Assassin bug

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>You are Anonymous.
>You have been living among the changelings for years now.
>You are easily the best soldier in Chrysalis's army
>Although the Changeling army is stronger than ever Chrysalis still doesn't want to attack Equestria while the elements of harmony are still alive.
>That's were you come in
>Your mission is to go to Equestria and pose as an immigrant.
>Then take out the elements of harmony.
>You have just arrived in Ponyville.
>You need to seem harmless
>You must fool the citizens of this place.
>You must get a job
>Right now you have a small studio apartment as a temporary residence.
>Who will you take out first>
>You decide to take out Rarity first.
>Easier said than done.
>You can't be seen with the target before execution
>You can't leave any evidence behind that links it to you.
>Best thing to do is frame someone else.
>Planting someone's hair in the boutique could work.
>But who would make a good scape goat?
>You stalk spike in the middle of the night>
>"Poor bastard is probably being forced to run errands at 1 AM."
>He makes a turn into a dark alley so he can get home faster.
>You charge and kick him into a pile of trash.
>You then grab him and slit his throat to make it look like he killed himself.
>You Put gauze over the wound so blood doesn't drip.
>All I have to do is swing by Rarities, kill her and drop off the corpse and everyone will think murder-suicide.
>You arrive at rarities with the corpse in a trash bag.
>Shopping bags on your feet to prevent foot prints.
>No gloves since a society of horses doesn't have fingerprint testing.
>You decide smothering is the best option.
>Quiet.
>Stealthy
>But when it comes to crimes of passion the deaths aren't usually gentle.
>But it will work.
>You lockpick the door.
>You sneak up the stairs to find a sleeping Rarity.
>You gab a pillow and hold it down over her face.
>She puts up a futile struggle against your human strength.
>She eventually goes limp.
>You place Spikes corpse,the knife, and lockpicks on the bed.
>You position Spikes corpse against Rarity as if they were spooning to make it more convincing.
>You go back to your apartment.
>You wake up the next morning
>You turn on the radio to see if the news has gotten out.
"Breaking News! Local fashonista Rarity and young dragon Spike found dead in the boutique.Rarity was smothered and Spike appeared to have slit his own throat Most suspect a murder suicide but some investigators argue that the baby dragon wouldn't have the strength to smother her. Twilight Sparkle Has refused to make any comments.
>"Fuck! How could I have been so stupid?
>You take a swig of whiskey and sit on the cheap, old, piece of shit couch for a minute.
>"I need to lay low for a while before neutralizing my next target.
>You walk around town.
>"If I lose the apartment I'm fucked"
>You notice a help wanted sing on the library door.
>"Two birds with 1 stone"
(BTW Twilight is a princess since this is after season 3.)
>You apply for the job and get it
>You work there and pay your rent and other shit.
>The topic of the death of Spike and Rarity is brought up somehow.
"I don't know how spike could do something like that!"
>She is crying heavily.
>"I don't know either, he seemed so nice."
"And Rarity! Sure she was a bitch sometimes but sweet Celestia why?"
>Hey. You have me right?"
"Oh Anon."
>She hugs you and sobs into your toned chest.
>You need to kill her
>Making it look like a suicide would work since she's depressed.
>This will be tricky since she's a princess and there are Royal Guards always hanging about.
>You decide to seduce her
>Being on a princesses good side never hurts.
>You wait until she is in heat.
>You hear her using a masturbation spell.
"Mph, ohh sweet Celestia! Ahhh!"
>You "accidentally" walk in after conveniently taking a shower
"ANNON!"
>She pulls a blanket over herself.
>"Oh sorry I just wanted to let you know we need more soap"
>You notice her studying your half naked body.
>She is totally eye fucking you.
>Her eyes scanning over your chiseled torso, then resting on your cool eyes.
"Come here."
>She says that in a hasty tone.
>She wants the dick.
>You play dumb "What?" you ask in a confused tone with your eye brows raised.
"Just come here."
>She magically undoes your towel then pull you close to the edge of the bed.
>She wraps her forelegs around you waist and begins preforming fellatio.
>She viciously sucks your huge cock like it's the last a bottle of water in the world and she is trapped in the desert.
>She uses her tongue to stimulate your frenulum while doing so.
>After about 5 minutes of godly cock sucking she releases your cock.
>At this point it's beating like a second heart.
>She turns her body around and spreads her wings.
"Fuck me Anon! For the love of Celestia, give me that huge monkey dick!"
>You do as she says.
>You grab her wings and start thrusting animalistically.
>"Yeah you like that monkey dick huh? You purple whore"
>Her vagina is very tight do to not a being very sexually active pony who is more concerned with study.
>By this point the legs of the bed have faltered before your powerful thrusting.
>Each euphoric thrust brings you closer to nirvana.
>"I'm going to jizz!"
"Come inside me you filthy ape!"
"Cum inside your filthy purple librarian princess whore!"
>You roar like a tyrannosaurus and release about a pint of baby batter into Twilight's tight purple cunt.
>You go downstairs.
>Two guards are there.
>One is wearing an expression not unlike that of a child who walked in on his parents bumping uglies.
>The other has a slight smile and is bobbing his head
"Mah zigga"
>You wink at him then walk out side.
>"What to do about Fluttershy?"
>You sneak into Fluttershy's and kidnap angel bunny.
>You grab the little shit by the ears
>With a quick flick of the wrist his neck snaps like a toothpick.
>You place his body at the edge of the woods.
>Fluttershy comes home.
>Come quick Angel bunny is hurt!"
>You take off towards the woods and she quickly catches up to you and flies ahead of you.
>When you arrive you find her standing over him crying.
>"Will he be alright!?'
"*Sob* He's dead!"
>You bend over and hug her and start petting her mane.
>Shh it's okay, you can get a new rabbit.
>Well except you're going to die too whorse."
"What!"
>You quickly snap her neck.
>Necksnap because less bloods = less evidence.
>You decide to dump her body deeper in the Everfree
>The carnivores will get her.
3 days later
>You decide to go for Rainbow Dash next.
>You see her land in a field \.
>You approach her and complement her flying
>"Damn I didn't think any living creature could go that fast!"
"Yeah I know I'm awesome."
>"awesome is quite an inadequate verb to describe that."
>Her eyes widen and she stumbles back and blushes.
"Wow thank you!"
>You give her bedroom eyes.
>"You doing anything later?."
"Um.. No."
>"Wana hang?"
"Omygoshomygoshomygoshomygosh yes!"
>You decide to have a picnic because you can't be seen with the target.
>You ask her were to get a pet.
>Tears begin to fill her eyes.
>"What's wrong?"
"Fluttershy, but she's gone. She's been missing for 3 days."
>"I'm pretty sure she will be back."
>"She probably had to go out of town for something."
"But why wouldn't she have pet sitter?"
>She starts rambling on until you put your hand over her muzzle.
>"I'm sure she left them enough food."
>"You think so?"
>You nod.
>You pet her mane to calm her down.
>She is cut off by you fist hitting the base of her skull.
>Her spinal cord separates from her brain stem.
>You check her vitals.
>To your surprise she is still alive.
>But she's paralyzed.
>You pull out some Timber wolf scent and pour it on her.
>"It'll be over in about" you stick your head in the air and hear howling in the distance. "5 minutes."
>You pat her on the head and walk away.
>You stop in you tracks.
>"What if someone saves her?"
>You don't go anywhere but keep a safe distance so you don't get eaten.
>About 5 minutes later the timber wolves appear.
>They pick her up and tear her limb from limb.
>The field is strewn with her organs.

