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The Story That Never Was - Chapter 10

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  1. >>How long has it been? The Equestrian calander does not say
  2. >>You are content the idea that it has been as long as Celestia has allowed it to be
  3. >>From the first day where you were discovered by Rainbow
  4. >>Until this very moment
  5. >>You are eternally thankful for what that Goddess Mare has done for you
  6. >>Plucked you from a world that would have destroyed you
  7. >>Put you in a world that will love you
  8. >>It's been a good few weeks since your confrontation with Celestia
  9. >>A good few weeks since the battle for your sanity reached its climax
  10. >>And even though you insulted her by defying her several times, she has forgiven you and taken you back
  11. >>And now, as far as you know, she doesn't even tamper with your mind anymore
  12. >>Well, as far as you really care
  13. >>The nightmares of the impending 7 o' clock alarm have ceased
  14. >>You have chosen, on your own, which world you would rather be a part of
  15. >>The choice wasn't hard
  16. >>You are her little human
  17. >>And you couldn't be happier
  18.  
  19. >>First storm of the season
  20. >>First storm you've seen in Equestria, actually
  21. >>The Pegasi have been preparing for it for days, culminating clouds and shoving them into position
  22. >>After a recent drought, the agricultural Earth Ponies needed a real downpour to save their crops
  23. >>What you were not expecting, however, was how shut down the town would be
  24. >>You recall, in your continuum, when there were storms
  25. >>People still functioned
  26. >>But ponies look out their locked up windows at you as you search for an open store like you're some kind of lunatic
  27.  
  28. >>Thunder claps, and they duck for cover
  29. >>Lightning flashes, and they scream in fear
  30. >>Do they know something that you don't? Should you be ducking for cover just like they are?
  31. >>You certainly don't feel like it
  32. >>You cross a familiar bridge
  33. >>Move up a familiar winding path
  34. >>You find yourself at Fluttershy's cottage
  35. >>You knock on the door. Time has healed the incriminating scrapes and bruises on your knuckles
  36. >>The door flies open
  37. Fluttershy? I need to borrow a cu
  38. >>A yellow marshmallow arm stretches out from the darkness and hooks around your arm
  39. >>Before you can even comprehend what is going on, you are catapulted out of the storm and inside of the cottage
  40.  
  41. >>You come to, it doesn't take you long
  42. >>You find yourself surrounded by the half-scale home of Fluttershy
  43. >>But not just Fluttershy, of course
  44. >>The place smells of animal
  45. >>It makes you cringe
  46. >>Birds nest in the rafters
  47. >>Mice live in the walls
  48. >>Rabbits make their comfortable little nests in corners
  49. >>But still, she manages to keep it all looking nice
  50. >>And then there is Fluttershy, who is shivering at the door with her mane and coat out of sorts. Her eyes wide and pupils shrunk to the diameter of a needle's eye
  51. >>Unamused, you plant your fists on your hip
  52. A little straight forward this time, aren't you?
  53. >>Grabby grabby was Applejack's style, not Fluttershy's. Although, Applejack has laid off since you talked her down in the cellar
  54. >>“St... st... storm!”
  55. >>She squeaked and hid behind her hooves as a roar of thunder rolled over Ponyville
  56. >>Her coat and mane shuttered over her
  57. >>These ponies...
  58. Anyway, Fluttershy, do you think I can borrow a
  59.  
  60. >>Another clap of thunder makes her jump
  61. >>Almost cat-like, she rebounds into you with her fore hooves wrapped around your neck
  62. >>Out of instinct you catch her body in your arms
  63. >>“Ruh roh!”
  64. >>she gasps
  65. >>You sigh, eyes half closed in the cartoony expression of annoyance
  66. >>You are, after all, comprised of two dimensions now from any given perspective
  67. >>Her body shivers in your arms
  68. >>Your knees shutter under the task of supporting her weight
  69. Will you feel better after a Fluttersnack?
  70. >>She looks up at you, hiding behind her pink mane
  71. >>She manages a nod
  72.  
  73. >>Before long you have turned her kitchen into a construction zone
  74. >>She watches you as you work. The storm's hold on her has lessened
  75. >>Celestia is a merciful God, allowing you to keep your memories of your past life
  76. >>At least the ones that she deems in any way relevant
  77. >>Although you feel yourself becoming more and more lost in this world of technicolor splendor with time, just as before, you welcome it
  78. >>And you at least possess a talent beyond that of fighting
  79. >>When the fight circuit was busted, your livelihood went down the drain
  80. >>It was a shame. You enjoyed the thrill. The rush of being better. The cheers of approval.
