- >You're walking down the hallways of school on your way to chem class.
- >You walk at a brisk pace, Mrs. Tallyswerve was a grade A ball buster.
- >You were about to break into a full sprint when something caught your eye.
- >Cadence, the cheer captain.
- >IN HER UNIFORM!
- >You slow down and walk behind her, not giving a shit that she wasn't going in the direction of your class.
- >Who gives a shit about being late.
- >You were hypnotized
- >Her firm ass cheeks giggled slightly with each graceful stride she took.
- >By the gods her ass was perfect.
- >Years of cheerleading and exercise have toned and shaped her legs and butt perfectly.
- >She was also really flexible.
- >The moves she did at the last pep rally did things to your penis that defied science.
- >Every stallion wanted a piece of that alicorn ass.
- >You weren't bad looking or anything, but you never really talked to mares much and didn't have the balls to talk to a mare of her status.
- "Take a picture, it'll last longer."
- >Oh shit!
- >You were busted, caught red handed checking her ass out.
- "I bet you want some of this? Don't you, nerd?"
- "You wanna put those "Fingers" of yours in my pussy before you fuck me dry?"
- >"Uhh, uh."
- "Hmm?"
- >Everyone was staring at you two.
- >You were shaking like and epileptic foal at a vinyl scratch concert.
- "I bet you're going to masturbate to that thought when you get home you fucking perv!"
- >She swayed her hips back and fourth as she walked away.
- Several minutes later in chemistry class
- >Not only did the teacher bust your balls over being late, but your buddies are jagging you around about the incident in the hall.
- >Your classmate goes up to get a tissue.
- "Don't stare Anon."
- >Everyone laughs.
- >"What ass?"
- >Most of the class ohhhhh's."
- >Jequorah the Zebra goes "Shiiieeet zigga!" while holding his hoof to his mouth.
- >If there wasn't a sub in you would've been in the office by now.
- *CRACK* *POP* "All student down to the gymnasium for the pep rally."
- >Ohh shit, that was today?
- "Single file line everypony."
- >You and your classmates march down to the auditorium.
- >You sit at the top of the bleachers to avoid being noticed by the cheer captain.
- >But it was hard not to notice you since you were literally one of a kind.
- >The music starts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tzl_fM0lpTY [Embed]
- >The cheerleaders come out front and center.
- >They Start doing flips and twirls.
- >Pegasi and Griffon cheerleaders flew around and performed amazing aerobatic dances and threw confetti all over the gym
- >Every colt is mezmorized by the erotic display of young mares in peak physique dancing around in short skirts and spandex.
- >You were no exception.
- >You and the colt next to you were having an interesting conversation
- "Aw man, I'd wear her pussy out like Iron Will's punching bag."
- >"If you could last that long."
- "Fuck you too man."
- >"Piss on that skank anyway, she's been around the block more times than the icecream truck."
- >"She probably has the clop."
- "I bet she gives good head though."
- >"Maybe."
- >You point out sugar pop.
- >"That one, I heard she gives out head like candy on Nightmare night."
- "Bullshit."
- >"Not shittin' you."
- "That bitch?"
- >"She gave Poindexter head when he worked with her on that shoebox project at her house."
- "Bull, fucking, shit."
- >"She admitted it to Hoofscrape."
- "Hoofscrape?"
- "Guy's more full of shit than a septic tank."
- "Motherfucker would claim he got neck from Celestia."
- "Besides nopony would touch Poindexter's needle dick."
- >"How the fuck do you know he has needle dick, queer?"
- "Locker room, gym class."
- "He could pop a balloon with that thing."
- >"Maybe she felt bad for the dude, who the fuck knows?"
- "I don't buy it."
- "I mean she's a slut, but seriously?"
- >The cheerleaders do their grand finale.
- >Cadence flys up in the air with a few skilled flier behind her.
- >The dance seductively mid air.
- >Asses shaking, tails waving
- >That goddess tier body moving gracefully in the air for all to see.
- >You fear your zipper will not hold.
- >The performance ends before your one eyed snake can escape.
- >You walk down the bleachers to exit the gym.
- >You look back at the cheerleaders, who are heading to the locker room to change.
- >Cadence looks at you and ticks her tongue out in a playful manner.
- >You speed up and leave a trail of spaghetti behind you.
- AFTER SCHOOL
- >Hanging out with your bros Hoofscrape and Fetlock at your house
- >There's no vidya in Equestria so you guys just play Boardgames, card games bust balls and gossip.
- "Draw 4 bitches!"
- >"Fuck you!"
- "I swear this motherfucker is counting cards"
- >"How the fuck do you count cards in UNO you dumb fuck?"
- "You're calling me a dumb fuck? At least I didn't tell Shoeshine to "GO home and get her fucking shinebox."
- >No one got the reference since not a single copy of Goodfellas, or a device to play it on existed here, but it pissed her off though.
- >You can still feel the hooves on your face.
- >"Whelp, fuck UNO."
- "What about D&D?"
- >"I've had sex before."
- >"Fuckin' douche" Fetlock mutters under his breath.
- *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
- >"Who the fuck is that?"
- >"If you invited Poindexter I'm kicking both your asses
- >You make your way over to the door
- *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
- >"Alright, alright I'm comming"
- >"Jesus Christ!"
- "Who the fuck is that?"
- >"Shut up."
- >You open the door up and see 3 fillies, more specifically, members of the cheer squad
- >Even more specifically, Cadence, Cinnamon Bits, and Sugar Pop.
- >'What the fuck are they doing here.'
- "Hi Anon."
- >"W-what are you doing here?"
- "Just wanted to hang out."
- >"Well, aren't you going to come in?"
- "You're coming with us"
- >This didn't seem right.
- "What about us?"
- "What about you?
- >"Guys, get the fuck out my house, I have to go."
- "What happened to homies over hoes?"
- >They walk out the back door muttering insults under their breath.
- >"Almost forgot, your sister's panties are still in my room, wanna get them for her?"
- "Fuck you."
- >"Sorry, I'm not into colts."
- >"So where are we going.
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