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Mook Anon #2

By: Saint_Dane on Feb 24th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.27 KB  |  hits: 134  |  expires: Never
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  1. "And as I fuckin' said, you can't break a record, set by a professional flyer."
  2. >Rainbow looks to you,  hating every part of you, "Anon, have you ever SEEN the Wonderbolts?"
  3. "I don't need to, to know they would smoke your ass."
  4. >She snorts, "Wanna bet?" she asks.
  5. "Sure nigga, 100 bits says you can't beat them."
  6. >She looks hurt by this, "100 BITS!? This bet is worth 1000 Bits at least."
  7. "1000 bits! I don't have that kind of money!"
  8. >She give you a strange look, "Maybe... we work out a different... payment."
  9. "Like, what? If I win, you come work for me for a couple of days?"
  10. >"What if I win?" she questions.
  11. "Trust me, bro, you won't win."
  12. >She looks a bit saddened upon hearing that, but you don't see it.
  13. >Maybe you did, and you just didn't care.
  14. >"Anon, don't be such a M-" she is cut off.
  15. >"ANON Y MOUS OF EQUESTRIA. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
  16. >Great, it's Twelet.
  17. "I've been fucking your mother."
  18. >"WAS IT YOU WHO GAVE ME THIS LETTER!?" she inquires.
  19. "Never seen it in my life."
  20. >"THEN WHY DOES IT SAY 'SIGNED ANON'!?"
  21. "I did not have the intentions to write that letter."
  22. >"Buck this, i'm outta here!" Rainbow states.
  23. "See ya bitch!"
  24. >Twily looks to you.
  25. >"AS SOON A-"
  26. "See ya bitch, i'm out."
  27. >"Oh no you don't." Tellit grabs you with her magic and pulls you away, with her.
  28. >Fuck.
  29. >This.
  30. >Pony.
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