Title:           Return Of the Thestralians Ch 2 /MLP/ [RGRE]
Author:          Scrapt0r
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First Edit:      Friday 9th of December 2016 09:06:28 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 3rd of January 2017 09:26:49 PM CDT

>30 minutes later
>after getting a shower and change of clothes you head back to Twilight's office
>Hopefully she's finished her shit fit
>kek
>opening the door to her office you see that everything has been cleaned up
>but that pout scrunchie when she notices you is adorable
>If only you had a camera
"So did you find out anything?"
>"I sent a letter to the princesses and they say they know nothing"
>great, just fuckin great cunt
>"but she did say that we should go on an expedition to this country to find out more information"
>"There could be new types of animals or plants or maybe there cou-
>by this point you have just tuned her out
>From what you have been told she gets like this when discovering new
>but due to the possible danger you might not be able to go
>White knighting cunts
>you'll have to reverse psychology the bitch
"so twiggles, can I go with?"
>She stops her rambling and adopts a thoughtful face
>"I don't know Anon, it could be dangerous and I'd hate to see a colt get hurt"
>hope this works
>"but TWHYlight wouldn't I be safer under your watch full eye"
>...
>...
>"hmm"
>"Well I guess your right"
>Success
"Right ill go pack my shit then"
>you leave the room before another word could be said
>off to your room to pack your shit
 
>laterspongebobtimecard.jpg
>twilight had notified all of her friends about the expedition
>they all wanted you to sit down in their pony chairs
>there was some shit about being gentelmarely enough to let a colt sit down
>despite the fact that you wouldn't fit
>you tried before
>made a massive crack in twilight's chair
>Crystal Shitcastle repaired it in a few minutes
>fucking Magic
>all you were hearing now was white noise
>Twiggles was once again rambling on about the types to ancient and undiscovered shit she would find
>Rainbow was boasting about how she would be famous for discovering a new land
>Appulhorse was well.. apples
>Rararar was going on about fassion and something to do with nature
>pinkie was as usual being pinkie
>fultterbutt was to quiet to hear over all the chatter
>She really needs to stop licking cow teats in the middle of the night
>I mean she has her own for fucks sake
>lick them instead
>It was easier to zone out everything really
>well obviously that couldn't last with these shit cunts
>Never does
>"Is Anon going as well twilight?"
>everyone looks at you
>including Twilight
>you bet if the castle had eyes it would be looking at you
>...
>somehow
>"uhh. yes he is Rainbow"
>"But shouldn't he. you know. stay here..?"
>"I Have to agree Darling, it could be dangerous
>Fuck you too Rarity
>i can take care of myself
>"well I thought it would be safer for Anon if we all watched over him"
>"Ah suppose that be alright then Twi"
>She managed to convince AJ of all pony's.
>Ripping out a piece of paper out of your notebook you begin to wright on it
>everyone else did a chorus of hurrays and rushed out the door
>you assume to go and get packed
>with the exception of pinkie and rainbow
>straight out the window
>doesn't she know that its a 6 story drop?
>bah who cares, if the pink cunt gets hurt it was her own fault
>kek
>pink cunt
>twiggles turns to you
>"Anon, meet us at the train station in an hour"
>as she's about to teleport out you hand her the piece of paper and start to walk towards the door
>it takes her a few seconds
>"ANON!"
>you turn to see her reaction
>wings fully extended, Face flushed red and a mouth hung open it could catch flies
>kektacular
"see ya later twiggles"
 
>on the paper it read:
>One dicking from Anonymous the Human
>Redeem at any time
>Signed: Anon
 
>You went to your room and picked up your bags
>since you pre packed beforehand you were out of the castle quickly
>faster than a taxi driver needing to get to a D E S I G N A T E D Shitting Street
>kek
>It would be funny to see what they would do if they actually got a space program
>humanimagination.webm
 
