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Unethicality (Unfinished Project)

By: Shailsnic on Oct 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.61 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day check yourself before you wreck yourself at Penetration High
  2. >You mean Equestria High
  3. >Be Norman
  4. >Nolan has been acting strange all day
  5. >He’s been giving you the weird look he gets when he finds something both awesome and hilarious that he wants to do with you
  6. >Sometimes that can be good, other times it’s a disaster
  7. >He claims he’s been through worse whenever shit hits the fan
  8. >You don’t doubt him.
  9. >You get a text from him before the final bell saying to meet him behind the school
  10. >Apparently he needs to tell you something important
  11. >Against your better judgment, you reply saying you will
  12. >A looming sense of dread comes out of nowhere
  13. >You hope you don’t regret this.
  14.  
  15. >You are now behind the highschool
  16. >You see Nolan leaning against a wall holding a giant sheet of paper and examining it thoroughly
  17. >His expression, unlike the one he had during school, is completely serious
  18. >You walk up to him, casually waving
  19. Hey Nolan, I’m here.
  20. >He lowers the paper and turns to make eye contact
  21. >”Hey Norman,” he says, getting off the wall
  22. >As soon as you both are within arm’s reach, his hand offers you the paper
  23. >”Take a look and tell me what you think.”
  24. >At first, you thought it was going to be some sort of drawing or shit
  25. >Then you remembered that this is Nolan, and you recall his attitude during school
  26. >Your eyes scan the newly acquired sheet, only to be both disappointed and yet somewhat relieved
  27. It’s nothing outrageous, just a map of the school
  28. >”Yep, and why do you think I showed you it?”
  29. Because you have an idea?
  30. >It’s a simple answer, but a correct one.
  31. >”Indeed, and what do you think the idea is?” He asks, slightly leaning closer to ask
  32. Hell if I know, it’s one that involves the school.
  33. >”Exactly. Speaking of school, you’re not going to be in it for all of October.
  34. >What
  35. >You have no time to answer as he snatches the map and stuffs it in his coat pocket
  36. >”Meet me at the usual spot tomorrow, 10:00 A.M.” he says hastily, turning around and running off as he does so.
  37. WAIT WHY-
  38. >”I’LL SEE YOU THERE NORMAN.”
  39. >Motorcycle enters stage right going at a speed that would make Sonic jealous
  40. >Nolan just jumps on it while it goes by, fading into the distance with the motorcycle and driver.
  41. >What the actual FUCK Nolan.
  42. >…You guess you’re skipping school tomorrow then
  43. >Most people would be fucking ecstatic, maybe even confused at how he pulled that off.
  44. >You? You’re just frightened.
  45. >Knowing Nolan, if it’s important enough to skip an entire month of school over…
  46. >This might just end up being one of the worst things you’re ever going to do