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Song inspired AiE oneshot.

By: Saint_Dane on Feb 3rd, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.32 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Waking up at 7:30, every morning can be pretty tiring.
  2. >Even when in a place like Equestria.
  3. >Where every other week, something is happening that could fuck with something else.
  4. >Ehh, time to go get the paper.
  5. >Opening the door without looking, you realise that you are falling.
  6. >Fast.
  7. "FUUUUUCK MY LIIIIIIIFE!"
  8. >You scream.
  9. >Looking up, you notice that your house was ontop of a pile of dirt spanni-
  10. >Ow.
  11. >OW.
  12. >Looking at the ground you just landed on, you feel dirt hitting your stomach.
  13. >Looking up again, you see what looks like a pan falling towards you.
  14. "Why me-"
  15. >You are cut off as the pan connects with your head.
  16.  
  17. *Somtime later*
  18.  
  19. >Opening your eyes, you see the ceiling of a hospital.
  20. >Not the one in Ponyville, though.
  21. "Where am I?"
  22. >Not expecting a response, you hear, "You're in a hospital in the town Neighmouth."
  23. >Looking to the mare, you think of that place.
  24. >You've heard of the town once before.
  25. "Why am I here? Shouldn't I be in the hospital back in Ponyville?"
  26. >"There was a complication with the drugs, so you were moved here, because we had the only usable medication in Equestria." she answers.
  27. "How long have I been here?"
  28. >She answers, "According to the report, you've been here for about six months."
  29. >Perfect.
  30. [spoiler]"So thats what I spent six long months in Quincy for, six long months, doin' nothin' at all."[/spoiler]