Guardian Ch1

>Day lost as fuck on the side of a mountain

>You were just hiking with your friends when the trail forked and you got lost

>How were you supposed to know that your friends had taken the right path?

>'By not being a fool, that's how'

>Hey fuck yo-

>Wait

"Who said that?"

>'I did you buffoon."

"Where are you! Show your face fucker!"

>'Yelling at nothing won't get you anywhere, it seems I'm currently residing in your head.'

"How the hell did you get inside my head!"

>'I haven't the faintest, but you don't need to yell out in the open and attract any unwanted attention. You can simply think and it seems I can hear you."

'Alright then I guess, but really, am I going insane or something? Considering I now have a random voice in my head and all'

>'I don't believe you're going insane, but I for one think I might be'

'Why do you think that?'

>'Well, I have no memory of who or what I am. I'm trapped in some man's head. No recollection of how I got here. No idea where -here- is. All I do know is that I have to protect you for some strange reason.'

'Protect me? From what?'

>'I have no idea. All I know is that I have to protect you, from what or who is lost to me.'

'Well do you have any idea on where I should go?'

>'Must I repeat myself? I have no idea you imbecile. I don't have an idea where here is at all.'

'Sheesh, don't need to be so rude about it'

>'Well if you didn't act as much as a fool...'

'Just be quiet! Arguing won't get us anywhere. Let's just find a way out of this awful mountain side.'

'So do you see any signs of a way out of here?'

>'I believe there's civilization near by.'

'What makes you say that?'

>'There's a stone road to the left of you.'

>You turn to your left and lo and behold, there's a large, hard to miss stone road winding through the mountain side

'How the fuck did I miss that?'

>'You're an idiot, that's how.'

>This is gunna be a lonnngg walk

 

                                                     *Pinkie POV*

>You are now Pinkie Pie, P0nyville's #1 baker and party pony

>And something reeeeaaalllyyy big is happening

>Your Pinkie Sense is going off the charts!

>Their was at least 5 tail twitches

>And 7 spine tingles!

>You've never felt a Pinkie Sense this bad before

>You have to warn Twilight!

>She'll know what it means!

>With a trail of dust behind you, you make your way to Twilight's house.

 

                                                     *Anon POV*

>Walking down this road has certainly been an uneventful one

>No signs of life at all

>Just lots of road

>Lots of snow

>And lots of darkness

>You should probably set up camp for the night

>But camping out in the middle of a road sounds dangerous as fuck

>So screw that

>Just gotta keep on walking

>'A thought just occurred to me'

'Hmm?'

>'I don't know your name'

>Oh

>You never told him your name

'Oh, it's..."

>Wait

>What is your name?

>'It's...?'

'I cant seem to remember.'

>'Pardon?'

'I said, or well, thought, I can't seem to remember'

>'Do you remember anything before you became lost?'

'Let me think'

>You remember you were hiking with your friends

>Who were your friends?

>You can't seem to remember their names

>Or faces

>Or anything about them

>'What about your family, or anything before the hike?'

'Nothing'

>'So it looks like we both can't remember anything.'

'Seems that way I guess'

>'Certainly odd though, I hope we find out what happened to us'

'Same here.'

>'But for now, lets just keep walking and hope to find somewhere to stay.'

'Yea, I suppose you're right.'

>With that, you continue walking down the path

 

                                                 *Pinkie POV*

"Twilight! Twilight! Wake up, something BIG is about to happen"

>You continue your relentless assault against the battered wooden door with your hoof

>After a good minute of knocking, you finally hear shuffling in the library

>The door creaks open, and before you stands a half-asleep Twilight Sparkle

>"Pinkie, why did you wake me up, it's past midnight!"

"Twilight! IhadthemostworstpinkiesensemytailwentBLOWandWOOSHandmyhoofwentallJIGGLEJIGGLEJIGGLEandthatmeanssomethingbigisabouttohappenandweneedtotelltheprincessrightaway!"

>Twilight stands there for a moment with a blank stare plastered on her face

>Her horn starts to faintly glow

>In a single -WOOSH- then door slams in Pinkie's face

>"Come back in the morning Pinkie, I'm too tired right now."

"Hmph! Fine then! If a big old changeling hydra hybrid comes and attacks P0nyville, don't come crying to me!"

>You blow a raspberry at the door and stomp away

 

                                                 *Anon POV*

>You've walked through the night

>And now you're about to pass out from exhaustion

'I think we need to find a place to sleep, I'm really fucking tired'

>'Fine, go off to the side of the road and rest'

'You sure that's the safest thing to do?'

>'It's safer then sleeping in the middle of the road you dunce, and from what we've seen, this road doesn't recieve much use.'

>Walking off to the side of the road, you find a nice spot to sleep at

>Before you do sleep, however, you walk around and pick up some dry sticks

>'What are you doing now?'

'We need a fire, we're still in the mountain and it's nearly freezing. Sleeping without a fire means we might freeze to death'

>'Fair enough I suppose'

>You quickly start a small fire next to the road and lay down near it

>You pass out almost instantly

 

                                                *Pinkie POV*

"We meet once again, door"

>It's morning once again, and you're sitting in front of Twilight's house

>You are glaring at the door in front of you

>It's keeping you from seeing Twilight

>You don't like that

>You don't like that one bit

>Your glare at the door intensifies

>If it could talk, it would be screaming right now

>Your eyes are nearly coming out of your sockets, but you will not let up

>This door SHALL tell you it's secrets

>A minute of staring later, the door hums to light with a faint purple glow, and slowly creaks open

>"Pinkie, what are you doing?"

"I was trying to get the door to tell me everything it knows."

>Twilight brings a hoof to her face, and lets out a quiet sigh

>"So what was so important that you had to wake me up in the middle of the night?"

>You nearly forgot about that

"OH YEA! Twilight! I had a HUUUUGE Pinkie Sense, and it was all WOOSH and PBLTH!"

>"Normal terms Pinkie"

"Uh, I thought you were supposed to be smart Twilight!"

>Once again, Twilight face-hoofs herself

"Anyway, with a Pinkie Sense that BIG, it means something super -BIG- is coming"

>Twilight looks a little more intrigued at that last sentence

>"How big Pinkie?"

"Well, the last time I had a Pinkie Sense this big, Discord broke free! But this one was atleast -TEN- times bigger"

>Twilight has a look of slight fear in her face, but she is clearly trying to keep the fear subsided

>"Are you absolutely sure Pinkie?"

"Absoooo-LUTELY sure!"

>The look of fear on her face is quickly replaced by one of determination

>"I have to go tell the Princess to be on the look out!"

>"Spike! I need you to take a letter!"

>The door in between you and Twilight is flown shut

"Well at least that's all done."

"I just hope nothing too bad will happen"

>With all that over, you make your way back to Sugercube Corner

>Wouldn't want to be late for work!