  81. >>A sugary pancake flips through the air as you flick your wrist
  82. >>As you are cooking that, you are carefully managing the heat of her stove
  83. >>Careful not to run into anything
  84. >>Pony houses were built for things half your size. You wondered how Celestia dealt with it as gracefully as she did
  85.  
  86. >>Before long, there was a stack of pancakes neatly arranged on a plate
  87. >>The slightest hint of vanilla, a drop of lemon
  88. >>The slow flow of syrup draped off of the sides, pooling around the base of the tower
  89. >>And resting on top was a small scoop of butter
  90. >>You planted a fork into it and put it on Fluttershy's table
  91. >>“My gosh, it looks just like the ones at Sugarcube Corner”
  92. >>Fluttershy said this with a gasp
  93. >>She didn't even notice the roll of thunder that passed over the house
  94. I'm no Pinkie Pie
  95. >>She eagerly lifts a wing to the fork, takes it between two phalanges, and tries a bite of the Fluttersnack
  96. >>You watch with some interest at the dexterity of her wings
  97. >>Her eyes widen, and she looks to you, forcing as big of a smile as she possibly could
  98. >>She manages to swallow before she puts up the most obvious facade of a grin
  99. >>You chortle
  100. Told you
  101. >>Well, there goes that. You really wish the fighting circuit was still around
  102. >>You might not have been even that good as far as humans go
  103. >>But no one in Equestria had experience fighting a human, which gave you a ridiculous edge
  104. >>“Oh, no, Anon! It's good!”
  105. Lying is not my fetish
  106. >>She lowered herself, disappointed
  107. >>“Oh...”
  108. >>Your eyes crease shut, you slouch forward, and uncontrollably issue a laugh
  109. >>She was SERIOUSLY trying to strike a fetish?!
  110. >>You thought you were just being funny!
  111. >>When you open your eyes, Fluttershy seems less than amused
  112. Ah, sorry to get your hopes up. I better get going.
  113. >>She stands up and moves to the door
  114. >>“But... but Anon! You came here for a reason!”
  115.  
  116. >>You stop in your tracks
  117. Oh, yeah
  118. >>Can't believe you forgot
  119. I needed some sugar
  120. >>Fluttershy looked up at you
  121. >>Hope filled her eyes
  122. >>You almost felt bad
  123. >>Except that she's a pony
  124. Not that kind of sugar
  125. >>She deflated
  126. >>“Oh...”
  127. >>“...what did you need it for? I mean, if you don't mind my asking”
  128. >>Her hoof tapped the ground
  129. I felt like pancakes for dinner
  130. >>Fluttershy looked up at you curiously
  131. >>She knew as well as the others that you are not the kind to ask for hoofouts
  132. >>They knew that even though you just barely got by on money from a source that no one knew, you detested the concept of imposing yourself
  133. >>It was the conservative vein in your body
  134. >>Fluttershy looked over to her door
  135. >>Then back to you
  136. >>“You've already cooked such a wonderful meal, here. And it's storming outside...”
  137. Fluttershy...
  138. >>You love her, as a friend. But you are uneasy after the whole shower thing on your first day
  139. >>To date, she is the only pony that has actually seen what a human looks like under the belt
  140. >>“Oh, please, Anon!”
  141. >>You are taken by surprise at her sudden raise in volume
  142. >>“I get scared... so scared. The lightning, it's... it's gonna...”
  143. You want me to spend the night
  144. >>She nods
  145. >>You feel awkward. Not only because of her obsessive fascination with you, but because you are usually a man of very few words
  146. >>But tonight, you're leading the conversations
  147. >>That Fluttershy sure is shy
  148. >>You spend a few minutes thinking, staring into her large eyes while you internally cringe
  149. ...Okay
  150. >>She squees
  151.  
  152. >>Although it kills you, you remind yourself that you are doing it for Fluttershy
  153. >>Because she asked you to
  154. >>Not because you desperately need what you can get right now
  155. >>The half stack of pancakes was mediocre, but filling
  156. >>The shower went well. No surprise visits this time
  157. >>Lights out
  158. >>You are far too big for the beds, so Fluttershy graciously lays out a thick layer of blankets, sheets, and a pillow for you
  159. >>You nestle in the warmth, happy as can be
  160. >>You remind Fluttershy of one of her cute little fuzzy animals, and she giggles
  161. Night, Fluttershy
  162. >>She does not answer back. She just crawls in her bed
  163. >>Gears are turning. You are worried about the proximity of your ad-hoc bed to hers
  164. >>You were exactly adjacent
  165. >>And she had the high ground
  166. Good NIGHT, Fluttershy
  167. >>You repeat, hoping that her acknowledgment would mean that she agrees to no funny business
  168. >>“Hey, Anon?”
