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By: Saint_Dane on Nov 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.80 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"Anon."
  2. "Five more minutes mah."
  3. >"Anon?"
  4. >Anon, Get the fuck up, you just called Twilight 'mom'.
  5. >Fine
  6. "I'm up.I'm up, i'm up."
  7. >"Good, you were starting to worry me, you were taking a bit of force to wake you up."
  8. >...
  9. "How much force?"
  10. >"I kept trying to move you with magic, but it wasn't doing anything, so I just tried nudging you awake."
  11. >Ok... Well
  12. "How hard were you nudging me?"
  13. >"She looks kind of sheepish "I started to prod you with a hoof
  14. "What time is it?"
  15. >You ask.
  16. >"About 4:50, just in time for the party." Damn, that was a long 2:20 minute nap
  17. "Oh, well that was conveinient."
  18. >"Yeah, hehe, it was."
  19. >Shes not telling us something.
  20. >Brain, I think you may be right.
  21. >"Well, are you ready?" she asks.
  22. >Very Hesitantly you respond.
  23. "Sure..."
  24. >Her chipper demeanor returns. "Ok then, follow me."
  25. >You follow her while "thinking"
  26. >Is that really what you call our circlejerks?
  27. >Its better than calling it a 'CircleJerk in My Mind'.
  28. >Anon, we are getting close to the center of the treebrary.
  29. >Wait, wheres twiltliget?
  30. >God damn its fuckin dark in here. Ahh! The ladder.
  31. >You start to climb your way down.
  32. >While on the ladder, the lights turn on and you hear dozens of voices yelling "SUPRISE!"
  33. >Being in a stunned state from the Suprise, you fall off the ladder
  34. >And while your foot was basically hovering off the floor you plant your foot doun to get ground...
  35. >but still fall
  36. >Wasn't a long fall, but it wasn't a pleasant one either
  37. >you fell back and landed on your ass.
  38. "Shit, that hurts."
  39. >Suddenly Pinkie.
  40. >"Oh my Celestia, Anon are you ok?"
  41. "Yeah i'm o-"
  42. >"Then lets PARTY!"
  43.  
  44. Fast forward
  45. >End of party
  46. >Got to meet a lot of new ponies, along with Rainbow Dash: She's... meh, but she has wings so...
  47. >Rarity: Was a cunt at first but is still a bit... cuntish?, has horn/uses magic,
  48. >Applejack: ... God you had never wanted to hear an accent like that for the rest of your life,
  49. >The shy one... Buttershy? No, Fluttershy: shy and all around cute. Meh, has wings,
  50. >Twilight: book smarts. Cooleo, has horn/uses magic,
  51. >Pinkie: Fun, parties/gmaes/activities, needs indoor voice sometimes.
  52.  
  53. "That was a pretty fun party Pinkie."
  54. >Was it?
  55. >No brain, our definition of fun would be taking a dump in a bag, lighting it on fire, and putting said bag in a mailbox
  56. >... but it was a pretty fun party.
  57. >"Its good you thought so Anon!"
  58. >Pinkie responded.
  59. >You see Rarity
  60. >She's coming towards you.
  61. >"Anon Darling, you need some new clothes.
  62. >They are kinda destroyed
  63. >Your pants have rips and tears from thorns in the forest.
  64. >Your shoes have it the worst, they look like they had been through a grinder, it broke, and they were fished out with explosives.
  65. >so all in all, not the worst you've been.
  66. "Well if you can make me some, I will be willing to get you my measures(?).
  67. >"Ok, stop by the Carousel Boutique, tomorrow. When you get the chance."
  68. "Ok then, see you tomorrow Rarity."
  69. >Suddenly a rainbow mane.
  70. >"Hey Anon! You need to see some of the tricks I can do!"
  71. "Thats good! I'll try to find you sometime tomorrow so you can show me."
  72. >Rainbow leaves.
  73. >"Anon!"
  74. >Oh no... the Hick.
  75. >"Anon, if ya'll er ever lookin fur work, ya'll can come and ask for a job at tha farm."
  76. >As if...
  77. "Ok sure!"
  78. >Anon, What the hell are you doing?
  79. >Brain, just because you don't like her, doesn't mean that no one else does.
  80. >Besides, we need money, its not like a sack of money is just gonna fall out of the sky, right?
  81. >...
  82. >Fuck it didn't work.
  83. >Welp, it looks like we're going to work for AppleJack.
  84. >Twilight approaches.
  85. >"Anon, are you going to be staying here tonight?"
  86. >No I'd rather sleep outside where the bugs crawl over me on the uncomfortable dirt...
  87. "Sure."
  88. >"Well Anon, i'll send a message to Princess Celestia tomorrow."
  89. >Anon, Did she just say Princess?
  90. >Why yes Brain, I think she did.
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