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Mook Anon #7

By: Saint_Dane on Mar 8th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.13 KB  |  hits: 60  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Holy fuck, Mous is an Asshole.
  2. >"Hey, Anon! What are you doing?" you hear.
  3. "Cleaning the garage!"
  4. >"Since when did we have a garage?"
  5. >See what I mean?
  6. "Since about three minutes ago!"
  7. >You hear a knock on the door.
  8. >"I got it!"
  9. >Hearing the door open, you hear some voices.
  10. >"Anon, some Griffons are here to see you!"
  11. >Shit.
  12. >They found you.
  13. >It took some time to get that feather out of your ass- I mean skin.
  14. >From when you kicked their asses.
  15. >Yeah.
  16. >Time to run.
  17. >Right into them.
  18. >"There ya are... Who is your friend, Anon?" Rex- I mean the lead one asks.
  19. "He is the other human, Mous, this is Re- I mean I don't know these guys."
  20. >"Wait, you know these guys, Anon?"
  21. >"Yeah, he was lookin' for some quick cash, and helped us with a 'problem' of ours."
  22. "No, you asked me to 'help' you!"
  23. >"Sure he did, Anon. Anyways, what kind of problem? The Bang-bang problem, or the Skeet-skeet kind?"
  24. >Oh no...
  25. >"The ladder, if ya know what we mean." he answers.
  26. >Fuck.
  27. >"Well Anon, lets get you out to the shack and get those pesky clothes off." Otto says.
  28. >This.
  29. >"Okay, we'll get him back to you tomorrow night or Thursday morning."
  30. >Place.
  31. >"Bye, Anon. Have Fun~."