- >Walking around your special hell, on the moon, you look around for any of those weird Astronauts.
- >You faintly hear, "Whur ded thet nurgur go?"
- >Oh shit, time to run.
- >Running, you find yourself in an area that you think you remember.
- >Yeah! There's your shoe prints!
- >Wait, what the shit? When did you go in a circle?
- >It dawns on you, a thousand years on the moon.
- >That's like a century, or somethin'!
- >Suddenly!
- >You hear a spell discharge.
- >"Anon! Are you here!? Where are you?!"
- >Hmph, sounds like Tellit, that cunt got you up here in the first place!
- "Twalot?"
- >"Anon! I'm so sorry, I didn't know that Celestia was going to react like that!"
- "Are you here to help me? Because, I need to talk to you about something, after we get to Equestria."
- >"Ok, Anon! I'll make this as easy as it can get."
- >She starts to charge up the spell, and *pop*.
- >Back on solid ground.
- >"Anon, again, i'm really, really, really sorry for the mess with Celestia." She spews.
- "Twilight- er I mean twitligit, why did you have to tell the princess in the first case?"
- >"Because Anon, you're a Mook."
- >...
- >Fuck.
- >This.
- >Pone.
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