applejack darts in front of you and rears her legs, bucking you at full draw right in the stomach
- >>It feels like your innards are going to burst through your mouth
- >>And the pain is immense
- >>But you're at the end of your rope. If you're taken down now, it's all over
- >>She rears for a second buck
- >>You quickly throw a hoof over your shoulder and clock Dashie, your precious bro Dashie, right in the eye
- >>She stumbles back, and you grip her arm to toss her over your hip right into Applejack
- >>You leap over them and land right on top of Lyra, glaring down at her face
- Tell me how to cast the spell! Right now!
- >>Lyra kicks and screams
- >>You throw a hoof across her face
- I wasn't that much of a pussy! Now tell me, or I'll kill you!
- I swear to Celestia, I'll do it!
- >>You lower your blunt horn to her throat
- >>You're mad. You're going to try anything at this point, because there is nothing else to try
- >>“Help me!!”
- >>You give a feminine groan and get ready to smack Lyra again,
- >>“Okay! Git her!”
- >>You are tackled off of Lyra and on to the floor
- >>Applejack straddles you and lays into your face with hooves
- >>You thrust a hoof to her throat and start doing the same, trading blows with her
- >>Rainbow unties Lyra, helping her get upright
- NO!
- >>You try to get up but Applejack thrusts a hoof into your chest and goes back to wailing on your face
- >>Your hooves flail upwards past Applejack, powerless to do much
- It's my body! These are my friends!
- >>You shout, but it all falls on deaf ears
- >>You start to fade to black
- >>And the last thing you see is Rainbow chortling her broken-ass chortle
- >>Assuring 'Anon' that they had it in the bag
- >>And then brofisting that body-snatching bitch
- >>Before long you are dragged by a pair of burley equine guards across a cold concrete floor
- >>Bound in a white straight jacket
- >>Muzzle fixed to you
- >>You are thrown with great strength into a cell, where your back slams against the wall and you fall to your flank
- >>The cell is slammed shut, and the guards leave you to your misery
- >>You hate everything
- >>You hate life
- >>You hate Celestia
- >>You hate Lyra
- >>You hate your so-called friends
- >>And, most of all
- >>You hate the party music that has erupted from the nearby Sugarcube corner
- >>Less than twelve hours left
- >>And what can you possibly do, now?
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The Story That Never Was - Chapter 30
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