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>You awoke with spitting headache
>Your vision was blurry, and your ears were ringing like an analog alarm clock.
>"What the fuck happened last night? I only had like 3 fucking beers!"
>Your ears start to adjust and you hear voices.
>Your vision starts to clear and you see six multicolored blobs.
>Your eyes fully recover and you see six...Horses.
"Hello my name is Twili..."
>"Get the fuck away from me!"
>You back away and curl up in the corner.
"I'm sorry, did I scare you?"
>"Get the fuck away you abominations, you shouldn't fucking exist!"
>You are praying that someone just spiked your weed or booze with LSD.
"Hey! Who are you calling abominations?"
"Easy there Rainbow! He's just spooked, Ah reken he ain't seen ponies before."
>You peek up from behind your arms and see the Yellow one with pink hair approaching you.
>You curl up in the fetal position.
"Poor thing, There there I'm not going to hurt you."
>You're scared shitless
>You wanna go home.
>You wanna get the fuck out of this room with these talking horses.
>"What the fuck are you?"
"That's it!"
>The blue one flies at you and in less than a second you're hit in the face with a hoof.
>She starts punching and kicking you.
>You block a couple and regain your composer.
>You punch her in the gut and she falls to the floor.
>You pick her up and throw her across the room into a wall.
>You run over to deliver the cuope de grace in the form of a strong kick to the rib cage.
>"A good kick in the ribs oughta do it."
>Rope around your neck outta fucking nowhere.
>you gasp for air and are yanked to the ground.
>The orange one jumps on you and starts stomping you in the nuts, hard!
>"Get the fuck of of me!"
>You knee her of of you and start kicking her.
"Take this you brute!"
>The white one's horn (which you didn't notice before) lights up blue.
>"What the flying fuck?"
>A blue bolt of energy hits you square in the chest and burns through your shirt.
>"AH FUCK!"
>"TAKE THIS YOU FUCKING CUNT!"
>you pick up the barely awake orange one and heave at the white one and hit her square in the face.
>She goes down like a chubby chick at a frat party."
"ENOUGH!!!"
>The purple ones horn lights up and you, the orange, blue, and white pony are held up in the air in some weird purple aurora.
"ENOUGH!"
"WE WON'T GET OUT OF HERE BY FIGHTING!"
"YEAH YOU FUCKING APE!"
>"HEY, FUCK YOU RAINBOW BITCH!"
*SLAM*
>You're both thrown into opposite walls and fall to the floor hard.
>"AHHH, FUCK YOU!
>She levitates you again.
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>"I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU ALLHHAAAAAAA JESUS FUCKTITIES!!!!!!"
>It fells like your balls are caught in a goddamn vice grip
"I SWEAR ON CLELESTIA'S FLANK, I WILL FUCKING RIP THEM OFF!!!"
"NOW CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"
>She puts you down.
>You collapse on on the floor and hold your nuts.
>The blue one looks like she's ready to attack you again.
"Rainbow Dash don't you fucking dare!"
>She grunts and sits down.
>Now that you're calm you can hear the yellow one crying, barely because the pink one is screaming her damn head off like an infant.
>'Jesus Christ I'm going to fucking die in here with these pony things.'
>You curl up and start rocking back and forth.
3 hours
>You get up and tart frantically searching for a way out
>"C'mon1 If there's a way in there's a way out!"
>The purple one is just pacing back and forth, thinikng about shit.
>The blue one is flying and tapping on the ceiling.
7 hours
"Hey let's play a game"
"Hm, how about EYE SPY!"
>"Hey, dumbass, we're in an empty room."
>Her hair goes flat and she starts tearing up.
>Oh Jesus Christ.jpeg
"Oh great now look at what you've done!"
>You point your finger at the blue one and clench your teeth.
>"Shut the fuck up."
>The pink one starts wailing agian.
>"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUCCCKKKKKKK!"
>You start hitting the wall until your hand hurts.
>You fall to your knees and put you hands over your ears.
>"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DON'T WANNA FUCKING DIE IN THIS GODDAMN ROOOM!"
"Well being an uncivilized ruffian won't help either.
>"Fuck you, and your accent!"
"Fuck you ape!"
>"You wanna see ape, bitch?"
>You smile like madman while nodding
>You pull down you pant's and put your hand below your anus.
"What are you doing."
>"HHHNNNGGGGG"
>You shit in you hand.
"Wait wha.."
*FUCKIN' SPLAT*
>You throw a large Cleveland steamer right at her face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>you're laughing like a fucking maniac while she runs with shit on her face, screaming and trying to get the shit off of her face.
>She runs RIGHT into the fucking wall and slumps over and you though you couldn't laugh any harder.
>She gets up and magically wipes her face but she still has some on her face
"That was not FUCKING FUNNY!"
>"You're right that was fucking hilarious."
"I'll destroy you!"
>In a Tuco Salamanca-esqu tone you scream "BRING IT BITCH!" and spread your arms.
>Before you know it you're both in the air being shaken like infant step children.
"STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!"
"He threw feces at me!"
>"Cause you were being a bitch!"
"I will fucking snap both of your necks!"
>You both shut the fuck up and the purple one sets you both down, but on opposite sides of the room
"Twilight he threw SHIT at me!"
"Shut up Rarity, I'm trying to think."
>The pink one is jumping around.
>"What the fuck are you jumping around for? We're trapped in this goddamn room!"
"I'm just having fun, you should try it grumpy pants."
>"Hey, wanna play a game?"
"Yes!'
>She hops over to you.
>You quickly remove your pants and get on top of her and start thrusting into her.
"Help!"
"TWILIGHT HALP!"
>"Shut the fuck up!"
"Get off of her!"
>You are lifted up into the air but you're not letting go
>You are still trusting.
"LET GO OF HER DAMMIT!"
>She keeps trying to separate you but it isn't working.
>"Fucking take you pink bitch.
>The orange one tries to assist the purple one by lassoing you're midsection.
>But by god you aren't letting go.
"Please stop it!"
>"NO"
>She grits her teeth and continues to struggle in mid air.
>"Almost finished."
>"UUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!"
>You finished up inside of the pink pony and let go.
>She was set down gently
>You, on the other hand, were thrown full force into a wall with your dick hanging out.
>"Ahh fuck that hurt!"
"You fucking raped her you piece of shit!"
>"Your fucking next you rainbow bitch!"
>You are picked up and slammed into the wall and the floor several times.
>You notice the purple one's horn is starting to smoke, and she seems exhausted
>You charge at her and kick her right in the fucking chin.
>She does a backflip right into a wall you see a couple of teeth fly out.
>With out giving her time to recover you jump on her and grab her neck.
>"You wanna rip off my nuts huh?
*WAM!"
>THINK YOU'RE TOUGH SHIT WITH THAT TELEKINESIS!?"
*POW!*
>You begin relentless beating her face in.
>After about 30 seconds the orange and rainbow ponies are attacking you again and another brawl happens.
>The white one joins in while the pink and yellow ones sit in the corner crying.
>After about 5 minutes the fight stops.
>You have a broken nose and an black eye.
>The rainbow pony is limping and has 2 black eyes and a broken nose, and might have busted ribs.
>The white one has the same except her right foreleg might be busted.
>The Orange one has blood coming out of her mouth and has 2 black eyes.
>The purple pony is just laying there.
>You notice how hungry and thirsty you are.
>You look over at the purple one.
>She's still breathing.
>You think about you're options.
>You know you would have to fight off the other ponies, but you don't have much left in you.
>But you probably won't get any better with out nourishment.
>'when ever their asleep.'
And fuck it I'll pick up tomorrow1 See you then.

