Title:           RAINBOW DASH GOING FAST OVER WATER RAINBOW DASH SPED LIKE A DICKING HURRICANE
Author:          Sethisto
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First Edit:      Wednesday 10th of July 2013 04:15:12 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 10th of July 2013 04:15:12 AM CDT

RAINBOW DASH GOING FAST OVER WATER
 
RAINBOW DASH SPED LIKE A DICKING HURRICANE OVER WATER BECAUSE SHE WAS FAST AND LIKED GOING FAST BUT SHE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHANCE TO GO TOO FAST USUALLY BECAUSE OF ALL THE LIFE PROBLEMS AND STUFF. SO RAINBOW DASH WENT FAST OVER WATER BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT SHE LIKED TO DO AND ALSO SHE ENJOYED GOING ON 4CHAN'S /MLP/ TO SHITPOST ABOUT HERSELF AND SHE ALSO POSTED ON /MLP/'S MLPG BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO READ ABOUT HERSELF GOING FAST OVER WATER WHEN IT'S WRITTEN BY SOMEONE ELSE. SO RAINBOW DASH WENT FAST OVER WATER MAINLY BECAUSE SHE LIKED DREAMING AND PONDERING THE FRAGILITY OF LIFE AS SHE SPED OVER WATER, HAVING HER THOUGHTS SLIDE OFF IN TO THE DISTANCE AS SHE THINKS ABOUT WHY HER NECK IS IN SO MUCH PAIN ALL OF A SUDDEN AND WHY CAN'T SHE FEEL HER WINGS OR HER BODY OR WHY SHE CAN'T BREA