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By: Saint_Dane on Nov 16th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.24 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. "Then, lead the way."
  2. >You state.
  3. >Hey i'm bac- Why the fuck are we following a horse?
  4. >She's a pony, Brain.
  5. >That still doesn't explain shit.
  6. >What legs are trying to say is thatwe are following a pony into town to rest and eat is that good?
  7. >... yes
  8. >Good.
  9. >"We've never seen others of your kind here before." thats not suprising.
  10. "Ehh in my world, the ponies didn't talk."
  11. >Totally changing the subject she asks
  12. >"What are some key technological advances, your kind has?"
  13. "Well, umm, we went to the moon. We als-"
  14. >You are cut off
  15. >"Who did you go to get back?"
  16. >Wut?
  17. "What?
  18. >"Who did your leader send to the moon?
  19. "No one... We went there in the name of Science."
  20. >"How did you get there? Judging by your head, you dont have a horn, and you don't have wings, so how did you get there?"
  21. >You look at her and notice something.
  22. >Brain.
  23. >Brain, is that a horn?
  24. >Well anon, yes it is.
  25. "Umm, we used metal ships called rockets to send people to the moon."
  26. >"Interesting."
  27. >You wait for her to say more, but she doesn't.
  28. "We also are able to simulate the zero gravity of space without going into it."
  29. >"How is your kind able to do that?"
  30. >Lady what the fuck do I look like? A fucking rocket scienti-
  31. >You cut your thought off as you see the building you were heading to... and the ponies that were staring at you.
  32. >... Well this is awkward.
  33. >"Oh, don't mind them, they haven't seen any of your kind before."
  34. "Yeah, that probably is new to them huh?"
  35. >These ponies are fucking creepy.
  36. >Wait why the fuck is that pink one running towards you?
  37. "Twi-Twilight!"
  38. >"Yes Anon?"
  39. >You point towards the pink pony.
  40. >Twilight says "Ahh yes, that is Pinkie Pie, be careful though she can be a bit of a handfull at times."
  41. >Pinkie Pie.
  42. >Her first name suits her, i'm not sure what to think about her last name though.
  43. >She probably works in a bakery, or something.
  44. >Brain, shut the fuck up. You are never right.
  45. >Hey, which one of us got us through School?
  46. >Neither. I "Convinced" Amanda to let us cheat off her remember?
  47. >Oh yeah... shut the fuck up Anon.
  48. >Whatevs Brain.
  49. >Oh god. Pink, so much Pink.
  50. >"OHMYCELESTIAWHATAREYOU?!?AREYOUAFRIENDOFTWILIGHTS?BECAUSEIFYOUARETHENAFRIENDOFTWILIGHTSISAFRIENDOFMINE!WENEEDTOGETSTARTEDONTHEWELCOMETOPONYVILLEPARTY!" she looks to twilight "Can we have it at the treebrary?
  51. >"Sure."
  52. >Umm... Brain.
  53. >Anon... what was that?
  54. >I don't know.
  55. >Hey! There's someone as Random as us!
  56. >Subconsious, shut up.
  57. >Anon, I agree with him though.
  58. >Hea- Weak organic blood pump, you agree with everything our subconsious says.
  59. >Why do you call me that?
  60. >Because your normal term is absolutely goddamn retarded
  61. >Whats wrong with H-
  62. >SHUT IT.
  63. >"Anooooon? Are you Ok?
  64. "Wha? Oh, Yeah. I was just thinking
  65. >"Well, while you were "Thinking" Pinkie and I were talking about a "Welcome To Ponyville" Party for you. What do you think?
  66. "Umm, Ok? I don't know what to expect since I just got here.
  67. >"We are going to have it sometime around 5 O'clock
  68. "Cool, What time is it?"
  69. >"Its about 2:30 right now."
  70. >Oh cool there is some time to rest.
  71. "Umm, is there somewhere I can rest? I have aches in joints I know existed."
  72. >"Sure, you can use my guest bed. Its up the ladder to the left up the stairs and at the end of the hallway."
  73. "Ok, see you two in a bit."