>be pajeet
>2021
>India finally has a space program
>and you have just landed on the moon
>be the first indian on the moon
>so proud
>suddenly feel the need to shit
>nearest Designated shitting street is to far away
>you are smart though
>quickly with your feet you draw 2 lines about 3 meters away from each other
>achievement of being the first Indian to shit on the moon imminent
 
>be Rajesh
>co pilot to Pajeet on shitbox 1
>2nd Indian to land on the moon
>you see pajeet about to squat on what looks like a improvised street
>oshit.jpg
>An explosion of poo, blood and bone happens
>shit everywere
>all over the space craft
>in you shock you get back in and launch off back to earth
>the poo stains would not come off even in re entery
>after landing back in the ocean you briefed your government about what happened
>he was swarn to secrecy
 
>be Paul Jackson
>working at the ASIO
>the NSA guys let you watch the live feed from the seppos spy satellites of the landing of poo in loos on the moon
>see pajeet get out and draw too lines
>you knew were this was going
"DESIGNATED"
>an explosion of poo
>An unrivaled amount of keks was had by your co workers
>obtain a copy of video
>post directly to youtube
> 60 million views+
>india was never the same
>AbsoloutlyDesignated.png
 
>be Anon
>Imagination over
>60 million keks
>As your Imagination ended you bumped into someone
>they landed right on their Phat ass
>It was Bon Bon
>"watch were your going Anon"
>And of course lyra was with her
>and they both had improvised harness on that have some hooks attached to the side of them
>probably for hanging shit there
>like bags of food
>or other things
>"haya Fingers
"Sup lyra"
>"Not much, you coming over this friday?"
"cant actually, going on an expedition with twilight. Might be gone for a while"
>Bonnie pouted
>Adorable
>"Your a butt, Anon"
"and I love your butt too Bon Bon"
>she's adorable when she gets mad
>lyra's eating everything up with a smirk on her face
"so. hows my two favorite mares doing?"
>bon bon's face gets a tinge of red while lyra continues to smirk
>you swear that mare will let you fuck her in public at any time
>no shame
>you would probably do it as a matter of fact
>"just getting some food anon, wanna come with"
>you have enough time
"why not I have an 45 minutes. Need some food for the ride too"
>even if you did twilight would all probably never let you go hungry
>she would starve before she would let you go hungry
>probably some elaborate ruse to milk protein out of you
>she would probably use the excuse of protein being essential to a mares diet
>you just hope she has not eaten that coupon you gave her
>then again you totally would shove images pony goatse down her throat while shes sleeping
>pony goatse is probably pinkie pie
>probably
>eternaldisgust.gif
>pony goatsie?
>poatsie?
>who cares now
>time for food
 
>35 minutes later
 
>you went around the markets buying all sorts of food as well as beer
>tfw no Vegemite
>life is cruel
>you don't have a job in pony land
>but twiggles gave you a small allowance of 10 bits a week
>seems a bit cunty of you since your mooching off her
>not that your complaining, that and she wouldn't take no for an answer
>there's just really nothing to do
>staring at a shiny wall for 4 hours straight was starting to get stale
>so you tried to get /fit/ by doing exercises everyday.
>you were improving
>you could probably carry celestia and luna at the same time now
>twiggles doesn't weigh that much and celestia as slender as she is probably is not far off
>still does not solve your Vegemite problem
>It would probably be banned in pony land too because salt
>these little wankers get drunk off that shit
>salty alcohol would probably kill a pony because liver failure
>should try it on Luna
>apparently she and Celestia can't get drunk
>bullshit you say, you will prove them all wrong
>"how long till you gotta go Anon?"
"5 minutes or so, probs better go now or i might miss it"
>you knelled down and hugged them both with each arm around there necks
>Lyra and bonnie hug back
>you lean over to bon bons fluffy ear and whisper
"when I get back your ass is mine"
>she blushes up a storm
"same for you lyra"
>Mint pone does that cute 'eeee' thing and dances on the spot
>You let them go and stand back up and grab the carton of piss
"see ya later, mates"
>"Bye anon"
>you go your separate ways