Title: Guardian Ch1 Author: Shaqueeill Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/F0ZUgiZE First Edit: Monday 27th of May 2013 03:17:08 AM CDT Last Edit: Monday 27th of May 2013 03:17:08 AM CDT >Day lost as fuck on the side of a mountain >You were just hiking with your friends when the trail forked and you got lost >How were you supposed to know that your friends had taken the right path? >'By not being a fool, that's how' >Hey fuck yo- >Wait "Who said that?" >'I did you buffoon." "Where are you! Show your face fucker!" >'Yelling at nothing won't get you anywhere, it seems I'm currently residing in your head.' "How the hell did you get inside my head!" >'I haven't the faintest, but you don't need to yell out in the open and attract any unwanted attention. You can simply think and it seems I can hear you." 'Alright then I guess, but really, am I going insane or something? Considering I now have a random voice in my head and all' >'I don't believe you're going insane, but I for one think I might be' 'Why do you think that?' >'Well, I have no memory of who or what I am. I'm trapped in some man's head. No recollection of how I got here. No idea where -here- is. All I do know is that I have to protect you for some strange reason.' 'Protect me? From what?' >'I have no idea. All I know is that I have to protect you, from what or who is lost to me.' 'Well do you have any idea on where I should go?' >'Must I repeat myself? I have no idea you imbecile. I don't have an idea where here is at all.' 'Sheesh, don't need to be so rude about it' >'Well if you didn't act as much as a fool...' 'Just be quiet! Arguing won't get us anywhere. Let's just find a way out of this awful mountain side.' 'So do you see any signs of a way out of here?' >'I believe there's civilization near by.' 'What makes you say that?' >'There's a stone road to the left of you.' >You turn to your left and lo and behold, there's a large, hard to miss stone road winding through the mountain side 'How the fuck did I miss that?' >'You're an idiot, that's how.' >This is gunna be a lonnngg walk                                                        *Pinkie POV* >You are now Pinkie Pie, P0nyville's #1 baker and party pony >And something reeeeaaalllyyy big is happening >Your Pinkie Sense is going off the charts! >Their was at least 5 tail twitches >And 7 spine tingles! >You've never felt a Pinkie Sense this bad before >You have to warn Twilight! >She'll know what it means! >With a trail of dust behind you, you make your way to Twilight's house.                                                        *Anon POV* >Walking down this road has certainly been an uneventful one >No signs of life at all >Just lots of road >Lots of snow >And lots of darkness >You should probably set up camp for the night >But camping out in the middle of a road sounds dangerous as fuck >So screw that >Just gotta keep on walking >'A thought just occurred to me' 'Hmm?' >'I don't know your name' >Oh >You never told him your name 'Oh, it's..." >Wait >What is your name? >'It's...?' 'I cant seem to remember.' >'Pardon?' 'I said, or well, thought, I can't seem to remember' >'Do you remember anything before you became lost?' 'Let me think' >You remember you were hiking with your friends >Who were your friends? >You can't seem to remember their names >Or faces >Or anything about them >'What about your family, or anything before the hike?' 'Nothing' >'So it looks like we both can't remember anything.' 'Seems that way I guess' >'Certainly odd though, I hope we find out what happened to us' 'Same here.' >'But for now, lets just keep walking and hope to find somewhere to stay.' 'Yea, I suppose you're right.' >With that, you continue walking down the path                                                    *Pinkie POV* "Twilight! Twilight! Wake up, something BIG is about to happen" >You continue your relentless assault against the battered wooden door with your hoof >After a good minute of knocking, you finally hear shuffling in the library >The door creaks open, and before you stands a half-asleep Twilight Sparkle >"Pinkie, why did you wake me up, it's past midnight!" "Twilight! IhadthemostworstpinkiesensemytailwentBLOWandWOOSHandmyhoofwentallJIGGLEJIGGLEJIGGLEandthatmeanssomethingbigisabouttohappenandweneedtotelltheprincessrightaway!" >Twilight stands there for a moment with a blank stare plastered on her face >Her horn starts to faintly glow >In a single -WOOSH- then door slams in Pinkie's face >"Come back in the morning Pinkie, I'm too tired right now." "Hmph! Fine then! If a big old changeling hydra hybrid comes and attacks P0nyville, don't come crying to me!" >You blow a raspberry at the door and stomp away                                                    *Anon POV* >You've walked through the night >And now you're about to pass out from exhaustion 'I think we need to find a place to sleep, I'm really fucking tired' >'Fine, go off to the side of the road and rest' 'You sure that's the safest thing to do?' >'It's safer then sleeping in the middle of the road you dunce, and from what we've seen, this road doesn't recieve much use.' >Walking off to the side of the road, you find a nice spot to sleep at >Before you do sleep, however, you walk around and pick up some dry sticks >'What are you doing now?' 'We need a fire, we're still in the mountain and it's nearly freezing. Sleeping without a fire means we might freeze to death' >'Fair enough I suppose' >You quickly start a small fire next to the road and lay down near it >You pass out almost instantly                                                   *Pinkie POV* "We meet once again, door" >It's morning once again, and you're sitting in front of Twilight's house >You are glaring at the door in front of you >It's keeping you from seeing Twilight >You don't like that >You don't like that one bit >Your glare at the door intensifies >If it could talk, it would be screaming right now >Your eyes are nearly coming out of your sockets, but you will not let up >This door SHALL tell you it's secrets >A minute of staring later, the door hums to light with a faint purple glow, and slowly creaks open >"Pinkie, what are you doing?" "I was trying to get the door to tell me everything it knows." >Twilight brings a hoof to her face, and lets out a quiet sigh >"So what was so important that you had to wake me up in the middle of the night?" >You nearly forgot about that "OH YEA! Twilight! I had a HUUUUGE Pinkie Sense, and it was all WOOSH and PBLTH!" >"Normal terms Pinkie" "Uh, I thought you were supposed to be smart Twilight!" >Once again, Twilight face-hoofs herself "Anyway, with a Pinkie Sense that BIG, it means something super -BIG- is coming" >Twilight looks a little more intrigued at that last sentence >"How big Pinkie?" "Well, the last time I had a Pinkie Sense this big, Discord broke free! But this one was atleast -TEN- times bigger" >Twilight has a look of slight fear in her face, but she is clearly trying to keep the fear subsided >"Are you absolutely sure Pinkie?" "Absoooo-LUTELY sure!" >The look of fear on her face is quickly replaced by one of determination >"I have to go tell the Princess to be on the look out!" >"Spike! I need you to take a letter!" >The door in between you and Twilight is flown shut "Well at least that's all done." "I just hope nothing too bad will happen" >With all that over, you make your way back to Sugercube Corner >Wouldn't want to be late for work!