- >>How long has it been? The Equestrian calander does not say
- >>You are content the idea that it has been as long as Celestia has allowed it to be
- >>From the first day where you were discovered by Rainbow
- >>Until this very moment
- >>You are eternally thankful for what that Goddess Mare has done for you
- >>Plucked you from a world that would have destroyed you
- >>Put you in a world that will love you
- >>It's been a good few weeks since your confrontation with Celestia
- >>A good few weeks since the battle for your sanity reached its climax
- >>And even though you insulted her by defying her several times, she has forgiven you and taken you back
- >>And now, as far as you know, she doesn't even tamper with your mind anymore
- >>Well, as far as you really care
- >>The nightmares of the impending 7 o' clock alarm have ceased
- >>You have chosen, on your own, which world you would rather be a part of
- >>The choice wasn't hard
- >>You are her little human
- >>And you couldn't be happier
- >>First storm of the season
- >>First storm you've seen in Equestria, actually
- >>The Pegasi have been preparing for it for days, culminating clouds and shoving them into position
- >>After a recent drought, the agricultural Earth Ponies needed a real downpour to save their crops
- >>What you were not expecting, however, was how shut down the town would be
- >>You recall, in your continuum, when there were storms
- >>People still functioned
- >>But ponies look out their locked up windows at you as you search for an open store like you're some kind of lunatic
- >>Thunder claps, and they duck for cover
- >>Lightning flashes, and they scream in fear
- >>Do they know something that you don't? Should you be ducking for cover just like they are?
- >>You certainly don't feel like it
- >>You cross a familiar bridge
- >>Move up a familiar winding path
- >>You find yourself at Fluttershy's cottage
- >>You knock on the door. Time has healed the incriminating scrapes and bruises on your knuckles
- >>The door flies open
- Fluttershy? I need to borrow a cu
- >>A yellow marshmallow arm stretches out from the darkness and hooks around your arm
- >>Before you can even comprehend what is going on, you are catapulted out of the storm and inside of the cottage
- >>You come to, it doesn't take you long
- >>You find yourself surrounded by the half-scale home of Fluttershy
- >>But not just Fluttershy, of course
- >>The place smells of animal
- >>It makes you cringe
- >>Birds nest in the rafters
- >>Mice live in the walls
- >>Rabbits make their comfortable little nests in corners
- >>But still, she manages to keep it all looking nice
- >>And then there is Fluttershy, who is shivering at the door with her mane and coat out of sorts. Her eyes wide and pupils shrunk to the diameter of a needle's eye
- >>Unamused, you plant your fists on your hip
- A little straight forward this time, aren't you?
- >>Grabby grabby was Applejack's style, not Fluttershy's. Although, Applejack has laid off since you talked her down in the cellar
- >>“St... st... storm!”
- >>She squeaked and hid behind her hooves as a roar of thunder rolled over Ponyville
- >>Her coat and mane shuttered over her
- >>These ponies...
- Anyway, Fluttershy, do you think I can borrow a
- >>Another clap of thunder makes her jump
- >>Almost cat-like, she rebounds into you with her fore hooves wrapped around your neck
- >>Out of instinct you catch her body in your arms
- >>“Ruh roh!”
- >>she gasps
- >>You sigh, eyes half closed in the cartoony expression of annoyance
- >>You are, after all, comprised of two dimensions now from any given perspective
- >>Her body shivers in your arms
- >>Your knees shutter under the task of supporting her weight
- Will you feel better after a Fluttersnack?
- >>She looks up at you, hiding behind her pink mane
- >>She manages a nod
- >>Before long you have turned her kitchen into a construction zone
- >>She watches you as you work. The storm's hold on her has lessened
- >>Celestia is a merciful God, allowing you to keep your memories of your past life
- >>At least the ones that she deems in any way relevant
- >>Although you feel yourself becoming more and more lost in this world of technicolor splendor with time, just as before, you welcome it
- >>And you at least possess a talent beyond that of fighting
- >>When the fight circuit was busted, your livelihood went down the drain
- >>It was a shame. You enjoyed the thrill. The rush of being better. The cheers of approval.
