Title:           [Glimmer] Test Dummy (Twilight/Anon)
Author:          SgtStrangelove
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First Edit:      Wednesday 29th of May 2013 05:05:25 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 29th of May 2013 05:05:25 PM CDT

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                            Originally written by Etiquette, reposted with permission
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>"Daddy! Daddy!" Glimmer's tiny hands tug at your pant's knee, "Mommy wants you to help her with her new spell!"
>You bring your hand up to your chin and stroke it thoughtfully.
>Twilight was always after you for help with her magical research, odd seeing as how you were such an avid believer in science back home.
>You hazard a quick glance downward, making sure Glimmer doesn't catch it.
>This place is definitely different from back home.
>You never would have believed that you could actually end up siring a daughter with a pony, much less that it would end up resembling a satyr.
>You stare listlessly forward, remembering how much effort Twilight put in to the spell she cast on that faithful night.
>The spell that made her receptive to your seed.
>Glimmer's tugging grows more restless, "Daaaady!" she pouts, "C'mon!"
>You snap out of your little daydream and crack a smile as you see Twilight appear in the door frame.
Say, Honey, have you seen little Glimmer around? I was sure I heard her calling for me...
>Twilight raises a hoof to point, but notices the glint of tomfoolery in your eye. "I'm sure she's around here somewhere..."
>Glimmer gasps and looks from her mother to you. "Daddy, I'm right here." She tugs again.
>You bring your hand up to your forehead, miming a hard look out into the distance.
I could swear she was just here. It's almost as if I can feel her.
>She waves her hands frantically, hopping up and down, her hooves making a soft clop on each landing. "I'm right heeeere, Daddy!"
>You press your hands to your hips and sigh to Twilight.
Guess she's nowhere to be found.
>Twilight giggles and Glimmer's small horn starts to glow.
>She utilizes her mother's trademark move: needless teleportation.
>She pops in front of your vision and spasms in the air before landing, repeating the circuit several times. "Daddy, I'm he-ere!"
>You flash a smile and wait for her to teleport into the air once more before snatching her up into a bear hug.
There you are!
 
>You grin and tickle her, causing her to wiggle and writhe in your arms.
>You pull her close and pepper her cheek with kisses.
>Pulling her away to arms length you ask her, jokingly, Where were you this whole time? You had your mother and I worried this whole time!"
>"Ah ah ah!" Twilight tuts. "It's actually, 'your mother and me' Anonymous."
>You turn Glimmer around in your arms to face Twilight.
See? You had you mother so worried that she's having to correct grammar to calm down.
>Glimmer chuckles and then cranes her neck to look up at you. "I was right here the whole time, Daddy."
>You pretend to gawp at her.
You don't say? Twilight, did you know that?
>She trots over to the two of you and elbows you in the gut. "Yes I did, Anon," she smiles, turning to Glimmer, "and your father did too."
>Glimmer grins, "I know. I was just letting Daddy think I didn't know."
Well, I'll be...
>Twilight nuzzles the little satyr girl in your arms. "That's my girl."
>You sigh.
Alright. Alright. You girls are too smart for me. Let's just go see about this spell business then, shall we?
>You hoist Glimmer up and tuck her underneath your arm, carrying her by her midsection.
>You follow Twilight to the "lab," the three of you giggling and ready to see what crazy new idea your wife has decided to grace you with this time.
 
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