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>You are Anonymous.
>You have been living among the changelings for years now.
>You are easily the best soldier in Chrysalis's army
>Although the Changeling army is stronger than ever Chrysalis still doesn't want to attack Equestria while the elements of harmony are still alive.
>That's were you come in
>Your mission is to go to Equestria and pose as an immigrant.
>Then take out the elements of harmony.
>You have just arrived in Ponyville.
>You need to seem harmless
>You must fool the citizens of this place.
>You must get a job
>Right now you have a small studio apartment as a temporary residence.
>Who will you take out first>

>You decide to take out Rarity first.
>Easier said than done.
>You can't be seen with the target before execution
>You can't leave any evidence behind that links it to you.
>Best thing to do is frame someone else.
>Planting someone's hair in the boutique could work.
>But who would make a good scape goat?
>You stalk spike in the middle of the night>
>"Poor bastard is probably being forced to run errands at 1 AM."
>He makes a turn into a dark alley so he can get home faster.
>You charge and kick him into a pile of trash.
>You then grab him and slit his throat to make it look like he killed himself.
>You Put gauze over the wound so blood doesn't drip.
>All I have to do is swing by Rarities, kill her and drop off the corpse and everyone will think murder-suicide.
>You arrive at rarities with the corpse in a trash bag.
>Shopping bags on your feet to prevent foot prints.
>No gloves since a society of horses doesn't have fingerprint testing.

>You decide smothering is the best option.
>Quiet.
>Stealthy
>But when it comes to crimes of passion the deaths aren't usually gentle.
>But it will work.
>You lockpick the door.
>You sneak up the stairs to find a sleeping Rarity.
>You gab a pillow and hold it down over her face.
>She puts up a futile struggle against your human strength.
>She eventually goes limp.
>You place Spikes corpse,the knife, and lockpicks on the bed.
>You position Spikes corpse against Rarity as if they were spooning to make it more convincing.
>You go back to your apartment.

>You wake up the next morning
>You turn on the radio to see if the news has gotten out.
"Breaking News! Local fashonista Rarity and young dragon Spike found dead in the boutique.Rarity was smothered and Spike appeared to have slit his own throat Most suspect a murder suicide but some investigators argue that the baby dragon wouldn't have the strength to smother her. Twilight Sparkle Has refused to make any comments.
>"Fuck! How could I have been so stupid?
>You take a swig of whiskey and sit on the cheap, old, piece of shit couch for a minute.
>"I need to lay low for a while before neutralizing my next target.

