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Pathfinding is Magic Act 2

By: Shazbot on Mar 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.02 KB  |  hits: 95  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Floating in darkness again
  2. >Heads aches like you just got hit with a thumper shot
  3. >Struggle too recall what happened
  4. >Last thing you remember is going fast and then...
  5. >Oh yeah...
  6. >Warp tech, amazing ideas and skydiving into a pastel painting
  7. >You sigh
  8. "Not my brightest hour it seems..."
  9. >Id have too agree
  10. >I mean honestly, what were you thinking? chasing a cruiser on ski's into a WARP FIELD
  11. >Voice echoes out around you
  12. >Assume its your asshole brain trying too act smart after what you pulled
  13. "Shut up brain, The sandraker scum were trying too escape and i had a mission to finish"
  14. >Theres that word again, "Sandraker", dont hide behind duty bound racism Anon
  15. >You wanted too prove yourself
  16. >Again
  17. >Need i remind you of how you GOT into that armor in the first place?
  18. "..."
  19. >Headstrong Anon always willing too go fast, even at the sake of his own speed
  20. >For as quick as you are you sure are slow eh?
  21. "Ok yeah, So i dont hate the sworders like i should and all this was a massive mistake but still, raking sand?"
  22. >Yeah that is kinda loco in the coco
  23. "Wait what?"
  24. >Ya'll better watch out though anon, The way you were moving before made rainbow look like she was standing still and she wont like that
  25. "Seriously brain why the hell are you switching accents like that? and what the SHAZBOT are you talking about?"
  26. >You'll see soon anon, We'll both see
  27. "Huh?"
  28. >Voice fades from around you
  29. >Feel a change in the atmosphere around you
  30. >METSU HEADACHIN'
  31. >Brain feels as if its suddenly made of melting cheese
  32. >Find yourself unable too breath
  33. >Gasping for breath as a light appears on the horizon of your subconcious
  34. >Everything hurts
  35. >Hold arms up as light consumes you
  36. >SHAZB-
  37. >Eyes crack open to see a swirling mass of colors and light
  38. > Frightened whispers float around as a piercing voice screams out "Hey everyp0ny, its moving!"
  39. >You cringe but quickly doubletake what was said
  40. >....P0ny?
  41.  
  42. >Slowly but surely you return too the land of the living
  43. >Its alot more colorful then you remember
  44. >Granted, your head aches like a bitch
  45. >What DID the land of the living look like again
  46. >You struggle with your memories, words and thoughts slipping away like water through cracked glass
  47. >A few things come too you, your name
  48. >Your name is...Shazbot?
  49. >No, Anon
  50. >You are Anon, a....path...finder?
  51. >The conversations around you continue as you blearily space out, internal struggle raging on as memories slipped away
  52. >"Any idea what it is big sis?" Applebloom poked the crimson creature with a stick from a safe distance
  53. >"Ah don't know Applebloom, and s'far as ah can tell it ain't like anything Fluttershy ever seen either"
  54. >Her face darkened slightly "Whatever it may be, it sure as hay ain't Equestrian"
  55. >They had sent spike too write a letter for celestia almost immediately after the crash so she should be arriving soon
  56. >Applejack glanced around at the ponie's in the barn
  57. >Twilight was taking notes on its appearance from a distance, scribbling furiously
  58. >Fluttershy hid behind a haystack glancing over at its crumpled form from time too time, torn between helping the potential animal and being scared witless
  59. >Rainbow Dash was napping in the rafters having told them too wake her up if something happened while Pinkie bounced around the room spouting out how she had seen it move
  60. >They took that announcement with a grain of sugar
  61. >They had been having a pinkie party for the days end of work and had heard the loud crack of it hitting a tree
  62. >No-p0ny knew what too do other then too send a letter too celestia, drag it into the barn and wait
  63. >As she thought that, the creature stirred causing the room too fill with tension
  64. "Ughhhhh, Shhhhaaaaaaazzzz...."
  65.  
  66. "Shhhhhaaaazzzzbot"
  67. >whatever that word means, you feel it suits how you feel at the moment
  68. >Raising a hand you clutch the side of your face and brace your body up against whatever it is your leaning against
  69. >The headache doesn't go away
  70. >Not by a long shot
  71. >Your eyes slowly focus
  72. >It seems the more you try and fight your way back into conciousness the harder your headache try's too fight back
  73. >But still, you aren't so out of it as too miss the fact your surrounded by...what are these things?
  74. >Mr.Sulu?
  75. >Yes captain?
  76. >Give me warp 6, now.
  77. >Adrenaline hits your bloodstream like a runaway train, you bolt too your feet, sense overloading on the fear and awe these creatures are showing you
  78. >Thoughts fill your mind too the brim as your eyes fly around the room
  79. >You are quickly subdued by your splitting headache though, a raspy groan escaping your lips as you kneel forward grasping at your temples
  80. >They step towards you at this, the rainbow colored things are....scared? NO, the orange one has rope!
  81. >Fear fills you
  82. >They seek too capture you
  83. >A deep sense of irony encompasses that thought, but you cant remember why! glancing around in pain you notice a doorway cracked open
  84. >The creatures are closing in on you now
  85. >Panic fills you too the core now
  86. "GODDAMNIT!"
  87. >Fear turns too rage as you bolt towards them, Your own speed surprising you as well as them, easily dashing past them and pushing open the door bolting out into the colorful landscape
  88. >Yell's follow after you, something about waking up rainbow but you don't care
  89. >You had to go fast.
  90.  
  91. >The blind sun blinds your eyes as the dirt road sprawls out ahead
  92. >Voices follow
  93. >But the call of speed is that much more important
  94. >Racing down the hill you accelerate, reflexes hitting a button for the thousandth time as a voice calls behind you too stop
  95. >This is all so...familiar
  96. >As you slide down the hill it slowly hits you
  97. "I'm....floating?"
  98. >No Anon, your SKIING
  99. >You are Anon, a Pathfinder who excels at his job beyond all others
  100. >And this is your talent
  101. >A voice nudges at the back of your psyche, memories coming with it of a man walking up a line of soldiers, looking each of them in the eye
  102. >"Crouch your body and bend your legs, keep your center of gravity low and always make sure you can see your goal"
  103. >The words ring through you as you follow each of them too the letter
  104. >"If you can do these, you might survive long enough too force those sandraker scum off our planet"
  105. "SANDRAKERS"
  106. >The word comes suddenly and without warning your body twitching as the memory forces its way back in, throwing you off balance you trip and fly into the air
  107. >Flipping over your head skids the road
  108. >Helmet flies off
  109. >Blonde hair frees itself too the winds call and you glance back at the creature following you
  110. >Its keeping up with you, Apparently enjoying the rush of adrenaline through its blue body if the grin is anything
  111. >Mr.Sulu, you did well
  112. >The smile comes too your face even through the piercing pain in your forehead and ache in the read of your body
  113. >Your on an alien world, being chased by aliens and are about to be captured
  114. >Cant seem too find a fuck to give captain
  115. >The memories come in droves now Cassandra, Mendez, Robert, slowly sending you over the edge
  116. >Back in unconciousness
  117. >The faint feeling of being grabbed around the chest is registered as you lift into the air
  118. >MIND.EXE HAS ENCOUNTERED AN ERROR
  119. >ATTEMPT REBOOT?
  120. >Y/[N]