Title:           [spoiler]sup nerds. going to try and finish this pinkamena cyoa i started a fuck
Author:          Scaredanon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/4C79ubr3
First Edit:      Saturday 14th of June 2014 03:06:35 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 14th of June 2014 03:06:35 AM CDT

[spoiler]sup nerds. going to try and finish this pinkamena cyoa i started a fucking year ago. i could turn it into a greentext if no one's interested. [/spoiler]
 
>be anon
>be between homes currently
>leaving friends, close family, etc.
>be underageb&
>new school isn't shit, surprisingly
>you signed up for the fucking worst classes for your last year in the academic circlejerk
>you regret this decision instantly
>you open your autistic sperglord diary
>you adress your journal as "princess celestia" because, again, underageb&
"Dear Princess Celestia;
Today, I was a fucking moron and signed up for basket weaving 101, amongst other things. Please send help,
Anon."
>absolutely disgusting.jpg
>you try to be as stupid as possible when writing in your diary for "ironic purposes".
>or maybe it's because you're a faggot.
>in any case, faggot or no, you decide to stop waiting in the fucking parking lot of your new damn school and get out of your damn car