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Ultimate Alpha Anon.

By: Saint_Dane on Mar 2nd, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.99 KB  |  hits: 68  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Waking up in the middle of a forest, you look to find a large animal that has a lions body and scorpion tail.
  2. >Immediately you stand up and do what you have to.
  3. >War cry.
  4. "RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
  5. >You start to rush the creature and it smashes you into a tree.
  6. >Popping yourself out of it, you brush the debris, and get ready to charge again.
  7. >It takes the incentive and charges first.
  8. >As soon as it gets to you, it tries to swipe you with its claws and when it misses, it tries with its tail.
  9. >No.
  10. >Grabbing its tail, you swing it right into a tree an then another one.
  11. >By the time you think it's time to stop, the tail has imprints of your fingers and part of its chest is collapsed.
  12. >The creature is still trying to get you.
  13. >Stomping on its head, you think one thing.
  14. "I defeated it in battle, time to claim whats mine."
  15. >Unzipping your dick, a new dick falls out.
  16. >A four foot one.
  17. >Picking it up with one arm, because you a strong boy, you ready your dick with the other.
  18. "That shows you, you lil' dick nigga."