- 4/19/2013
- >Day 5.45 in equestria
- >Be tactically tending to my garden in my backyard.
- >Low and behold a yellow pegasus sneaks up behind you, and taps you on the shoulder.
- >You’ve been up all night beating off to pictures of T-80’s, so you’re a little sleep deprived.
- >Instinctually, you grab her hoof and throw her over your shoulder and put your knife to her throat.
- >“I-Is rough play y-your fetish?”
- >You sigh, let her go, and walk to your house.
- >You fix yourself a sandwich and close the fridge door.
- >Fluttershy is standing right there.
- >“Hey Anon.”
- >You don’t even acknowledge her as you walk past toward your room.
- >She follows you and peaks her head in while you are disassembling your pistol and eating.
- >“Anon, I-”
- “Fluttershy, I don’t care, please go I’m about to go shoot my pistol.”
- >She hangs her head.
- >Then, by the Murder/k/ube, she grabs your newly assembled pistol .
- >“All you ever do is ignore me!”
- >She’s shouting and waving your pistol around while backing you up to the wall.
- >“I want to be with you anon. I want you to love me. Is that so much to ask?”
- >She’s got you cornered, but she doesn’t know…
- >“All you care about are these stupid guns!”
- >…you can’t corner the dorner.
- >You jump over her and run as fast as you can down the hallway.
- >With tears in her eyes she throws your pistol at you.
- >Your pistol is a Glock 23.
- >It explodes and levels the house sending a shockwave that could be felt for miles.
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
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