  169. >>Dear Celestia
  170. What
  171. >>“Thank you for the food”
  172. You're welcome
  173. >>“You're a good cook”
  174. Lying is still not my fetish
  175. >>You turn around, burying your head under your pillow
  176. >>“But I'm not lying! That was the first time in a long time someone has done that for me.”
  177. You hang out with your friends often enough. I'm sure I'm not the only one who cooks
  178. >>“Where did you learn to cook?”
  179. >>You pull your pillow down over your head
  180. Fluttershy...
  181. >>There was a bolt of thunder, and Fluttershy squeaked
  182.  
  183. >>“I'm sorry!”
  184. >>she gasped
  185. >>“Just... just talking helps. That's all!”
  186. >>She's still scared of the storm
  187. >>You groan
  188. You know I live alone, Fluttershy. Just like you.
  189. >>“...But I don't live alone”
  190. >>Oh, right, the animals
  191. I doubt any of your pets cook for you
  192. >>“No... I usually cook for them. Angel is picky.”
  193. >>You groan
  194. Angel is a douche.
  195. >>“A what?”
  196. >>Angel heard that, and throws the pillow in his nest at you
  197. >>It bounces off your body
  198. >>“Now, Angel!”
  199. >>Angel gets up from its next and bounds to its pillow.
  200. >>Fluttershy puts her head down
  201. >>As 'Angel' passes you, it rears its leg and kicks you in the side
  202. Oof!
  203. >>“Anon? You okay?”
  204. >>She didn't see the foul
  205. >>Angel returns to her nest, and you decide not to say anything. You were asking for it.
  206. Yeah, just fine
  207. >>Time passes
  208. >>“Anon?”
  209. >>You roll over to face her bed, black bags under your eyes
  210. What, Fluttershy
  211. >>“Why do you live alone?”
  212. Most of you do, Fluttershy.
  213. >>“That's not true. I have my friends”
  214. >>She means the animals. Angel is still a douche
  215. >>“Twilight has Spike. Applejack has her whole family. Pinkie Pie, uh...”
  216. >>You roll over
  217. I get it.
  218. >>She bundles up her covers, getting the idea that she is putting you off
  219. >>She's kind of right
  220. >>“Hey, Anon?”
  221. Wha-ha-hat~?
  222. >>You whine
  223.  
  224. >>You whine
  225. >>“You can live here, with me.”
  226. You have too many pets as it is
  227. >>She gasps and seems to take mild offense
  228. >>“N~! You aren't a pet!”
  229. The only reason I can talk to you all is because of Twilight's incantation
  230. >>She looked over the edge of her bed down at you, only to see that you aren't facing her
  231. Before then, you were the only one who could understand me, and you were the only one I could understand.
  232. >>There was a pause
  233. And that was because of your affinity with animals.
  234. >>She was silent. You thought you would get some sleep
  235. >>“Do ponies exist where you came from?”
  236. Fluttershy...
  237. >>You groan
  238. >>“Do they?”
  239. Yes
  240. >>“Do you consider them animals?”
  241. Yes
  242. >>There was an uneasy pause
  243. >>Music started playing
  244.  
  245. >>Where is it coming from?
  246. >>Oh, Celestia. Oh, Celestia
  247. >>You sit up, tugging your covers up around you
  248. >>You find Fluttershy standing above you
  249. >>“Sweat baby sweat baby~”
  250. >>The music is getting louder
  251. >>Fluttershy is moving with the beat
  252. >>“Sex is a cloudsdale drought~”
  253. >>You blink, confused
  254. >>Celestia, please tell me she isn't
  255. >>“Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Luna would sing about~”
  256. >>She is
  257. >>She continued
  258. >>What the hell was this? You try to slide away on the ground but she follows you, as does the fucking music
  259. >>“Do it now!”
  260. >>“You and me anon ain't nothin' but mammals~”
  261. >>“So let's do it like they do on the Molestia Channel~”
  262. Fluttershy
  263. >>“Do it again now!”
  264. >>“You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals~”
  265. >>“So let's do it like they do on the Molestia Channel~”
  266. FLUTTERSHY
  267. >>Thunder crashes with your voice
  268. >>There is an ambient sound of a needle scratching off of a record, and the music stops
  269. >>She glares at you, surprised at the interruption
  270. Singing is not my fetish
  271. >>“But...”
  272. Good night, Fluttershy
  273. >>She hangs her head low and returns to her bed
  274. >>You close your eyes
  275. >>She sighs
  276. That was pretty good, though.
  277. >>She smiles and wags her tail