- >>A sugary pancake flips through the air as you flick your wrist
- >>As you are cooking that, you are carefully managing the heat of her stove
- >>Careful not to run into anything
- >>Pony houses were built for things half your size. You wondered how Celestia dealt with it as gracefully as she did
- >>Before long, there was a stack of pancakes neatly arranged on a plate
- >>The slightest hint of vanilla, a drop of lemon
- >>The slow flow of syrup draped off of the sides, pooling around the base of the tower
- >>And resting on top was a small scoop of butter
- >>You planted a fork into it and put it on Fluttershy's table
- >>“My gosh, it looks just like the ones at Sugarcube Corner”
- >>Fluttershy said this with a gasp
- >>She didn't even notice the roll of thunder that passed over the house
- I'm no Pinkie Pie
- >>She eagerly lifts a wing to the fork, takes it between two phalanges, and tries a bite of the Fluttersnack
- >>You watch with some interest at the dexterity of her wings
- >>Her eyes widen, and she looks to you, forcing as big of a smile as she possibly could
- >>She manages to swallow before she puts up the most obvious facade of a grin
- >>You chortle
- Told you
- >>Well, there goes that. You really wish the fighting circuit was still around
- >>You might not have been even that good as far as humans go
- >>But no one in Equestria had experience fighting a human, which gave you a ridiculous edge
- >>“Oh, no, Anon! It's good!”
- Lying is not my fetish
- >>She lowered herself, disappointed
- >>“Oh...”
- >>Your eyes crease shut, you slouch forward, and uncontrollably issue a laugh
- >>She was SERIOUSLY trying to strike a fetish?!
- >>You thought you were just being funny!
- >>When you open your eyes, Fluttershy seems less than amused
- Ah, sorry to get your hopes up. I better get going.
- >>She stands up and moves to the door
- >>“But... but Anon! You came here for a reason!”
- >>You stop in your tracks
- Oh, yeah
- >>Can't believe you forgot
- I needed some sugar
- >>Fluttershy looked up at you
- >>Hope filled her eyes
- >>You almost felt bad
- >>Except that she's a pony
- Not that kind of sugar
- >>She deflated
- >>“Oh...”
- >>“...what did you need it for? I mean, if you don't mind my asking”
- >>Her hoof tapped the ground
- I felt like pancakes for dinner
- >>Fluttershy looked up at you curiously
- >>She knew as well as the others that you are not the kind to ask for hoofouts
- >>They knew that even though you just barely got by on money from a source that no one knew, you detested the concept of imposing yourself
- >>It was the conservative vein in your body
- >>Fluttershy looked over to her door
- >>Then back to you
- >>“You've already cooked such a wonderful meal, here. And it's storming outside...”
- Fluttershy...
- >>You love her, as a friend. But you are uneasy after the whole shower thing on your first day
- >>To date, she is the only pony that has actually seen what a human looks like under the belt
- >>“Oh, please, Anon!”
- >>You are taken by surprise at her sudden raise in volume
- >>“I get scared... so scared. The lightning, it's... it's gonna...”
- You want me to spend the night
- >>She nods
- >>You feel awkward. Not only because of her obsessive fascination with you, but because you are usually a man of very few words
- >>But tonight, you're leading the conversations
- >>That Fluttershy sure is shy
- >>You spend a few minutes thinking, staring into her large eyes while you internally cringe
- ...Okay
- >>She squees
- >>Although it kills you, you remind yourself that you are doing it for Fluttershy
- >>Because she asked you to
- >>Not because you desperately need what you can get right now
- >>The half stack of pancakes was mediocre, but filling
- >>The shower went well. No surprise visits this time
- >>Lights out
- >>You are far too big for the beds, so Fluttershy graciously lays out a thick layer of blankets, sheets, and a pillow for you
- >>You nestle in the warmth, happy as can be
- >>You remind Fluttershy of one of her cute little fuzzy animals, and she giggles
- Night, Fluttershy
- >>She does not answer back. She just crawls in her bed
- >>Gears are turning. You are worried about the proximity of your ad-hoc bed to hers
- >>You were exactly adjacent
- >>And she had the high ground
- Good NIGHT, Fluttershy
- >>You repeat, hoping that her acknowledgment would mean that she agrees to no funny business
- >>“Hey, Anon?”