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>You awoke with spitting headache
>Your vision was blurry, and your ears were ringing like an analog alarm clock.
>"What the fuck happened last night? I only had like 3 fucking beers!"
>Your ears start to adjust and you hear voices.
>Your vision starts to clear and you see six multicolored blobs.
>Your eyes fully recover and you see six...Horses.
"Hello my name is Twili..."
>"Get the fuck away from me!"
>You back away and curl up in the corner.

"I'm sorry, did I scare you?"
>"Get the fuck away you abominations, you shouldn't fucking exist!"
>You are praying that someone just spiked your weed or booze with LSD.
"Hey! Who are you calling abominations?"
"Easy there Rainbow! He's just spooked, Ah reken he ain't seen ponies before."
>You peek up from behind your arms and see the Yellow one with pink hair approaching you.
>You curl up in the fetal position.
"Poor thing, There there I'm not going to hurt you."
>You're scared shitless
>You wanna go home.
>You wanna get the fuck out of this room with these talking horses.
>"What the fuck are you?"

"That's it!"
>The blue one flies at you and in less than a second you're hit in the face with a hoof.
>She starts punching and kicking you.
>You block a couple and regain your composer.
>You punch her in the gut and she falls to the floor.
>You pick her up and throw her across the room into a wall.
>You run over to deliver the cuope de grace in the form of a strong kick to the rib cage.
>"A good kick in the ribs oughta do it."
>Rope around your neck outta fucking nowhere.
>you gasp for air and are yanked to the ground.
>The orange one jumps on you and starts stomping you in the nuts, hard!
>"Get the fuck of of me!"
>You knee her of of you and start kicking her.
"Take this you brute!"
>The white one's horn (which you didn't notice before) lights up blue.
>"What the flying fuck?"
>A blue bolt of energy hits you square in the chest and burns through your shirt.
>"AH FUCK!"
>"TAKE THIS YOU FUCKING CUNT!"
>you pick up the barely awake orange one and heave at the white one and hit her square in the face.
>She goes down like a chubby chick at a frat party."
"ENOUGH!!!"
>The purple ones horn lights up and you, the orange, blue, and white pony are held up in the air in some weird purple aurora.

