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Skyranon. Oneshot.

By: Saint_Dane on Feb 19th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.74 KB  |  hits: 63  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Walking out of your house with your trusty Dragonbone Warhammer, named 'Big Boner' you go to do what you do ev-
  2. >Your follower stops you, "Anon! We already killed every dragon here!"
  3. >You start to walk towards the badlands.
  4. >"Anon, we already killed every bandit in Equestria! There's nothing else to do!"
  5. >God this bitch is annoying.
  6. "What am I going to do, now that I have 4 houses, a billion bits, and the strongest weapons in this realm?"
  7. >"Well, you could go and make another country, and rule there."
  8. >That's not a bad idea.
  9.  
  10. *2 YEARS LATER*
  11.  
  12. >"Anon, you rule a kingdom, what are you going to do now?"
  13. >Donning your enchanted 'Badass Fork' you look her in the eyes.
  14. "Time to be a villain now."
  15. >How?
  16. >By killing every chicken and Emperor you see.
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