Title: Songs Made for /nn/ Author: Shailsnic Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/4fXTJnW6 First Edit: Thursday 16th of October 2014 09:40:29 PM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 16th of October 2014 09:40:29 PM CDT Songs made for /nn/     Someone Normal (Part of Your World               NOLAN:     Look at this stuff, isn't it sweet?     No other guy could even compete.     I know that you think I'm the boy     The boy who has everything           Inside this base, secrets untold     Here in my world I have naught but gold     Looking around here you'd think     Yeah, he's got everything           I've got gadgets and weapons a plenty     I've got classified info and more     I got it good? Yeah, you’d think so     I don’t care, not one bit,     I want more           Not really, that was just a joke     I really want, want to be up dancing     Not a care in the…     Why are you laughing? Oh, sweet           Heir to a gang, I don’t get to choose     Acting is my passion, not killing, ACTING     Lights down on me as I…     You’re doing it again     Neat           I want to live, I want to earn     I don’t want it to ever be my turn     Running a gang     Provides a pang, of nothing but guilt           What would I give if I could live     Out of this “good life”?     What would I pay to spend a day     Not lonely nor afraid?           None of my friends, can understand     They’re all, ignorant for their safety     Wish to tell them, sick of hiding     I want to disband           I'm wanting to go lead a normal life     Experience the hardships     to feel good about it     Give and give more, ask for nothing     In return     Yearn           When's it my turn?     Wouldn't I love     Love to know that feel like the back of my glove?     Cannot ever be     Wish I was free     I don't want this gold       Trixie, The Greatest Magician (One Jump)              TRIXIE: Trixie, The Great and Powerful     Prepare your eyes, be enthralled     I Trixie am the best of all     At everything           Trixie, the greatest magician     Her hat, and magic cloak     None of these tricks are mirrors and smoke           CROWD: Riffraff!     Street rat!     Scoundrel!     Take that!           TRIXIE: Where did you get those pies?           CROWD: Give our money’s worth we advise           TRIXIE: (I gotta think quick. Dealt with tougher packs. I know what I have to do!)           CROWD: Woah!           SPECTATOR A: She’s doing a lot better than I first thought           SPECTATOR B: I know she will mess up at some time           SPECTATOR C: I wouldn’t say that she has improved a ton           TRIXIE: (My rep is on the line,     I improve for it     It is hard to live life similar to mine!)           Trixie, a magical prodigy     She calls a guest to join her     You don’t have to if that’s what you prefer           Trixie, keeper of secrets     Pick a card, any will do     Queen of hearts, that’s the card that you just drew.           CROWD: THAT’S IT!?     BORING!     THROW THEM!           TRIXIE (Spoken): NO WAIT!           CROWD: WHAT NOW?!           TRIXIE: Please watch the show’s ending.           SPECTATOR B: I still think she’s just a phony           TRIXIE: (I got no other choice,     I must runaway     Soon I’m gonna be long gone!)           CROWD: Woah!           TRIXIE: Trixie, the greatest of rusemen           CROWD: Vandal!           TRIXIE: No guilt for taking their money           CROWD: Street rat!           TRIXIE: her show, it was a disaster           CROWD: Scoundrel!           TRIXIE: They're quick, but she's quite clever           CROWD: Take that!           TRIXIE: Here goes,     enough time for planning     this is the great ending     Trixie's Amazing…!     POOF       I’ll Make You Follow The Law (I’ll Make a Man Out of You)         AXEL:     Let's get down to business     To enforce justice.     I won’t provide mercy     And show no repentance           Not a single crook will get away     A least not while, I still stand tall     Scroundrel, I'll make you fol-     -low the law.           Arrest those suspicious     Throw my axe, at them     They will serve detention     As I search, again           In this hallway you will face judgment     Stop right there criminal scum     Step down now, no where left     You can run           (HIDING) BRAD: I’ve never been more scared to death     CRIMINAL: I didn’t think that he could catch me     ONLOOKER: Wow, you’re a fool, you can’t just escape from him     (HIDING) SNAILS: Will you let me catch my breath?     (HIDING) SNIPS: Can I at least go to pee?     (HIDING) SUNSET: Shut up right now or else we’ll be caught by him           CHORUS:     IT’S THE LAW     It’s painful justice he must deliver     IT’S THE LAW     Your death will come when you break a rule     IT’S THE LAW     In these vast halls he will keep the order     He’s the only one who dares protect the school           AXEL:     The bell hasn't rung yet     You must serve your time     Try a little harder     And learn not to skive           With this day and age I must keep score     Of all who don't follow code     The law is what I chose     to uphold           CHORUS:     IT’S THE LAW     It’s painful justice he must deliver     IT’S THE LAW     Your death will come when you break a rule     IT’S THE LAW     In these vast halls he will keep the order     He’s the only one who dares protect the school           IT’S THE LAW     It’s painful justice he must deliver     IT’S THE LAW     Your death will come when you break a rule     IT’S THE LAW     In these vast halls he will keep the order     He’s the only one who dares protect the school       And the Guys Had Ideas/Hate (And The Gods Heard Her Prayer/Rain)   [WRITER 0] "And the boy takes her dare!"   [Laughter]   [WRITER 1] "I can see him wear some girl's clothes with no one any wiser!" I should... Type this up I've many cool ideas, Funny ideas,  great and not-great Pick an idea   [WRITER 2] A funny idea   [WRITER 3] A badass idea   [WRITER 4] An insane idea   [WRITER 1] Write the idea...   [ANONS] WOW   [WRITER 1] And see results from your work   [WRITER 1, 2, 3, and 4] See results from our work   [WRITER 2] Make them laugh with joy   [WRITER 4] Make them drop their jaw   [WRITER 3] Give them what they want!   [WRITER 1, 2, and 4] Give them what they...?   [WRITER 3] Give them what they want.   I will enjoy this If I chill and write   I might be the best Or become the worst I'll write something I like!   [WRITER 4] "Hah! You enjoy it? Why, what if you just write bad trash?!"   [WRITER 3] "Trash can still cause laughter, dude. Read My Immortal. Then you will know what I'm saying"   [WRITER 4] "Fuck you!"   [WRITER 2] "Check your privilege!"   [WRITER 1] "Just write your own ideas!"   [WRITER 1, 2, 3, and 4] A story!   [WRITER 3] I write on my time When I'm not busy   [WRITER 1] I will help you out   [DRAWFAG] I don't write just draw   [WRITER 2] And I've started my piece Where my creations will be shown Tonight   [WRITER 1, 2, 3, 4] Tonight   [WRITER 2] Let the Anons lurk Let them lie in wait Where the thread is I'll be Let them give me hate   Let it be thought of Perfect to a T And let there be...   Hate!   [WRITER 2 + ANONS] Hate!   [WRITER 2] Cocky and unprepared I can't stand to wait I'll just post it right now To see every hate   Hate on the trip Hate the story - Hate makes 4chan Such a dangerous sea...   [ANONS] Aaahh...   [WRITER 2] Let there be Anons   [ANONS] Let there be Anons   [WRITER 2] Giving real critique   [ANONS] Giving real critique   [WRITER 2 + ANONS] Where the thread is I'll be   [WRITER 2] Let them hate!   [WRITER 2 + ANONS] Where the thread is I'll be   [WRITER 2] Let them in!   [WRITER 2 + ANONS] Where the thread is I'll be   [WRITER 2] Let judgement begin with The hate!   [ANONS] Hate!   [WRITER 2 + Anons] Hate!