"ENOUGH!"
"WE WON'T GET OUT OF HERE BY FIGHTING!"
"YEAH YOU FUCKING APE!"
>"HEY, FUCK YOU RAINBOW BITCH!"
*SLAM*
>You're both thrown into opposite walls and fall to the floor hard.
>"AHHH, FUCK YOU!
>She levitates you again.
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>"I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU ALLHHAAAAAAA JESUS FUCKTITIES!!!!!!"
>It fells like your balls are caught in a goddamn vice grip
"I SWEAR ON CLELESTIA'S FLANK, I WILL FUCKING RIP THEM OFF!!!"
"NOW CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"
>She puts you down.
>You collapse on on the floor and hold your nuts.
>The blue one looks like she's ready to attack you again.
"Rainbow Dash don't you fucking dare!"
>She grunts and sits down.
>Now that you're calm you can hear the yellow one crying, barely because the pink one is screaming her damn head off like an infant.
>'Jesus Christ I'm going to fucking die in here with these pony things.'
>You curl up and start rocking back and forth.

3 hours
>You get up and tart frantically searching for a way out
>"C'mon1 If there's a way in there's a way out!"
>The purple one is just pacing back and forth, thinikng about shit.
>The blue one is flying and tapping on the ceiling.
7 hours
"Hey let's play a game"
"Hm, how about EYE SPY!"
>"Hey, dumbass, we're in an empty room."
>Her hair goes flat and she starts tearing up.
>Oh Jesus Christ.jpeg
"Oh great now look at what you've done!"
>You point your finger at the blue one and clench your teeth.
>"Shut the fuck up."
>The pink one starts wailing agian.
>"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUCCCKKKKKKK!"
>You start hitting the wall until your hand hurts.
>You fall to your knees and put you hands over your ears.
>"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DON'T WANNA FUCKING DIE IN THIS GODDAMN ROOOM!"
"Well being an uncivilized ruffian won't help either.
>"Fuck you, and your accent!"

"Fuck you ape!"
>"You wanna see ape, bitch?"
>You smile like madman while nodding
>You pull down you pant's and put your hand below your anus.
"What are you doing."
>"HHHNNNGGGGG"
>You shit in you hand.
"Wait wha.."
*FUCKIN' SPLAT*
>You throw a large Cleveland steamer right at her face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>you're laughing like a fucking maniac while she runs with shit on her face, screaming and trying to get the shit off of her face.
>She runs RIGHT into the fucking wall and slumps over and you though you couldn't laugh any harder.
>She gets up and magically wipes her face but she still has some on her face
"That was not FUCKING FUNNY!"
>"You're right that was fucking hilarious."

"I'll destroy you!"
>In a Tuco Salamanca-esqu tone you scream "BRING IT BITCH!" and spread your arms.
>Before you know it you're both in the air being shaken like infant step children.
"STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!"
"He threw feces at me!"
>"Cause you were being a bitch!"
"I will fucking snap both of your necks!"
>You both shut the fuck up and the purple one sets you both down, but on opposite sides of the room
"Twilight he threw SHIT at me!"
"Shut up Rarity, I'm trying to think."
>The pink one is jumping around.
>"What the fuck are you jumping around for? We're trapped in this goddamn room!"
"I'm just having fun, you should try it grumpy pants."
>"Hey, wanna play a game?"
"Yes!'
>She hops over to you.
>You quickly remove your pants and get on top of her and start thrusting into her.
"Help!"

"TWILIGHT HALP!"
>"Shut the fuck up!"
"Get off of her!"
>You are lifted up into the air but you're not letting go
>You are still trusting.
"LET GO OF HER DAMMIT!"
>She keeps trying to separate you but it isn't working.
>"Fucking take you pink bitch.
>The orange one tries to assist the purple one by lassoing you're midsection.
>But by god you aren't letting go.
"Please stop it!"
>"NO"
>She grits her teeth and continues to struggle in mid air.
>"Almost finished."
>"UUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!"
>You finished up inside of the pink pony and let go.
>She was set down gently 
>You, on the other hand, were thrown full force into a wall with your dick hanging out.

>"Ahh fuck that hurt!"
"You fucking raped her you piece of shit!"
>"Your fucking next you rainbow bitch!"
>You are picked up and slammed into the wall and the floor several times.
>You notice the purple one's horn is starting to smoke, and she seems exhausted
>You charge at her and kick her right in the fucking chin.
>She does a backflip right into a wall you see a couple of teeth fly out.
>With out giving her time to recover you jump on her and grab her neck.
>"You wanna rip off my nuts huh?
*WAM!"
>THINK YOU'RE TOUGH SHIT WITH THAT TELEKINESIS!?"
*POW!*
>You begin relentless beating her face in.
>After about 30 seconds the orange and rainbow ponies are attacking you again and another brawl happens.
>The white one joins in while the pink and yellow ones sit in the corner crying.

>After about 5 minutes the fight stops.
>You have a broken nose and an black eye.
>The rainbow pony is limping and has 2 black eyes and a broken nose, and might have busted ribs.
>The white one has the same except her right foreleg might be busted.
>The Orange one has blood coming out of her mouth and has 2 black eyes.
>The purple pony is just laying there.
>You notice how hungry and thirsty you are.
>You look over at the purple one.
>She's still breathing.
>You think about you're options.
>You know you would have to fight off the other ponies, but you don't have much left in you.
>But you probably won't get any better with out nourishment.
>'when ever their asleep.'

And fuck it I'll pick up tomorrow1 See you then.

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