- >be anon
- >live in downtown Charleston
- >dead end job
- >live with bro
- >bro is pretty cool
- >just out of luck
- >you're out for the night
- >you usually go out
- >to the store, etc.
- >you're walking home from the grocer
- >purchased milk
- >just milk
- >your bro forgot milk again
- >you should really write him a list when he goes to the store
- >it's dark
- >it's raining as well
- Ah, shit.
- >you didn't even bring an umbrella
- >you're soaking wet
- >you see a box on the side of the street
- >oh
- >oh, no
- >not this shit
- >when you pass by a box like this you try not to see it
- >you don't even look at it
- >you fucking hate it when people do shit like this
- >and in the goddamn rain
- >on the side of the box it says 'free'
- >not even 'to a good home'
- >just 'free'
- >absolutely disgusting.png
- >it's not even like you can do anything about it
- >although you probably could care a little more
- >shit
- >great now you feel bad
- >although to be entirely honest, you fucking sould, you asshole
- >you've never done anything for them
- >out of pity you cross the street
- >you look down into the box
- >it's small, pink
- >a cute, light shade
- >it looks malnourished
- >you try not to think about what it had done to get tossed out to the street like this
- >it's crying a little, but it's small little eyes are closed
- >you can see the poor thing shivering
- >time to do something fucking retarded
- >it's too damn late at night to be making these decisions
- >but fuck that
- >you look at the thing's small, pink form
- >and pick it up
- >your bro isn't going to like this
- >but fuck him
- >fuck everyone
- >you're going to fucking take care of this pony or something
- >you're walking down the street
- >shit
- >you realise that this is a really bad idea
- >but oh fucking well
- >it's too late now
- >you're talking the filly home
- >her hooves hang limply from your shoulders
- >you're not sure whether this is from exhaustion or malnutrition or-
- >shit
- >you don' know how to take care of a pony
- >what have you fucking done anon
- >dear god why
- >you feel so god damn bad for this pony
- >she's fucking freezing
- >fuck
- >even through the pounding rain she's sapping the heat from you
- >it's making you shiver too
- >but you don't give a fuck
- >you quicken your pace
- >shit
- >what if she needs medical attention
- >you're getting antsy at the thought
- >you still have about ten minutes on foot before you reach your house
- >all of the thoughts running through your head right now
- >fucking all of them
- >by the time you get to your apartment building you've broken out into a run
- >you're crying
- >anon what have you done to yourself
- >shit
- >run up the stairs
- >you're dripping wet
- >shit
- >you fucking slip
- >land face first
- >it doesn't hurt too bad actually
- >you bit down on your lip though
- >you're soaking wet and bleeding from the mouth
- >you're holding a soaking wet pony
- >you're crying
- >to think you're the one who normally has a stoic composure amongst your friends
- >you trudge up he rest of the steps
- >you bang on the fucking door
- >god damn it bro get the fuck up
- >you're about to bang again when he opens the door
- "What the fuck?"
- >you push past him
- "Anon, what the fuck is that?"
- >you collapse on the couch, with her in your arms still
- "Where's the milk?"
- >you're breathing heavy
- >you can't answer him right away
- >he waits patiently
- >you calm down
- "Anon, why are you bleeding?"
- 'i tripped'
- "Are you okay?"
- 'uh... yeah, fine'
- >you take the time to examine her more closely
- >she's still sleeping
- >her fur is matted and dirty
- >you sit there for a long time, like that
- >shit, anon
- "What did you do, bro?"
- >you don't even know what you've done
- >could be something wrong with her
- >shit
- "You do realise we know positively shit about ponies, right?"
- >right
- >but
- >aw, fuck
- 'bro, man'
- 'i couldn't just leave her'
- >your bro sits back down
- "I know, man."
- >you sit with your bro for a while
- >holding the filly in your arms
- >you think about how old she could be
- >not very, by the looks of how small she is
- >but,
- >then again.
- >you don't even know anything about ponies
- >so it could be fairly old
- >but you doubt it
- >bro reaches over to ruffle her hair
- >like he used to do to you
- >back when you lived with your parents
- >ah, shit
- >bro likes the little fucker
- >and then she wakes up
- >your brother woke her up
- >fuck
- >she looks around wildly
- >she's scared, you can tell
- >but somehow
- >more confused than scared
- >she begins to cry
- >nonono
- >shit that is the worst noise
- >shhh
- >shhhhhhh
- >you shush her
- >and
- >you don't know what to do
- >uh
- >you begin to rock her
- >like an eighties hair metal band
- >but gently
- >when she calms down again your brother speaks
- "Yo man we should probably clean her up."
- >you nod in agreement
- >she turns her head to the sound
- >you press her against your chest as you get up to follow your brother back into the bathroom
- >she's clinging tightly to you
- >you walk into the bathroom, with her close to you
- >you attempt to hand her over to your bro
- >it doesn't work
- >she begins to cry as soon as you attempt to pry her off
- >nonono
- >oh shit
- >bro time
- >quick thinking
- >he blows a raspberry at her
- >this confuses the pink
- >to the point where she doesn't object to him taking her and placing her in the bathtub
- >and furthermore begins to run hot water
- >bath time for pink
- >when the warm water hits her she flails about briefly
- >and then realizes this feels good
- >she settles down
- >you put just enough water in the tub to get her clean
- >and then soap
- >at first she doesn't like sop
- >maybe that's because you accidentally splashed some in her mouth
- >soap tastes horrible
- >but at the same time the almost-massage must feel good
- >especially after sitting in a box in the rain for who knows how damn long
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