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Mook Anon #6

By: Saint_Dane on Mar 7th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.83 KB  |  hits: 48  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Getting knocked on your ass, you say one thing.
  2. "You cheated!"
  3. >The stallion in front of you, says, "There are no rules against it."
  4. >The ref looks to you, "There isn't..."
  5. >Fuck.
  6. >Getting back on your feet, you take another swing at him.
  7. >He moves out of the way, delivering his own kick to your back, knocking you to the ground.
  8. "Alright then, stop! I'm done!"
  9. >You start to walk out while looking at the ref.
  10. "Fuck this place, i'm going to make my own arena club, with blackjack, and hookers!"
  11. >They look uncaring.
  12. "Y'know what? Forget the club!"
  13. >The stallions start to cheer.
  14. >They try to pick you up, but as they realise how heavy you are, they drop you.
  15. >Right on your tail bone.
  16. "Ow, that still hurts from earlier!"
  17. >From somewhere in the crowd, you hear, "Holy buck, this mook's a right plebian!"
  18. >They start to laugh.
  19. >Fucking ponies.
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