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Mook Anon #5

By: Saint_Dane on Mar 2nd, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.27 KB  |  hits: 90  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"Anon, when was the last time you were in the castle?"
  2. >God this bitch is getting on your nerves.
  3. "I don't know, Twalot. When was the last time you got lost in Cum Ville?"
  4. >"Anon, all i'm saying is that you haven't been there twice in the three years you've been here, I think i'd know more about it than you."
  5. >Why is this bitch such a cunt?
  6. "Sparara, why the hell would you know more about it then?"
  7. >"Because, I grew up in that castle!"
  8. >That makes no fucking sense.
  9. "So?"
  10. >"I have a bucking map, Anon! I've seen most of the castle and recorded it too!"
  11. >Ohh, that's genius.
  12. "You should let me see those, they will help me see how 'Smart' you are."
  13. >She looks a little glad at this.
  14. >"Anon, i'm glad you took the time to finally tell someone they were smarter than you."
  15. >This cunt.
  16. "Sure, twolot."
  17. >You state, grinding your teeth.
  18. >She pulls a piece of paper from her saddle bag.
  19. >"Here," she starts, "That is the floor plan to Canterlot castle."
  20. >Ripping it from her hooves, you crumble up the paper and put it in your mouth.
  21. >After a small time, you swallow the paper.
  22. >Twilight starts laughing, "Do you really expect me to only have one copy? Anon, you're really dumber than you look."
  23. >You look in her saddle bag and see hundreds of other copies.
  24. "Fuck,"
  25. "You,"
  26. "Twilit."