- >>Dear Celestia
- What
- >>“Thank you for the food”
- You're welcome
- >>“You're a good cook”
- Lying is still not my fetish
- >>You turn around, burying your head under your pillow
- >>“But I'm not lying! That was the first time in a long time someone has done that for me.”
- You hang out with your friends often enough. I'm sure I'm not the only one who cooks
- >>“Where did you learn to cook?”
- >>You pull your pillow down over your head
- Fluttershy...
- >>There was a bolt of thunder, and Fluttershy squeaked
- >>“I'm sorry!”
- >>she gasped
- >>“Just... just talking helps. That's all!”
- >>She's still scared of the storm
- >>You groan
- You know I live alone, Fluttershy. Just like you.
- >>“...But I don't live alone”
- >>Oh, right, the animals
- I doubt any of your pets cook for you
- >>“No... I usually cook for them. Angel is picky.”
- >>You groan
- Angel is a douche.
- >>“A what?”
- >>Angel heard that, and throws the pillow in his nest at you
- >>It bounces off your body
- >>“Now, Angel!”
- >>Angel gets up from its next and bounds to its pillow.
- >>Fluttershy puts her head down
- >>As 'Angel' passes you, it rears its leg and kicks you in the side
- Oof!
- >>“Anon? You okay?”
- >>She didn't see the foul
- >>Angel returns to her nest, and you decide not to say anything. You were asking for it.
- Yeah, just fine
- >>Time passes
- >>“Anon?”
- >>You roll over to face her bed, black bags under your eyes
- What, Fluttershy
- >>“Why do you live alone?”
- Most of you do, Fluttershy.
- >>“That's not true. I have my friends”
- >>She means the animals. Angel is still a douche
- >>“Twilight has Spike. Applejack has her whole family. Pinkie Pie, uh...”
- >>You roll over
- I get it.
- >>She bundles up her covers, getting the idea that she is putting you off
- >>She's kind of right
- >>“Hey, Anon?”
- Wha-ha-hat~?
- >>You whine
- >>You whine
- >>“You can live here, with me.”
- You have too many pets as it is
- >>She gasps and seems to take mild offense
- >>“N~! You aren't a pet!”
- The only reason I can talk to you all is because of Twilight's incantation
- >>She looked over the edge of her bed down at you, only to see that you aren't facing her
- Before then, you were the only one who could understand me, and you were the only one I could understand.
- >>There was a pause
- And that was because of your affinity with animals.
- >>She was silent. You thought you would get some sleep
- >>“Do ponies exist where you came from?”
- Fluttershy...
- >>You groan
- >>“Do they?”
- Yes
- >>“Do you consider them animals?”
- Yes
- >>There was an uneasy pause
- >>Music started playing
- >>Where is it coming from?
- >>Oh, Celestia. Oh, Celestia
- >>You sit up, tugging your covers up around you
- >>You find Fluttershy standing above you
- >>“Sweat baby sweat baby~”
- >>The music is getting louder
- >>Fluttershy is moving with the beat
- >>“Sex is a cloudsdale drought~”
- >>You blink, confused
- >>Celestia, please tell me she isn't
- >>“Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Luna would sing about~”
- >>She is
- >>She continued
- >>What the hell was this? You try to slide away on the ground but she follows you, as does the fucking music
- >>“Do it now!”
- >>“You and me anon ain't nothin' but mammals~”
- >>“So let's do it like they do on the Molestia Channel~”
- Fluttershy
- >>“Do it again now!”
- >>“You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals~”
- >>“So let's do it like they do on the Molestia Channel~”
- FLUTTERSHY
- >>Thunder crashes with your voice
- >>There is an ambient sound of a needle scratching off of a record, and the music stops
- >>She glares at you, surprised at the interruption
- Singing is not my fetish
- >>“But...”
- Good night, Fluttershy
- >>She hangs her head low and returns to her bed
- >>You close your eyes
- >>She sighs
- That was pretty good, though.
- >>She smiles and wags her tail