- >WHERE FUCK AM I?
- >WHAT SHIT? SMALL HORSE?
- >"What are you?"
- >THING THAT IS GOING TO KILL YOU.
- >The Small horse picks you up and shakes you around.
- >STOP. I AM FIRE. I AM DEATH.
- >She spins you once more, "Hmm, what will happen if I doooo thisss..."
- "WHAT FUCK IS STRANGE FEELING?"
- "HOLY SHIT, I TALK NOW."
- >"Oh, no... not one of these again..." she whines.
- "WHAT IS SMALL EQUINE SPEAKING OF?"
- >"We just recently found another... thing... like you, it is currently in my treebrary."
- "WHAT IS?"
- >"You'll see."
- >She teleports you to her house, there you see normal furnishings-
- >NO.
- "HOW FUCK ARE YOU HERE, CHAIR?"
- >"Ah don't fookin' know, pil, why tha shet would you ask meh?"
- >Suddenly, weird creature.
- >"Ohh, nawt thas little shet again..."
- >He turns purple horse into a couch.
- >"Hello, my little furnishings, how are all of you~?"
- >He picks you up, and sets you behind his back.
- "WHAT FUCK ARE YOU? YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT ON STICK?"
- >"Well, Twilight, you found another one?, i'm impressed."
- "I WILL KILL YOU WITH THE POWER OF ANCESTORS."
- >"Pillow ancestors? How cute."
- "NO, MY CLOSEST ANCESTOR IS NAMED ROBERT."
- >A tire rolls through, and looks to discord.
- >"Umm, well, hehe... What are you?"
- >It starts to shake violently, while Discord asks, "What are y-"
- >His head explodes, the tire soon turning to the door and rolling out.
- "GOOD ROBERT, I WILL SEE YOU SOON."
- >"Oi, when did ya meet thaht one?"
- "WHEN I SPENT SIX LONG MONTHS IN QUINCY."
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