Title: The Story That Never Was - Chapter 30 Author: Shermanator Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/zhFbyR2R First Edit: Thursday 20th of December 2012 02:35:25 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 20th of December 2012 02:35:25 AM CDT >>By the great Celestia of Equestria >>This just wasn't your night >>You went through all that preparation >>All that work >>And it turned out to be a total bust >>To say you're frustrated is just understating it >>The sheer magnitude of your rage is off the charts >>Completely incalculable >>But that rage is only there as a filler for the hope that has left a void in your heart >>For now, as your final gambit to fix this mess has fallen on its face, >>You are left with absolutely no options >>It seems like the universe is just conspiring against you >>Perhaps Lyra's odyssey IS ordained in the heavenly bodies of both of your worlds, as she claims >>But you will be damned if you don't do every goddamn thing in your power to beat the will of the universe >>You will resort to that one skill that you always fall back on when the chips are down >>The only thing you have ever been good at in Equestria >>Fighting   >>Applejack and Rainbow Dash stand in awe >>It is like time is frozen, with 'Lyra' having a knife to 'Anon's' throat >>Their mouths are agape with disbelief >>But also fear for what you might do to Rainbow's friend, and Applejack's primary rape target >>You must say >>Well played, universe >>You back away from the Lyra-anon, dropping the knife from your jaws as you eye the two interlopers   >>They are the strongest two that you know >>And they are both here, ready to defend who they believe is Anon >>You are not foolish enough to believe that you have anything short of a fight on your hands >>“You!” >>Rainbow finally speaks up >>She jabs an accusing hoof in your direction >>“I thought you would have learned your lesson the other day!” >>You lower to a half crouch, traditional pony fighting stance >>Celestia, this is so alien to you >>“Wha? What'dya mean?” >>Applejack questions >>You growl >>They aren't going to listen to you >>If Twilight didn't, these two won't >>“This unicorn attacked Anon yesterday morning! I found her trying to rape him!” >>Wait, what? >>You lift out of your fighting stance and lift an eyebrow Hey, now Wait a second >>Applejack is enraged at this >>“What?! No foolin'?” >>Apparently, your her 'rape territory' or some such >>“Saw it with my own two eyes!” >>Lyra speaks up >>“Oh, it was so horrible! She was trying to kill me! Something about occult sacrifices!” >>Applejack stamps a hoof on the ground >>“Well, ah heard enough! Come on, Rainbow. Looks like we got ourselves a psycho to corral.” >>Dash nods and grins, smacking her hooves together before leaping between you and your prisoner >>Applejack advances right on you >>And you can see Lyra grinning like a fucking idiot just behind Rainbow >>You growl once again Alright, you two. You think you can take me on? >>Dash scoffs at your bravado >>Applejack Leans forward and lowers her head towards you, finding your perceived front to be amusing   >>“Ah think ya should consider coming quietly, or we'll have't...” >>You instantly go on the attack, scooping your body under applejack >>You lift her, then buck her off across the room >>You slam your hooves into the ground, glaring with a frothy mouth at Rainbow >>Rainbow looks back at the scene with her jaw dropped Don't make me do this, bro. Not you. Do NOT make me fight you. >>You know that you hit like a marshmallow in this body. But you can use their own mass against them. >>They're underestimating you. They have no idea who the fuck they're messing with >>You're invested in your one and only tangible talent >>And, dare you say, you have become quite efficient at it >>Snapping out of it, Rainbow shakes her head >>“Hey! Only Anon is allowed to call me that!” >>Rainbow charges at you >>You counter by swaying to the side >>letting her overshoot you >>And then bucking her flank to send her crashing into Applejack, who was just starting to recover >>Your eyes are beyond bloodshot Just walk away, you two. This has to be done! I'm not letting some two-bit magician make off with MY body! >>Lyria wobbles in the chair >>“She's crazy! Crazy, I tell you!” Shut up! >>“She's been stalking me for days and now this!” >>You turn to face Lyria and flip the chair she is bound to, sending her crashing down to the ground I said SHUT UP! >>By this time, Applejack and Rainbow have recovered >>Rainbow leaps at you and wraps her forearms around your neck   >>“Got her!” >>“Alright, just hold her right there!” Dammit, Rainbow! >>Applejack darts in front of you and rears her legs, bucking you at full draw right in the stomach >>It feels like your innards are going to burst through your mouth >>And the pain is immense >>But you're at the end of your rope. If you're taken down now, it's all over >>She rears for a second buck >>You quickly throw a hoof over your shoulder and clock Dashie, your precious bro Dashie, right in the eye >>She stumbles back, and you grip her arm to toss her over your hip right into Applejack >>You leap over them and land right on top of Lyra, glaring down at her face Tell me how to cast the spell! Right now! >>Lyra kicks and screams >>You throw a hoof across her face I wasn't that much of a pussy! Now tell me, or I'll kill you! I swear to Celestia, I'll do it! >>You lower your blunt horn to her throat >>You're mad. You're going to try anything at this point, because there is nothing else to try >>“Help me!!” >>You give a feminine groan and get ready to smack Lyra again, >>“Okay! Git her!” >>You are tackled off of Lyra and on to the floor >>Applejack straddles you and lays into your face with hooves >>You thrust a hoof to her throat and start doing the same, trading blows with her >>Rainbow unties Lyra, helping her get upright NO! >>You try to get up but Applejack thrusts a hoof into your chest and goes back to wailing on your face >>Your hooves flail upwards past Applejack, powerless to do much It's my body! These are my friends! >>You shout, but it all falls on deaf ears   >>You start to fade to black >>And the last thing you see is Rainbow chortling her broken-ass chortle >>Assuring 'Anon' that they had it in the bag >>And then brofisting that body-snatching bitch   >>Before long you are dragged by a pair of burley equine guards across a cold concrete floor >>Bound in a white straight jacket >>Muzzle fixed to you >>You are thrown with great strength into a cell, where your back slams against the wall and you fall to your flank >>The cell is slammed shut, and the guards leave you to your misery >>You hate everything >>You hate life >>You hate Celestia >>You hate Lyra >>You hate your so-called friends >>And, most of all >>You hate the party music that has erupted from the nearby Sugarcube corner >>Less than twelve hours left >>And what can you possibly do, now?