Fucksethtown: The Episodic Novel Of Epicossity

Once, there were two princesses.

 

A princess of light and a princess of nigger.

 

One raised the huge fucking ball of plasma on the skaia, the other shoved a celestial object the size of your mother up her metaphorical ass all the time. And thus, the day-night cycle got implemented.

 

One of the bitches decided to have both anal and vaginal sex with the planet and its moon at once. Forever. So she shoved both up herself at once, but her sister was all like "no" and shoved the Sun inside instead.

 

So she got sent to the Moon. While it was inside her. Pretty fuckin' weird, huh?

 

 

And then they fucked.

 

 

 

Anyways, once the huge bitch pulled herself out from her own ass, she became a huge slut that's somehow FUCKING INCREDIBLE at sucking dicks. Everyone called her Moonbutt, because she has an ass the size of a small moon. No kidding.

So, Moonbutt sucked dicks left and right, her sister just oggling her from afar, sucking her boyfriend's, Q's, dick instead. Both were quite good at cocksucking and buttfucking, but Moonbutt was the best. I would know it myself.

 

Moonbutt was apparently lesbian though, for some reason, but she kept sucking cock anyway. Nobody knew why, but you gotta go with what you got, so it don't matter to the inquisition.

 

Anyway, one day, the Seth came along after brutally gutting Hacksaw McG-I mean, leponyface, and viciously gestured at Moonbutt, for she was a whore unimaginable.

Seth then decided to use his burling frame of autism and crashing dreams to ass-ass-inate Moonbutt like he got that faggot jay eff kaeh. He kinda missed, though, and instead turned her bi for some dogfucking reason. I don't have to explain this shit, it's magic.

 

Moonbutt, at that very moment, decided to test out her new sexuality on Seth, right then and there.

Seth did not agree, however.

 

 

 

And thus, the most epic battle of EVER started.

--*-TO BE CONTINUED IN RIGHT ABOUT NEVER-*--