- >Day check yourself before you wreck yourself at Penetration High
- >You mean Equestria High
- >Be Norman
- >Nolan has been acting strange all day
- >He’s been giving you the weird look he gets when he finds something both awesome and hilarious that he wants to do with you
- >Sometimes that can be good, other times it’s a disaster
- >He claims he’s been through worse whenever shit hits the fan
- >You don’t doubt him.
- >You get a text from him before the final bell saying to meet him behind the school
- >Apparently he needs to tell you something important
- >Against your better judgment, you reply saying you will
- >A looming sense of dread comes out of nowhere
- >You hope you don’t regret this.
- >You are now behind the highschool
- >You see Nolan leaning against a wall holding a giant sheet of paper and examining it thoroughly
- >His expression, unlike the one he had during school, is completely serious
- >You walk up to him, casually waving
- Hey Nolan, I’m here.
- >He lowers the paper and turns to make eye contact
- >”Hey Norman,” he says, getting off the wall
- >As soon as you both are within arm’s reach, his hand offers you the paper
- >”Take a look and tell me what you think.”
- >At first, you thought it was going to be some sort of drawing or shit
- >Then you remembered that this is Nolan, and you recall his attitude during school
- >Your eyes scan the newly acquired sheet, only to be both disappointed and yet somewhat relieved
- It’s nothing outrageous, just a map of the school
- >”Yep, and why do you think I showed you it?”
- Because you have an idea?
- >It’s a simple answer, but a correct one.
- >”Indeed, and what do you think the idea is?” He asks, slightly leaning closer to ask
- Hell if I know, it’s one that involves the school.
- >”Exactly. Speaking of school, you’re not going to be in it for all of October.
- >What
- >You have no time to answer as he snatches the map and stuffs it in his coat pocket
- >”Meet me at the usual spot tomorrow, 10:00 A.M.” he says hastily, turning around and running off as he does so.
- WAIT WHY-
- >”I’LL SEE YOU THERE NORMAN.”
- >Motorcycle enters stage right going at a speed that would make Sonic jealous
- >Nolan just jumps on it while it goes by, fading into the distance with the motorcycle and driver.
- >What the actual FUCK Nolan.
- >…You guess you’re skipping school tomorrow then
- >Most people would be fucking ecstatic, maybe even confused at how he pulled that off.
- >You? You’re just frightened.
- >Knowing Nolan, if it’s important enough to skip an entire month of school over…
- >This might just end up being one of the worst things you’re ever going to do