>You walk around town.
>"If I lose the apartment I'm fucked"
>You notice a help wanted sing on the library door.
>"Two birds with 1 stone"
(BTW Twilight is a princess since this is after season 3.)

>You apply for the job and get it
>You work there and pay your rent and other shit.
>The topic of the death of Spike and Rarity is brought up somehow.
"I don't know how spike could do something like that!"
>She is crying heavily.
>"I don't know either, he seemed so nice."
"And Rarity! Sure she was a bitch sometimes but sweet Celestia why?"
>Hey. You have me right?"
"Oh Anon."
>She hugs you and sobs into your toned chest.
>You need to kill her 
>Making it look like a suicide would work since she's depressed.
>This will be tricky since she's a princess and there are Royal Guards always hanging about.

>You decide to seduce her
>Being on a princesses good side never hurts.
>You wait until she is in heat.
>You hear her using a masturbation spell.
"Mph, ohh sweet Celestia! Ahhh!"
>You "accidentally" walk in after conveniently taking a shower
"ANNON!"
>She pulls a blanket over herself.
>"Oh sorry I just wanted to let you know we need more soap"
>You notice her studying your half naked body.
>She is totally eye fucking you.
>Her eyes scanning over your chiseled torso, then resting on your cool eyes.
"Come here."
>She says that in a hasty tone.
>She wants the dick.
>You play dumb "What?" you ask in a confused tone with your eye brows raised.
"Just come here."
>She magically undoes your towel then pull you close to the edge of the bed.
>She wraps her forelegs around you waist and begins preforming fellatio.
>She viciously sucks your huge cock like it's the last a bottle of water in the world and she is trapped in the desert.
>She uses her tongue to stimulate your frenulum while doing so.

>After about 5 minutes of godly cock sucking she releases your cock.
>At this point it's beating like a second heart.
>She turns her body around and spreads her wings.
"Fuck me Anon! For the love of Celestia, give me that huge monkey dick!"
>You do as she says.
>You grab her wings and start thrusting animalistically.
>"Yeah you like that monkey dick huh? You purple whore"
>Her vagina is very tight do to not a being very sexually active pony who is more concerned with study.
>By this point the legs of the bed have faltered before your powerful thrusting.
>Each euphoric thrust brings you closer to nirvana.
>"I'm going to jizz!"
"Come inside me you filthy ape!"
"Cum inside your filthy purple librarian princess whore!"
>You roar like a tyrannosaurus and release about a pint of baby batter into Twilight's tight purple cunt.
>You go downstairs.
>Two guards are there.
>One is wearing an expression not unlike that of a child who walked in on his parents bumping uglies.
>The other has a slight smile and is bobbing his head
"Mah zigga"
>You wink at him then walk out side.
>"What to do about Fluttershy?"

>You sneak into Fluttershy's and kidnap angel bunny.
>You grab the little shit by the ears
>With a quick flick of the wrist his neck snaps like a toothpick.
>You place his body at the edge of the woods.
>Fluttershy comes home.
>Come quick Angel bunny is hurt!"
>You take off towards the woods and she quickly catches up to you and flies ahead of you.
>When you arrive you find her standing over him crying.
>"Will he be alright!?'
"*Sob* He's dead!"
>You bend over and hug her and start petting her mane.
>Shh it's okay, you can get a new rabbit.
>Well except you're going to die too whorse."
"What!"
>You quickly snap her neck.
>Necksnap because less bloods = less evidence.

>You decide to dump her body deeper in the Everfree
>The carnivores will get her.
3 days later
>You decide to go for Rainbow Dash next.
>You see her land in a field \.
>You approach her and complement her flying
>"Damn I didn't think any living creature could go that fast!"
"Yeah I know I'm awesome."
>"awesome is quite an inadequate verb to describe that."
>Her eyes widen and she stumbles back and blushes.
"Wow thank you!"
>You give her bedroom eyes.
>"You doing anything later?."
"Um.. No."
>"Wana hang?"
"Omygoshomygoshomygoshomygosh yes!"
>You decide to have a picnic because you can't be seen with the target.
>You ask her were to get a pet.
>Tears begin to fill her eyes.
>"What's wrong?"
"Fluttershy, but she's gone. She's been missing for 3 days."
>"I'm pretty sure she will be back."
>"She probably had to go out of town for something."
"But why wouldn't she have pet sitter?"
>She starts rambling on until you put your hand over her muzzle.
>"I'm sure she left them enough food."
>"You think so?"
>You nod.
>You pet her mane to calm her down.

>She is cut off by you fist hitting the base of her skull.
>Her spinal cord separates from her brain stem.
>You check her vitals.
>To your surprise she is still alive.
>But she's paralyzed.
>You pull out some Timber wolf scent and pour it on her.
>"It'll be over in about" you stick your head in the air and hear howling in the distance. "5 minutes."
>You pat her on the head and walk away.

>You stop in you tracks.
>"What if someone saves her?"
>You don't go anywhere but keep a safe distance so you don't get eaten.
>About 5 minutes later the timber wolves appear.
>They pick her up and tear her limb from limb.
>The field is strewn with her organs.

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