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By: Sargon on Oct 18th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.91 KB  |  hits: 51  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be me
  2. >Be back in highschool
  3. >Be in bathroom
  4. >For some reason I get into a fight with some kid who I have no memory of
  5. >I smash his head off of the urinal and he dies
  6. >Guy pissing the other urinal just says "Dude what the fuck, these shoes were $150!" and walks out
  7. >Walk out of the bathroom and go outside
  8. >Girl's soccer game is going one
  9. >Lel who the fuck watches those anyway?
  10. >Older girl I like is on the team though
  11. >Watch the game with my right hand nigga
  12. >After game talk to girl without dropping spaghetti
  13. >She said to meet her at a certain park the day after tomorrow
  14. >Next day in dream
  15. >Go shopping
  16. >Weird ass store that doesn't exist irl
  17. >The layout is weird as fuck, can't describe it
  18. >Buy nothing but soda
  19. >Go back to house
  20. >Go to bed
  21. >There's a coy pond in my room
  22. >Wtf.jpg
  23. >Next day I set for that park
  24. >On way there
  25. >Park is atop a big ass hill
  26. >Start to go up the hill
  27. >I'm get attacked by goblins
  28. >Pull out stone age warhammer
  29. >Kill a few of them
  30. >Keep running up hill
  31. >Jump onto random stone cylinder sticking up from the ground
  32. >Goblins surround me
  33. >Jump down and kill them all
  34. >Keep going up the hill
  35. >Find berry bushes
  36. >Eat berries to replenish my energy
  37. >Keep going
  38. >Make it to the park
  39. >Check watch
  40. >I'm a half hour early
  41. >Have to shit
  42. >Find one of those restroom building things
  43. >This fucking thing is the size of a mansion
  44. >There is a fuckload of different toilets
  45. >There's a condom machine too like pic related
  46. >Buy one
  47. >It's another non-existent brand
  48. >Logo has a "9" and"Q" linked together
  49. >Background is water with electricity going through it
  50. >Also has a coat of arms in the corner
  51. >Decide which toilet to shit in
  52. >The sauna one
  53. >Get in
  54. >It shuts
  55. >Take relaxing shit
  56. >Try to get out
  57. >Won't open
  58. >I'M STUCK
  59. >Extended version of the Low Winter Sun theme song play as I suffocate on steam in a sauna toilet in a park restroom
  60. >Wake up in cold sweat
  61. What does this mean?
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