Title:           Dream
Author:          Sargon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/mY1yN88k
First Edit:      Friday 18th of October 2013 07:51:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 18th of October 2013 07:51:00 PM CDT

>Be me
>Be back in highschool
>Be in bathroom
>For some reason I get into a fight with some kid who I have no memory of
>I smash his head off of the urinal and he dies
>Guy pissing the other urinal just says "Dude what the fuck, these shoes were $150!" and walks out
>Walk out of the bathroom and go outside
>Girl's soccer game is going one
>Lel who the fuck watches those anyway?
>Older girl I like is on the team though
>Watch the game with my right hand nigga
>After game talk to girl without dropping spaghetti
>She said to meet her at a certain park the day after tomorrow
>Next day in dream
>Go shopping
>Weird ass store that doesn't exist irl
>The layout is weird as fuck, can't describe it
>Buy nothing but soda
>Go back to house
>Go to bed
>There's a coy pond in my room
>Wtf.jpg
>Next day I set for that park
>On way there
>Park is atop a big ass hill
>Start to go up the hill
>I'm get attacked by goblins
>Pull out stone age warhammer
>Kill a few of them
>Keep running up hill
>Jump onto random stone cylinder sticking up from the ground
>Goblins surround me
>Jump down and kill them all
>Keep going up the hill
>Find berry bushes
>Eat berries to replenish my energy
>Keep going
>Make it to the park
>Check watch
>I'm a half hour early
>Have to shit
>Find one of those restroom building things
>This fucking thing is the size of a mansion
>There is a fuckload of different toilets
>There's a condom machine too like pic related
>Buy one
>It's another non-existent brand
>Logo has a "9" and"Q" linked together
>Background is water with electricity going through it
>Also has a coat of arms in the corner
>Decide which toilet to shit in
>The sauna one
>Get in
>It shuts
>Take relaxing shit
>Try to get out
>Won't open
>I'M STUCK
>Extended version of the Low Winter Sun theme song play as I suffocate on steam in a sauna toilet in a park restroom
>Wake up in cold sweat
What does this mean?