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Mook Anon #3

By: Saint_Dane on Feb 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.12 KB  |  hits: 75  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Flexing your 'muscles', you look at the mirror in front you.
  2. "Ohhh, yeah."
  3. >Suddenly, Pink.
  4. >"Hey Anon! Are you up?! CUZ' I'M UP, YUP, I'M UP LIKE A KITE!"
  5. "Fuck off Penke, I'm exercising."
  6. >"Didn't look like it Anon."
  7. "Well... fuck off still.
  8. >She looks to you, "Anon, why are you so dumb?" with a dumb smirk on her face.
  9. "What are you so... Pink?"
  10. >"Why are you a nigger?"
  11. >You are offended by this.
  12. "I'm not some dumbass nigger who can't spell sean."
  13. >"How do you spell sean, Anon."
  14. "Easy, S-H-O-N, Sean."
  15. >"You're retarded."
  16. "Hey fuck off Pan-"
  17. >You are cut off.
  18. >Fuck someone's coming.
  19. >"ANON Y MOUS, YOU ARE SENTENCED TO 1000 YEARS OF SOLITARY CONFINEMENT ON THE MOON."
  20. >Trelestia
  21. "What the fuck did I do?!"
  22. >"YOU HAVE OFFENDED ON OF OUR PRINCESSES, AND SAID YOU FUCKED HER DEAD MOTHER."
  23. >Fuck.
  24. "Twalot's a cunt."
  25. >"GOODBYE ANON, SEE YOU IN 1000 YEARS."
  26. >Zapping you with magic, the last thing you see, is Pinkies questioning frown.
  27. >Suddenly, out like a light.
  28.  
  29. *2 HOURS LATER.*
  30.  
  31. >Waking up, you feel around.
  32. >What the shit? The ground feels like... thousand year old... dirt.
  33. >Welp, Anon, you're fucked.
  34. >But seriously.
  35. >Fuck ponies.
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