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By: Saltyblood on Mar 18th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.68 KB  |  hits: 66  |  expires: Never
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  1. >day today is tomorrow that were winter and yesterday day gaben
  2. >you wake up, feeling generous
  3. >Piss, shower, ball shaving and teeth brushing
  4. >looking in the mirror, dear god your sexy
  5. >go downstairs and you begin to think
  6. “I haven’t had sex since I got to this [spoiler] godforsaken[/spoiler]  place and I have one mares that  constantly tries to rape me.”
  7. >takes a bowl of “Rapy-O’s” and milk while still thinking to yourself
  8. “So what if I let her have her fun once? It will hopefully keep her of me for a while afterwards, and I can tell her I did it just to shut her up. So she don’t think I like it. I’m so fucking brilliant, I’m a fucking genius.”
  9. >you finish your breakfast and go upstairs to fix your bed and take some deodorant so you smell like the god you are.
  10. >looking at the time she usually comes to you to guess your fetish around 11 o’clock
  11. >It’s 10:49
  12. >you’re sitting in the living room thinking about what to say while you wait for her to come
  13. >10:59
  14. >you stand up and slowly walking towards the door, still looking at your watch
  15. 4..3…2…1…
  16. ding dong
  17. “Yeah, she really is precise”
  18. >you open the door, facing a fluttershy in what seems to be a lobster suit.
  19. >”Hey sexy, is lobsters your fe-“
  20. >you cut her off, saying
  21. “No Flutters, lobsters are not my fetish”
  22. >Fluttershy looks sadly down on the ground
  23. “You work so hard to guess my fetish, and every time I reject you.”
  24. >She looks up, a little bit confused over that you actually are talking to her and not forcing her to go away.
  25. “And to be honest, I feel sad for you. So I thought, maybe just this one time, I let you have your fun, just because I care for you?”
  26. >A flash of happiness goes through her face and entire body.
  27. >Without saying anymore she grabs you and drag you up to your bed
  28. >Throwing you into the bed she looks at you and says
  29. >”Promise this is not a trick.”
  30. “I promise.”
  31. >You are now fully erect and your body is ready
  32. >She slowly begins to remove your pants, giggling slightly
  33. >You’re now fully nude and Fluttershy is on top of you.
  34. >”Are you ready for this?”
  35. “Yes”
  36. >She goes down on you, but the moment she touches your rod, a spark goes through your body
  37. >You are shaking heavily while you cum like a sprinkler and fart the most furious and wet fart of your life, of the touch of your dick
  38. >Your anus was not prepared.
  39. >fluttershy, now covered in semen, backs of while watching you roll around in pain from the fart
  40. >”Twilight said human lasted for hours” Fluttershy with disappointment in her face.
  41. >She left the room while you are still lying butthurt in your bed, thinking to yourself:
  42. Fucking [spoiler] lobster [/spoiler] Fluttershy
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