Equestria Daily Wars: The Sethisto Menace

A long time ago, in a village far, far away...

 

There was a boy. A completely ordinary, run-off-the-mill boy that particularly enjoyed playing with toy cars, pretending to fight with other boys and medieval battles with wooden swords and paper helmets.

One day, while he was rustling his jimmies, he heard a peculiar noise from inside a closet. Confused and courageous, he came up to the closet and quickly opened it.

A skeleton popped out and spooked the EVERLIVING ASSFUCK OUT OF THE BOY HOLY FUCK A SKELETON OH MY SHITAGGGGGASKJGBHSFN:B J"BSH

 

Anyways, he got spooked so hard he fell in a coma that lasted eleven years. Unbeknownst to him and everybody else, he had a bevy of in-active autistic conditions that came to life in his coma. He sat up and looked at the clock. 2010, it was. He knew just what to do.

 

With his newly-acquired autism and ripe age of 22, he fell and gibbered out of the bed, barrel-rolling around until he reached the doorway and escaped his terrible imprisonment. The next challenge awaited, however; A hallway.

 

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