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By: Saint_Dane on Mar 12th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.97 KB  |  hits: 32  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Like, when was Anon ever, like, -normal-?
  2. "Hey, I can be normal is I want!"
  3. >Not if you keep talking to us.
  4. >Shit, I said that outloud?
  5. >>Yurp.
  6. ><Derp.
  7. >Who the fuck are you two?
  8. ><Well, it's not as weird as you think.
  9. >>We can't control when you blink.
  10. ><We can't make you shit.
  11. >>We might be able to make you hit.
  12. >Hit what?
  13. >>I was not able to make up a rhyme.
  14. ><Yes, we are losing our prime.
  15. >That still doesn't answer my question...
  16. >>What we are trying to say.
  17. ><We have the power to make you pay.
  18. >What...
  19. ><We are not spoken rumors.
  20. >>We are unknown-
  21. >I have a pair... of... tumors?
  22. >Your legs buckle from under you.
  23. >>What? No!
  24. ><Don't start to blow!
  25. >Oh...
  26. ><We were trying to say,
  27. >>We are the ones for ones to pay.
  28. ><For we are not spoken rumors.
  29. >>We are immediate boomers.
  30. ><We occur in the past.
  31. >>When you need a cast.
  32. >Again, what?
  33. >They're broken bones, you idiot.
  34.  
  35. Thanks (You know who you are) I spent about twenty minutes writing this.