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Trixie, The Greatest Magician (One Jump)

By: Shailsnic on Nov 30th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.57 KB  |  hits: 31  |  expires: Never
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  1. TRIXIE: Trixie, The Great and Powerful
  2. Prepare your eyes, be enthralled
  3. I Trixie am the best of all
  4. At everything
  5.  
  6. Trixie, the greatest magician
  7. Her hat, and magic cloak
  8. None of these tricks are mirrors and smoke
  9.  
  10. CROWD: Riffraff!
  11. Street rat!
  12. Scoundrel!
  13. Take that!
  14.  
  15. TRIXIE: Where did you get those pies?
  16.  
  17. CROWD: Give our money’s worth we advise
  18.  
  19. TRIXIE: (I gotta think quick. Dealt with tougher packs. I know what I have to do!)
  20.  
  21. CROWD: Woah!
  22.  
  23. SPECTATOR A: She’s doing a lot better than I first thought
  24.  
  25. SPECTATOR B: I know she will mess up at some time
  26.  
  27. SPECTATOR C: I wouldn’t say that she has improved a ton
  28.  
  29. TRIXIE: (My rep is on the line,
  30. I improve for it
  31. It is hard to live life similar to mine!)
  32.  
  33. Trixie, a magical prodigy
  34. She calls a guest to join her
  35. You don’t have to if that’s what you prefer
  36.  
  37. Trixie, keeper of secrets
  38. Pick a card, any will do
  39. Queen of hearts, that’s the card that you just drew.
  40.  
  41. CROWD: THAT’S IT!?
  42. BORING!
  43. THROW THEM!
  44.  
  45. TRIXIE (Spoken): NO WAIT!
  46.  
  47. CROWD: WHAT NOW?!
  48.  
  49. TRIXIE: Please watch the show’s ending.
  50.  
  51. SPECTATOR B: I still think she’s just a phony
  52.  
  53. TRIXIE: (I got no other choice,
  54. I must runaway
  55. Soon I’m gonna be long gone!)
  56.  
  57. CROWD: Woah!
  58.  
  59. TRIXIE: Trixie, the greatest of rusemen
  60.  
  61. CROWD: Vandal!
  62.  
  63. TRIXIE: No guilt for taking their money
  64.  
  65. CROWD: Street rat!
  66.  
  67. TRIXIE: her show, it was a disaster
  68.  
  69. CROWD: Scoundrel!
  70.  
  71. TRIXIE: They're quick, but she's quite clever
  72.  
  73. CROWD: Take that!
  74.  
  75. TRIXIE: Here goes,
  76. enough time for planning
  77. this is the great ending
  78. Trixie's Amazing…!
  79. POOF